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  • JohnnyTarheel
    JohnnyTarheel Posts: 6,629
    lousubcap said:
    The only "almost red sauce" on scrambled eggs is Tabasco.  
    Nooooo.... Texas Pete for the win!!
    Charlotte, NC - Large BGE 2014, Maverick ET 733, Thermopen, Nest, Platesetter, Woo2 and Extender w/Grid, Kick Ash Basket, Pizza Stone, SS Smokeware Cap, Blackstone 36"
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    theyolksonyou said:
    Eff you. I put ketchup on everything. Hot dogs, burgers, brats, brisket, pork chops, Mac and cheese.  Y'all are idiots. 
    Brother Yolk, this is somewhat related to the above. My youngest son (not Party Monster) puts A-1 on everything. And I mean that literally. He has put it on cereal and ice cream since he was 2. To this day he still makes A-1 sandwiches. Just loaf bread and A-1. And yes, he puts A-1 on hotdogs as well. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

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    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    edited July 2017
    henapple said:
    @JohnInCarolina is a weiner 
    :whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle:

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,836
    SGH said:
    theyolksonyou said:
    Eff you. I put ketchup on everything. Hot dogs, burgers, brats, brisket, pork chops, Mac and cheese.  Y'all are idiots. 
    Brother Yolk, this is somewhat related to the above. My youngest son (not Party Monster) puts A-1 on everything. And I mean that literally. He has put it on cereal and ice cream since he was 2. To this day he still makes A-1 sandwiches. Just loaf bread and A-1. And yes, he puts A-1 on hotdogs as well. 
    Both my boys (7 and 13) put A1 on the strip steak I made tonight. I didn't:


    Almost took my belt off to teach them a lesson.
    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE  - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    DMW said:
    Both my boys (7 and 13) put A1 on the strip steak I made tonight. I didn't:


    Almost took my belt off to teach them a lesson.
    I started to teach Jesse a lesson when he was young. However my wife got mad and stopped me. I can't say what I was going to do on the forum because it would probably get me banned. With that said, remind me to tell you about it at Brisket Camp. It's a great story for sure. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,261
    DMW said:
    SGH said:
    theyolksonyou said:
    Eff you. I put ketchup on everything. Hot dogs, burgers, brats, brisket, pork chops, Mac and cheese.  Y'all are idiots. 
    Brother Yolk, this is somewhat related to the above. My youngest son (not Party Monster) puts A-1 on everything. And I mean that literally. He has put it on cereal and ice cream since he was 2. To this day he still makes A-1 sandwiches. Just loaf bread and A-1. And yes, he puts A-1 on hotdogs as well. 
    Both my boys (7 and 13) put A1 on the strip steak I made tonight. I didn't:


    Almost took my belt off to teach them a lesson.
    Spare the rod, ruin a steak.
    The real source of the problem is the enabler. Who purchases the A1 for consumption? A1 does not ruin steak, a broken system, and apathy ruins a steak.
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,836
    YukonRon said:
    DMW said:
    SGH said:
    theyolksonyou said:
    Eff you. I put ketchup on everything. Hot dogs, burgers, brats, brisket, pork chops, Mac and cheese.  Y'all are idiots. 
    Brother Yolk, this is somewhat related to the above. My youngest son (not Party Monster) puts A-1 on everything. And I mean that literally. He has put it on cereal and ice cream since he was 2. To this day he still makes A-1 sandwiches. Just loaf bread and A-1. And yes, he puts A-1 on hotdogs as well. 
    Both my boys (7 and 13) put A1 on the strip steak I made tonight. I didn't:


    Almost took my belt off to teach them a lesson.
    Spare the rod, ruin a steak.
    The real source of the problem is the enabler. Who purchases the A1 for consumption? A1 does not ruin steak, a broken system, and apathy ruins a steak.
    That would be my wife...
    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE  - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker
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  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,261
    DMW said:
    YukonRon said:
    DMW said:
    SGH said:
    theyolksonyou said:
    Eff you. I put ketchup on everything. Hot dogs, burgers, brats, brisket, pork chops, Mac and cheese.  Y'all are idiots. 
    Brother Yolk, this is somewhat related to the above. My youngest son (not Party Monster) puts A-1 on everything. And I mean that literally. He has put it on cereal and ice cream since he was 2. To this day he still makes A-1 sandwiches. Just loaf bread and A-1. And yes, he puts A-1 on hotdogs as well. 
    Both my boys (7 and 13) put A1 on the strip steak I made tonight. I didn't:


    Almost took my belt off to teach them a lesson.
    Spare the rod, ruin a steak.
    The real source of the problem is the enabler. Who purchases the A1 for consumption? A1 does not ruin steak, a broken system, and apathy ruins a steak.
    That would be my wife...
    I will shut up now.
    Good luck with that one.
    YukonRon takes a bow as he hastily evacuates the area for his own safety.
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,174
    YukonRon said:
    DMW said:
    YukonRon said:
    DMW said:
    SGH said:
    theyolksonyou said:
    Eff you. I put ketchup on everything. Hot dogs, burgers, brats, brisket, pork chops, Mac and cheese.  Y'all are idiots. 
    Brother Yolk, this is somewhat related to the above. My youngest son (not Party Monster) puts A-1 on everything. And I mean that literally. He has put it on cereal and ice cream since he was 2. To this day he still makes A-1 sandwiches. Just loaf bread and A-1. And yes, he puts A-1 on hotdogs as well. 
    Both my boys (7 and 13) put A1 on the strip steak I made tonight. I didn't:


    Almost took my belt off to teach them a lesson.
    Spare the rod, ruin a steak.
    The real source of the problem is the enabler. Who purchases the A1 for consumption? A1 does not ruin steak, a broken system, and apathy ruins a steak.
    That would be my wife...
    I will shut up now.
    Good luck with that one.
    YukonRon takes a bow as he hastily evacuates the area for his own safety.

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  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,261
    DoubleEgger said:
    YukonRon said:
    DMW said:
    YukonRon said:
    DMW said:
    SGH said:
    theyolksonyou said:
    Eff you. I put ketchup on everything. Hot dogs, burgers, brats, brisket, pork chops, Mac and cheese.  Y'all are idiots. 
    Brother Yolk, this is somewhat related to the above. My youngest son (not Party Monster) puts A-1 on everything. And I mean that literally. He has put it on cereal and ice cream since he was 2. To this day he still makes A-1 sandwiches. Just loaf bread and A-1. And yes, he puts A-1 on hotdogs as well. 
    Both my boys (7 and 13) put A1 on the strip steak I made tonight. I didn't:


    Almost took my belt off to teach them a lesson.
    Spare the rod, ruin a steak.
    The real source of the problem is the enabler. Who purchases the A1 for consumption? A1 does not ruin steak, a broken system, and apathy ruins a steak.
    That would be my wife...
    I will shut up now.
    Good luck with that one.
    YukonRon takes a bow as he hastily evacuates the area for his own safety.

    Similar to this, only faster. Hell hath no fury like a scorned Wife of a BGE buddy.
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,589
    you just eat the ketchup from the mcd's package, no need to put it on anything =) is anyone really concerned they found bone fragments in a hot dog, thats pretty standard for a hotdog or any sausage
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • Acn
    Acn Posts: 4,490
    JohnnyTarheel said:
    lousubcap said:
    The only "almost red sauce" on scrambled eggs is Tabasco.  
    Nooooo.... Texas Pete for the win!!
    Ehh, Crystal is the best of the purchased vinegar based hot sauces, but Cholula or sriracha are much better on scrambled eggs.

    LBGE

    Pikesville, MD

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  • billt01
    billt01 Posts: 1,891
    WeberWho said:
    Bbq sauce trumps ketchup in any situation 
    Have:
     XLBGE / Stumps Baby XL / Couple of Stokers (Gen 1 and Gen 3) / Blackstone 36 / Maxey 3x5 water pan hog cooker
    Had:
    LBGE / Lang 60D / Cookshack SM150 / Stumps Stretch / Stumps Baby

    Fat Willies BBQ
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    billt01 said:
    WeberWho said:
    Bbq sauce trumps ketchup in any situation 
    So....BBQ sauce is a lying sack of incompetent douche?  I don't think that's fair to the sauce, to be honest.
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  • SSQUAL612
    SSQUAL612 Posts: 1,186
    YukonRon said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    YukonRon said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    YukonRon said:
    Vinegar and salt on chips speaks volumes.

    It is not unusual to find them smothered with cheese and bacon, as well as many other items, on this side of the pond. 

    I think you might enjoy Waffle House and the manner in which they can serve their version of fried potatoes, with a healthy dose of Bert's Chili.
    And a free roll of Charmin 
    More like Floor Dri.
    I do love that place though 
    My Beautiful Wife and our children have a very odd attraction to that diner inspired by the "Well folks, it is the only place open at this time" decision skills challenge.
    DITTO on the Waffle House Brother Ron...have to go every chance I get when I'm in Texas or Louisiana.   There's nothing like a nice, greasy diner to start or end your day.
    Tyler, TX   XL BGE 2016, KJ Classic 2019,  MES, 18.5 WSM,  Akorn Jr,  36"&17" Black Stone, Adj Rig, Woo, Grill Grates, SS Smokeware Cap, KAB,  FB 300, Thermapen 
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  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,227
    theyolksonyou said:
    Eff you. I put ketchup on everything. Hot dogs, burgers, brats, brisket, pork chops, Mac and cheese.  Y'all are idiots. 
    This.  I'm with @theyolksonyou on this one.  

    I especially put ketchup on fish and chips.  On the fish and the chips.

    (Yes, I realize this is just another example of the fact that I have a juvenile and unsophisticated palate).

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

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  • billt01
    billt01 Posts: 1,891
    @nolaegghead
     
    Agreed, however incompetent ignorant lying chick < king douche 
    Have:
     XLBGE / Stumps Baby XL / Couple of Stokers (Gen 1 and Gen 3) / Blackstone 36 / Maxey 3x5 water pan hog cooker
    Had:
    LBGE / Lang 60D / Cookshack SM150 / Stumps Stretch / Stumps Baby

    Fat Willies BBQ
    Ola, Ga

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  • JRWhitee
    JRWhitee Posts: 5,678
    Look what I found at SunTrust Park - Braves Stadium!  
                                                                
    _________________________________________________
    Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!
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    Green Man Group 
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,373
    So, any of you weirdos put ketchup on your freshly-sliced summer tomatoes?  :tongue:

    “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”

                  - Mark Twain 

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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Botch said:
    So, any of you weirdos put ketchup on your freshly-sliced summer tomatoes?  :tongue:
    Faux Pas!  That's like cooking veal in milk.
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,735
    billt01 said:
    @nolaegghead
     
    Agreed, however incompetent ignorant lying chick < king douche 
    Yeah I don't think this is a take that's gonna hold up real well.  Certainly looks pretty bad this week.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,387
    JohnInCarolina said:

    lousubcap said:
    And there I thought "another political thread".  
    I wrote several months ago that I'd never start another political thread here.  I'm sure they'll pop up from time to time and I'll partake, but I won't start the poo flinging.
    Nice job, John.  You're growing up!
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,387
    Huma puts ketchup on her Weiner!
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,735
    thetrim said:
    JohnInCarolina said:

    lousubcap said:
    And there I thought "another political thread".  
    I wrote several months ago that I'd never start another political thread here.  I'm sure they'll pop up from time to time and I'll partake, but I won't start the poo flinging.
    Nice job, John.  You're growing up!
    thetrim said:
    Huma puts ketchup on her Weiner!
    Good to see that you're not!
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • Eoin
    Eoin Posts: 4,304
    JohnInCarolina said:

    lousubcap said:
    And there I thought "another political thread".  
    I wrote several months ago that I'd never start another political thread here.  I'm sure they'll pop up from time to time and I'll partake, but I won't start the poo flinging.
    Poo is flinging itself these days, you don't really have to bother.
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