Wiener Takes All

JohnnyTarheel

lousubcap said:

The only "almost red sauce" on scrambled eggs is Tabasco.  

Nooooo.... Texas Pete for the win!!

SGH

theyolksonyou said:

Eff you. I put ketchup on everything. Hot dogs, burgers, brats, brisket, pork chops, Mac and cheese.  Y'all are idiots. 

Brother Yolk, this is somewhat related to the above. My youngest son (not Party Monster) puts A-1 on everything. And I mean that literally. He has put it on cereal and ice cream since he was 2. To this day he still makes A-1 sandwiches. Just loaf bread and A-1. And yes, he puts A-1 on hotdogs as well. 

SGH

henapple said:

@JohnInCarolina is a weiner 

DMW

SGH said:

theyolksonyou said:

Eff you. I put ketchup on everything. Hot dogs, burgers, brats, brisket, pork chops, Mac and cheese.  Y'all are idiots. 

Brother Yolk, this is somewhat related to the above. My youngest son (not Party Monster) puts A-1 on everything. And I mean that literally. He has put it on cereal and ice cream since he was 2. To this day he still makes A-1 sandwiches. Just loaf bread and A-1. And yes, he puts A-1 on hotdogs as well. 

Both my boys (7 and 13) put A1 on the strip steak I made tonight. I didn't:


Almost took my belt off to teach them a lesson.

SGH

DMW said:

Both my boys (7 and 13) put A1 on the strip steak I made tonight. I didn't:


Almost took my belt off to teach them a lesson.

I started to teach Jesse a lesson when he was young. However my wife got mad and stopped me. I can't say what I was going to do on the forum because it would probably get me banned. With that said, remind me to tell you about it at Brisket Camp. It's a great story for sure. 

YukonRon

DMW said:

SGH said:

theyolksonyou said:

Eff you. I put ketchup on everything. Hot dogs, burgers, brats, brisket, pork chops, Mac and cheese.  Y'all are idiots. 

Brother Yolk, this is somewhat related to the above. My youngest son (not Party Monster) puts A-1 on everything. And I mean that literally. He has put it on cereal and ice cream since he was 2. To this day he still makes A-1 sandwiches. Just loaf bread and A-1. And yes, he puts A-1 on hotdogs as well. 

Both my boys (7 and 13) put A1 on the strip steak I made tonight. I didn't:


Almost took my belt off to teach them a lesson.

Spare the rod, ruin a steak.
The real source of the problem is the enabler. Who purchases the A1 for consumption? A1 does not ruin steak, a broken system, and apathy ruins a steak.

DMW

YukonRon said:

DMW said:

SGH said:

theyolksonyou said:

Eff you. I put ketchup on everything. Hot dogs, burgers, brats, brisket, pork chops, Mac and cheese.  Y'all are idiots. 

Brother Yolk, this is somewhat related to the above. My youngest son (not Party Monster) puts A-1 on everything. And I mean that literally. He has put it on cereal and ice cream since he was 2. To this day he still makes A-1 sandwiches. Just loaf bread and A-1. And yes, he puts A-1 on hotdogs as well. 

Both my boys (7 and 13) put A1 on the strip steak I made tonight. I didn't:


Almost took my belt off to teach them a lesson.

Spare the rod, ruin a steak.
The real source of the problem is the enabler. Who purchases the A1 for consumption? A1 does not ruin steak, a broken system, and apathy ruins a steak.

That would be my wife...

YukonRon

DMW said:

YukonRon said:

DMW said:

SGH said:

theyolksonyou said:

Eff you. I put ketchup on everything. Hot dogs, burgers, brats, brisket, pork chops, Mac and cheese.  Y'all are idiots. 

Brother Yolk, this is somewhat related to the above. My youngest son (not Party Monster) puts A-1 on everything. And I mean that literally. He has put it on cereal and ice cream since he was 2. To this day he still makes A-1 sandwiches. Just loaf bread and A-1. And yes, he puts A-1 on hotdogs as well. 

Both my boys (7 and 13) put A1 on the strip steak I made tonight. I didn't:


Almost took my belt off to teach them a lesson.

Spare the rod, ruin a steak.
The real source of the problem is the enabler. Who purchases the A1 for consumption? A1 does not ruin steak, a broken system, and apathy ruins a steak.

That would be my wife...

I will shut up now.
Good luck with that one.
YukonRon takes a bow as he hastily evacuates the area for his own safety.

DoubleEgger

YukonRon said:

DMW said:

YukonRon said:

DMW said:

SGH said:

theyolksonyou said:

Eff you. I put ketchup on everything. Hot dogs, burgers, brats, brisket, pork chops, Mac and cheese.  Y'all are idiots. 

Brother Yolk, this is somewhat related to the above. My youngest son (not Party Monster) puts A-1 on everything. And I mean that literally. He has put it on cereal and ice cream since he was 2. To this day he still makes A-1 sandwiches. Just loaf bread and A-1. And yes, he puts A-1 on hotdogs as well. 

Both my boys (7 and 13) put A1 on the strip steak I made tonight. I didn't:


Almost took my belt off to teach them a lesson.

Spare the rod, ruin a steak.
The real source of the problem is the enabler. Who purchases the A1 for consumption? A1 does not ruin steak, a broken system, and apathy ruins a steak.

That would be my wife...

I will shut up now.
Good luck with that one.
YukonRon takes a bow as he hastily evacuates the area for his own safety.

YukonRon

DoubleEgger said:

YukonRon said:

DMW said:

YukonRon said:

DMW said:

SGH said:

theyolksonyou said:

Eff you. I put ketchup on everything. Hot dogs, burgers, brats, brisket, pork chops, Mac and cheese.  Y'all are idiots. 

Brother Yolk, this is somewhat related to the above. My youngest son (not Party Monster) puts A-1 on everything. And I mean that literally. He has put it on cereal and ice cream since he was 2. To this day he still makes A-1 sandwiches. Just loaf bread and A-1. And yes, he puts A-1 on hotdogs as well. 

Both my boys (7 and 13) put A1 on the strip steak I made tonight. I didn't:


Almost took my belt off to teach them a lesson.

Spare the rod, ruin a steak.
The real source of the problem is the enabler. Who purchases the A1 for consumption? A1 does not ruin steak, a broken system, and apathy ruins a steak.

That would be my wife...

I will shut up now.
Good luck with that one.
YukonRon takes a bow as he hastily evacuates the area for his own safety.

Similar to this, only faster. Hell hath no fury like a scorned Wife of a BGE buddy.

fishlessman

you just eat the ketchup from the mcd's package, no need to put it on anything is anyone really concerned they found bone fragments in a hot dog, thats pretty standard for a hotdog or any sausage

Acn

JohnnyTarheel said:

lousubcap said:

The only "almost red sauce" on scrambled eggs is Tabasco.  

Nooooo.... Texas Pete for the win!!

Ehh, Crystal is the best of the purchased vinegar based hot sauces, but Cholula or sriracha are much better on scrambled eggs.

billt01

WeberWho said:

Bbq sauce trumps ketchup in any situation 

nolaegghead

billt01 said:

WeberWho said:

Bbq sauce trumps ketchup in any situation 

So....BBQ sauce is a lying sack of incompetent douche?  I don't think that's fair to the sauce, to be honest.

SSQUAL612

YukonRon said:

DoubleEgger said:

YukonRon said:

DoubleEgger said:

YukonRon said:

Vinegar and salt on chips speaks volumes.

It is not unusual to find them smothered with cheese and bacon, as well as many other items, on this side of the pond. 

I think you might enjoy Waffle House and the manner in which they can serve their version of fried potatoes, with a healthy dose of Bert's Chili.

And a free roll of Charmin 

More like Floor Dri.

I do love that place though 

My Beautiful Wife and our children have a very odd attraction to that diner inspired by the "Well folks, it is the only place open at this time" decision skills challenge.

DITTO on the Waffle House Brother Ron...have to go every chance I get when I'm in Texas or Louisiana.   There's nothing like a nice, greasy diner to start or end your day.

Foghorn

theyolksonyou said:

Eff you. I put ketchup on everything. Hot dogs, burgers, brats, brisket, pork chops, Mac and cheese.  Y'all are idiots. 

This.  I'm with @theyolksonyou on this one.  

I especially put ketchup on fish and chips.  On the fish and the chips.

(Yes, I realize this is just another example of the fact that I have a juvenile and unsophisticated palate).

billt01

@nolaegghead
 
Agreed, however incompetent ignorant lying chick < king douche 

JRWhitee

Look what I found at SunTrust Park - Braves Stadium!  

Botch

So, any of you weirdos put ketchup on your freshly-sliced summer tomatoes?  

nolaegghead

Botch said:

So, any of you weirdos put ketchup on your freshly-sliced summer tomatoes?  

Faux Pas!  That's like cooking veal in milk.

JohnInCarolina

billt01 said:

@nolaegghead
 
Agreed, however incompetent ignorant lying chick < king douche 

Yeah I don't think this is a take that's gonna hold up real well.  Certainly looks pretty bad this week.

thetrim

JohnInCarolina said:

lousubcap said:

And there I thought "another political thread".  

I wrote several months ago that I'd never start another political thread here.  I'm sure they'll pop up from time to time and I'll partake, but I won't start the poo flinging.

Nice job, John.  You're growing up!

thetrim

Huma puts ketchup on her Weiner!

JohnInCarolina

thetrim said:

JohnInCarolina said:

lousubcap said:

And there I thought "another political thread".  

I wrote several months ago that I'd never start another political thread here.  I'm sure they'll pop up from time to time and I'll partake, but I won't start the poo flinging.

Nice job, John.  You're growing up!

thetrim said:

Huma puts ketchup on her Weiner!

Good to see that you're not!

Eoin

JohnInCarolina said:

lousubcap said:

And there I thought "another political thread".  

I wrote several months ago that I'd never start another political thread here.  I'm sure they'll pop up from time to time and I'll partake, but I won't start the poo flinging.

Poo is flinging itself these days, you don't really have to bother.