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OT - Dodge dealership I bought update.

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  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 19,780
    That covered space is begging for an offset and a sh!t ton of wood...

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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    caliking said:
    That covered space is begging for an offset and a sh!t ton of wood...
    I bet you say that about every covered space you see, cowboy.  ;)
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  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 19,780
    nolaegghead said:
    caliking said:
    That covered space is begging for an offset and a sh!t ton of wood...
    I bet you say that about every covered space you see, cowboy.  ;)
    I'm all about living vicariously. Otherwise, I'd be divorced in a jiffy. 

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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    caliking said:
    nolaegghead said:
    caliking said:
    That covered space is begging for an offset and a sh!t ton of wood...
    I bet you say that about every covered space you see, cowboy.  ;)
    I'm all about living vicariously. Otherwise, I'd be divorced in a jiffy. 
    I'm glad I'm not yet at that point where suggesting BBQ equipment under a covered space is a divorce-able offense, but I do admire your ability to push the limits.  Sir, you are my role-model. (PS - don't tell SWMBO)
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  • texaswig
    texaswig Posts: 2,682
    I was kinda thinking about maybe building a cinder bloxk smoker. It would be a ton cheaper than the Shirley I want. I got tons of stuff to do before then. 

    2-XLs ,MM,blackstone,Ooni koda 16,R&V works 8.5 gallon fryer,express smoker and 40" smoking cajun 

    scott 
    Greenville Tx
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  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 19,780
    nolaegghead said:
    caliking said:
    nolaegghead said:
    caliking said:
    That covered space is begging for an offset and a sh!t ton of wood...
    I bet you say that about every covered space you see, cowboy.  ;)
    I'm all about living vicariously. Otherwise, I'd be divorced in a jiffy. 
    I'm glad I'm not yet at that point where suggesting BBQ equipment under a covered space is a divorce-able offense, but I do admire your ability to push the limits.  Sir, you are my role-model. (PS - don't tell SWMBO)
    'tis a question of how much BBQ equipment, and how much covered space  that tests the boundaries :) She's been ok so far with all the cooking devices and the several hundred pounds of charcoal. She's looking for gardening space and a big kitchen in a new house. And I'm looking for space to set up a stickburner. Priorities. 

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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    caliking said:
    nolaegghead said:
    caliking said:
    nolaegghead said:
    caliking said:
    That covered space is begging for an offset and a sh!t ton of wood...
    I bet you say that about every covered space you see, cowboy.  ;)
    I'm all about living vicariously. Otherwise, I'd be divorced in a jiffy. 
    I'm glad I'm not yet at that point where suggesting BBQ equipment under a covered space is a divorce-able offense, but I do admire your ability to push the limits.  Sir, you are my role-model. (PS - don't tell SWMBO)
    'tis a question of how much BBQ equipment, and how much covered space  that tests the boundaries :) She's been ok so far with all the cooking devices and the several hundred pounds of charcoal. She's looking for gardening space and a big kitchen in a new house. And I'm looking for space to set up a stickburner. Priorities. 
    Sounds like those individual goals can form a union with a little healthy negotiation (and maybe a new house ;) ).   Little trick I learned from Myron Mixon - when you're cooking a whole hawg and the little lady thinks something like "that thing is disgusting!", well, you just grab a stick of lipstick from her purse, and maybe a bow, and apply to the pig.  (PS - don't forget to return the lipstick ..... shhhhhh!)
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  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,227
    I'll bet if you invited a bunch of knuckleheads from this site over for a weekend we could get a cinder block stick burner built for you by Saturday afternoon and you could be cooking brisket on it by Saturday night. 

    I bet @SGH would even supply the anus on a Sunday morning.  Would he have to wear a robe?

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Foghorn said:
    I'll bet if you invited a bunch of knuckleheads from this site over for a weekend we could get a cinder block stick burner built for you by Saturday afternoon and you could be cooking brisket on it by Saturday night. 

    I bet @SGH would even supply the anus on a Sunday morning.  Would he have to wear a robe?

    Foghorn said:
    I'll bet if you invited a bunch of knuckleheads from this site over for a weekend we could get a cinder block stick burner built for you by Saturday afternoon and you could be cooking brisket on it by Saturday night. 

    I bet @SGH would even supply the anus on a Sunday morning.  Would he have to wear a robe?
    Sadly, I'd probably put money on there being a smoldering pile of ash where the Dodge dealership used to be.  That is, if you invite some of the miscreants here to party there.
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  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,227
    Well, we know for a fact that the delinquents here can build a goat pit with cinder blocks on short notice. 

    That doesn't negate the "Texaswig is king of the ashes" postulate though...

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

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  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,261
    This could be the next location of the BGE version of "Burning Man".
    Sadly, we all know it could happen.

    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
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  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,227
    Yes. Yes it could.  On both levels. 

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

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  • texaswig
    texaswig Posts: 2,682
    Haha. No worries. I would have @DMW working overtime on fire prevention. 

    2-XLs ,MM,blackstone,Ooni koda 16,R&V works 8.5 gallon fryer,express smoker and 40" smoking cajun 

    scott 
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  • 20stone
    20stone Posts: 1,961
    Foghorn said:
    I've got a couple of cots... 

    And when @20stone looks at this he's going to see a place to hang a couple hundred pig legs from the ceiling...
    Dude, we could build a WALK IN!
    (now only 16 stone)

    Joule SV
    GE induction stove
    Gasser by the community pool (currently unavailable)
    Scale (which one of my friends refuses to use)
    Friends with BGEs and myriad other fired devices (currently unavail IRL)
    Occasional access to a KBQ and Webber Kettle
    Charcuterie and sourdough enthusiast
    Prosciuttos in an undisclosed location

    Austin, TX
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  • 20stone
    20stone Posts: 1,961
    caliking said:
    nolaegghead said:
    caliking said:
    That covered space is begging for an offset and a sh!t ton of wood...
    I bet you say that about every covered space you see, cowboy.  ;)
    I'm all about living vicariously. Otherwise, I'd be divorced in a jiffy. 
    Dude, I've been to your casa.  If she was going to quit you she would have already.
    (now only 16 stone)

    Joule SV
    GE induction stove
    Gasser by the community pool (currently unavailable)
    Scale (which one of my friends refuses to use)
    Friends with BGEs and myriad other fired devices (currently unavail IRL)
    Occasional access to a KBQ and Webber Kettle
    Charcuterie and sourdough enthusiast
    Prosciuttos in an undisclosed location

    Austin, TX
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  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,227
    20stone said:
    caliking said:
    nolaegghead said:
    caliking said:
    That covered space is begging for an offset and a sh!t ton of wood...
    I bet you say that about every covered space you see, cowboy.  ;)
    I'm all about living vicariously. Otherwise, I'd be divorced in a jiffy. 
    Dude, I've been to your casa.  If she was going to quit you she would have already.
    Yeah. She's just gesturing. She doesn't mean it. 

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

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  • kl8ton
    kl8ton Posts: 6,411
    What hobbies will you be using this space for. . . other than bbq?  I did not see it mentioned.  
    Large, Medium, MiniMax, 36" Blackstone
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    kl8ton said:
    What hobbies will you be using this space for. . . other than bbq?  I did not see it mentioned.  
    Body disposal.
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  • texaswig
    texaswig Posts: 2,682
    @kl8ton painting cars and building cars, photography, building stuff welding /wood. Want to start doing one off shirts with air brushing/ stencils /heat transfer. Last but not least beer drinking. 

    2-XLs ,MM,blackstone,Ooni koda 16,R&V works 8.5 gallon fryer,express smoker and 40" smoking cajun 

    scott 
    Greenville Tx
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  • texaswig
    texaswig Posts: 2,682
    And body disposal. 

    2-XLs ,MM,blackstone,Ooni koda 16,R&V works 8.5 gallon fryer,express smoker and 40" smoking cajun 

    scott 
    Greenville Tx
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    Custom murder vans.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Sulfuric acid for the fleshy parts, hydrochloric for the bones.  Neutralize with lime, dump down storm drain.  Easy peezy.
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  • texaswig
    texaswig Posts: 2,682
    Just boil till the bones get super soft feed to neighborhood dogs. Waste not want not. 

    2-XLs ,MM,blackstone,Ooni koda 16,R&V works 8.5 gallon fryer,express smoker and 40" smoking cajun 

    scott 
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  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 19,780
    20stone said:
    caliking said:
    nolaegghead said:
    caliking said:
    That covered space is begging for an offset and a sh!t ton of wood...
    I bet you say that about every covered space you see, cowboy.  ;)
    I'm all about living vicariously. Otherwise, I'd be divorced in a jiffy. 
    Dude, I've been to your casa.  If she was going to quit you she would have already.
    Things got testy last year when I gave her 1 hr notice that we were trading her car in. It was close .

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  • 20stone
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    caliking said:
    20stone said:
    caliking said:
    nolaegghead said:
    caliking said:
    That covered space is begging for an offset and a sh!t ton of wood...
    I bet you say that about every covered space you see, cowboy.  ;)
    I'm all about living vicariously. Otherwise, I'd be divorced in a jiffy. 
    Dude, I've been to your casa.  If she was going to quit you she would have already.
    Things got testy last year when I gave her 1 hr notice that we were trading her car in. It was close .
    Double digit cooking devices, 500 lbs of Rockwood in the garage, and its getting her a nicer car that pushes her over the edge.  That's one crazy gal you have.
    (now only 16 stone)

    Joule SV
    GE induction stove
    Gasser by the community pool (currently unavailable)
    Scale (which one of my friends refuses to use)
    Friends with BGEs and myriad other fired devices (currently unavail IRL)
    Occasional access to a KBQ and Webber Kettle
    Charcuterie and sourdough enthusiast
    Prosciuttos in an undisclosed location

    Austin, TX
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    I missed the part where he said 'for a nicer car'
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • kl8ton
    kl8ton Posts: 6,411
    People complaining about free stuff.  SMH


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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,757
    Unfortunately that is where we are when everyone gets a trophy and feels entitled.  Sad-
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
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  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 19,780
    It's not like you held a gun to his head and made him come.

    Tell him to come back and show him the murder van. Don't say anything . Just show it to him. 

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