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Most embarrassing trip to the doctor....

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  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    CTMike said:
    bgebrent said:
    CTMike said:
    thetrim said:
    I felt like this was appropriate for this thread.


    That’s some funny sh!t right there. 
    Literally.
    That’s how I meant it. 
    Figuratively.
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • CTMike
    CTMike Posts: 3,649
    bgebrent said:
    CTMike said:
    bgebrent said:
    CTMike said:
    thetrim said:
    I felt like this was appropriate for this thread.


    That’s some funny sh!t right there. 
    Literally.
    That’s how I meant it. 
    Figuratively.
    Indubitably. 
    MMBGE / Large BGE / XL BGE (Craigslist Find) / SF30x80 cabinet trailer - "Ol' Mortimer" / Outdoor kitchen in progress.  

    RECOVERING BUBBLEHEAD
    Southeastern CT. 
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,387
    Cast a wide net or project a wide spray.   
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    tml1230 said:
    northGA.... I just read the last several  posts including the one highlighting your drive thru at chic fillet....and u guys from Geiorgia ....talk about those of us from FLORIDA???
    fortunatley your hanging chad , I assume, didn't get caught up in this Hersey highway debacle.
    On a more serious note... When u pass gas....Has the tone , aroma  and refraction of your farts been negatively impacted by the  above described slicing and dicing?
    I am actually from SC brother....but def understand your reference to GA ;)
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • Cashfan
    Cashfan Posts: 416
    thetrim said:
    I felt like this was appropriate for this thread.


    Me and my fellow carpoolers would stop at a small gas station for gas and bathroom on the way to work every morning. One morning someone had done this to their bathroom, and we discovered it. It was disgusting. It was on every surface in the restroom, it looked like there was attempt to clean it, and there was a pair of underwear on the floor. The clerk started cursing and we went out back and took care of our business....

    Glad you feeling better, @northGAcock!
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,686
    northGAcock said:
    tml1230 said:
    northGA.... I just read the last several  posts including the one highlighting your drive thru at chic fillet....and u guys from Geiorgia ....talk about those of us from FLORIDA???
    fortunatley your hanging chad , I assume, didn't get caught up in this Hersey highway debacle.
    On a more serious note... When u pass gas....Has the tone , aroma  and refraction of your farts been negatively impacted by the  above described slicing and dicing?
    I am actually from SC brother....but def understand your reference to GA ;)
    I’m glad someone understood that post.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    Wife says she is not going with me this morning for my post op office visit. She says she is tired of having to watch other ladies (nurses and doctors) checking out her husbands butt.  ;)
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • JRWhitee
    JRWhitee Posts: 5,678
    @northGAcock I think she is tired of Paying people to check out your Butt.

                                                                
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  • CTMike
    CTMike Posts: 3,649
    northGAcock said:
    Wife says she is not going with me this morning for my post op office visit. She says she is tired of having to watch other ladies (nurses and doctors) checking out her husbands butt.  ;)

    Of course you are having to pay them to look at your butt. Could be construed as prostitution.
    MMBGE / Large BGE / XL BGE (Craigslist Find) / SF30x80 cabinet trailer - "Ol' Mortimer" / Outdoor kitchen in progress.  

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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    CTMike said:
    northGAcock said:
    Wife says she is not going with me this morning for my post op office visit. She says she is tired of having to watch other ladies (nurses and doctors) checking out her husbands butt.  ;)

    Of course you are having to pay them to look at your butt. Could be construed as prostitution.
    You mean i have to pay for a follow up visit? D@mn surgens. I bet @bgebrent is in charge of their billing strategies.
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • JethroVA
    JethroVA Posts: 1,251
    hey @bgebrent just for future reference, what body parts do your scalpels slice?

    Richmond and Mathews County, VA. Large BGE, Weber gas, little Weber charcoal. Vintage ManGrates. Little reddish portable kamado that shall remain nameless here.  Very Extremely Stable Genius. 
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,686
    JethroVA said:
    hey @bgebrent just for future reference, what body parts do your scalpels slice?

    I'm pretty sure Brent doesn't slice anything below the waist, thanks be to God.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,155
    JethroVA said:
    hey @bgebrent just for future reference, what body parts do your scalpels slice?


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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    DoubleEgger said:
    JethroVA said:
    hey @bgebrent just for future reference, what body parts do your scalpels slice?


    He good
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    JohnInCarolina said:
    JethroVA said:
    hey @bgebrent just for future reference, what body parts do your scalpels slice?

    I'm pretty sure Brent doesn't slice anything below the waist, thanks be to God.  
    Brent is a great surgeon and friend. That said, (based on the $hit I have given him over the years)....I would not let him below my waist.  ;)
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,155
    Robin is wearing Depends now. He just has to put them on backwards.  
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  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    JohnInCarolina said:
    JethroVA said:
    hey @bgebrent just for future reference, what body parts do your scalpels slice?

    I'm pretty sure Brent doesn't slice anything below the waist, thanks be to God.  
    northGAcock said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    JethroVA said:
    hey @bgebrent just for future reference, what body parts do your scalpels slice?

    I'm pretty sure Brent doesn't slice anything below the waist, thanks be to God.  
    Brent is a great surgeon and friend. That said, (based on the $hit I have given him over the years)....I would not let him below my waist.  ;)
    Haha.  I'm an oculofacial plastic surgeon.  And no way I'll go below Robin's waist!
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,155
    bgebrent said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    JethroVA said:
    hey @bgebrent just for future reference, what body parts do your scalpels slice?

    I'm pretty sure Brent doesn't slice anything below the waist, thanks be to God.  
    northGAcock said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    JethroVA said:
    hey @bgebrent just for future reference, what body parts do your scalpels slice?

    I'm pretty sure Brent doesn't slice anything below the waist, thanks be to God.  
    Brent is a great surgeon and friend. That said, (based on the $hit I have given him over the years)....I would not let him below my waist.  ;)
    Haha.  I'm an oculofacial plastic surgeon.  And no way I'll go below Robin's waist!
    You don’t do work on the brown eye? 
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  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    No sir.  That is for @caliking. ;)
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    bgebrent said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    JethroVA said:
    hey @bgebrent just for future reference, what body parts do your scalpels slice?

    I'm pretty sure Brent doesn't slice anything below the waist, thanks be to God.  
    northGAcock said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    JethroVA said:
    hey @bgebrent just for future reference, what body parts do your scalpels slice?

    I'm pretty sure Brent doesn't slice anything below the waist, thanks be to God.  
    Brent is a great surgeon and friend. That said, (based on the $hit I have given him over the years)....I would not let him below my waist.  ;)
    Haha.  I'm an oculofacial plastic surgeon.  And no way I'll go below Robin's waist!
    Again...dazzling us with that Kentucky edumacation. 
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,155
    I’m so looking forward to hearing Party’s version of this story. If you are debating on whether to come to Butt Blast, this should be a deciding factor. 
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    DoubleEgger said:
    I’m so looking forward to hearing Party’s version of this story. If you are debating on whether to come to Butt Blast, this should be a deciding factor. 
    We will be there on Friday at some point. Not sure what time Party will be able to get away from work. Her butt tail should not deviate from the truth as I know it. Unrelated question....you lady joining you this year?
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,155
    northGAcock said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    I’m so looking forward to hearing Party’s version of this story. If you are debating on whether to come to Butt Blast, this should be a deciding factor. 
    We will be there on Friday at some point. Not sure what time Party will be able to get away from work. Her butt tail should not deviate from the truth as I know it. Unrelated question....you lady joining you this year?
    Yes sir. We are going to the Outer Banks and are incorporating BB in the return trip. 
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  • Jeremiah
    Jeremiah Posts: 6,412
    DoubleEgger said:
    northGAcock said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    I’m so looking forward to hearing Party’s version of this story. If you are debating on whether to come to Butt Blast, this should be a deciding factor. 
    We will be there on Friday at some point. Not sure what time Party will be able to get away from work. Her butt tail should not deviate from the truth as I know it. Unrelated question....you lady joining you this year?
    Yes sir. We are going to the Outer Banks and are incorporating BB in the return trip. 
    That's awesome. We're going in July. I haven't been in 20 years, the wifey hasn't ever. (Hopefully she'll be speaking to me by then). 
    Slumming it in Aiken, SC. 
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,155
    edited March 2018
    Jeremiah said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    northGAcock said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    I’m so looking forward to hearing Party’s version of this story. If you are debating on whether to come to Butt Blast, this should be a deciding factor. 
    We will be there on Friday at some point. Not sure what time Party will be able to get away from work. Her butt tail should not deviate from the truth as I know it. Unrelated question....you lady joining you this year?
    Yes sir. We are going to the Outer Banks and are incorporating BB in the return trip. 
    That's awesome. We're going in July. I haven't been in 20 years, the wifey hasn't ever. (Hopefully she'll be speaking to me by then). 
    It’s been 17 or 18 for me and the wifey has never been. Ocracoke for a few days and a couple days up near Nags Head/Kitty Hawk. 
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    DoubleEgger said:
    northGAcock said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    I’m so looking forward to hearing Party’s version of this story. If you are debating on whether to come to Butt Blast, this should be a deciding factor. 
    We will be there on Friday at some point. Not sure what time Party will be able to get away from work. Her butt tail should not deviate from the truth as I know it. Unrelated question....you lady joining you this year?
    Yes sir. We are going to the Outer Banks and are incorporating BB in the return trip. 
    Outstanding. 
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • JRWhitee
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    DoubleEgger said:
    Jeremiah said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    northGAcock said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    I’m so looking forward to hearing Party’s version of this story. If you are debating on whether to come to Butt Blast, this should be a deciding factor. 
    We will be there on Friday at some point. Not sure what time Party will be able to get away from work. Her butt tail should not deviate from the truth as I know it. Unrelated question....you lady joining you this year?
    Yes sir. We are going to the Outer Banks and are incorporating BB in the return trip. 
    That's awesome. We're going in July. I haven't been in 20 years, the wifey hasn't ever. (Hopefully she'll be speaking to me by then). 
    It’s been 17 or 18 for me and the wifey has never been. Ocracoke for a few days and a couple days up near Nags Head/Kitty Hawk. 
    That will be a great trip. Let me know what I can bring to BB for you.
                                                                
    _________________________________________________
    Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!
    Large BGE 2006, Mini Max 2014, 36" Blackstone, Anova Sous Vide
    Green Man Group 
    Johns Creek, Georgia
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    JRWhitee said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    Jeremiah said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    northGAcock said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    I’m so looking forward to hearing Party’s version of this story. If you are debating on whether to come to Butt Blast, this should be a deciding factor. 
    We will be there on Friday at some point. Not sure what time Party will be able to get away from work. Her butt tail should not deviate from the truth as I know it. Unrelated question....you lady joining you this year?
    Yes sir. We are going to the Outer Banks and are incorporating BB in the return trip. 
    That's awesome. We're going in July. I haven't been in 20 years, the wifey hasn't ever. (Hopefully she'll be speaking to me by then). 
    It’s been 17 or 18 for me and the wifey has never been. Ocracoke for a few days and a couple days up near Nags Head/Kitty Hawk. 
    That will be a great trip. Let me know what I can bring to BB for you.
    Couple flats of mushrooms. 
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    northGAcock said:
    JRWhitee said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    Jeremiah said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    northGAcock said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    I’m so looking forward to hearing Party’s version of this story. If you are debating on whether to come to Butt Blast, this should be a deciding factor. 
    We will be there on Friday at some point. Not sure what time Party will be able to get away from work. Her butt tail should not deviate from the truth as I know it. Unrelated question....you lady joining you this year?
    Yes sir. We are going to the Outer Banks and are incorporating BB in the return trip. 
    That's awesome. We're going in July. I haven't been in 20 years, the wifey hasn't ever. (Hopefully she'll be speaking to me by then). 
    It’s been 17 or 18 for me and the wifey has never been. Ocracoke for a few days and a couple days up near Nags Head/Kitty Hawk. 
    That will be a great trip. Let me know what I can bring to BB for you.
    Couple flats of mushrooms. 
    And a cookbook =)
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • Jeremiah
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    Just trying to help here: https://youtu.be/Tx9LSEjgQxY
    Slumming it in Aiken, SC. 
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