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Death by blendtec

The Cen-Tex Smoker
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must just be my week for sh!t to go wrong but this happened today



Side blew out of my blendtec and threw fruit 20 feet down the kitchen and in to every nook and cranny in my kitchen. It was in the light switches, in the slots of my outlets, on the ceiling and in my cabinets. Took an hour to clean it all up. The part of the jar that flew off hit the wall so hard it dented it.
Probably best to steer clear of casa centex until this voodoo curse wears off. I blame Nola.



Side blew out of my blendtec and threw fruit 20 feet down the kitchen and in to every nook and cranny in my kitchen. It was in the light switches, in the slots of my outlets, on the ceiling and in my cabinets. Took an hour to clean it all up. The part of the jar that flew off hit the wall so hard it dented it.
Probably best to steer clear of casa centex until this voodoo curse wears off. I blame Nola.
Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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In my life things like this happen in "3's"....I feel your pain.IL
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wow, I've never seen that happen before.Egging on two larges + 36" Blackstone griddle
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wow... 2nd pic looks like something you'd see on a frat house basement floor! you've got some bad joojoo going on over there. i recommend some sort of sacrificial cook to help clear it up.Chicago, IL - Large and Small BGE - Weber Gasser and Kettle
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Shouldn't have left the spoon in thereOne large BGE in Louisville, KY.
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Holy crap dude. Better stay away from your egg for a while too just to be safe. Wouldn't want anything devastating to happen.Large and Small BGECentral, IL
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Fruit...will it blend?? NOPE!!!!
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Goodness! Not your week brother! Not your week!XL, Small, Mini & Mini Max Green Egg, Shirley Fab Trailer, 6 gal and 2.5 gal Cajun Fryers, BlueStar 60" Range, 48" Lonestar Grillz Santa Maria, Alto Shaam 1200s, Gozney Dome, Gateway 55g Drum
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Crap, did something break off the blade, I can't imagine that happening. I'll have to be careful with our Blendtec. Maybe you ought to go to bed and stay there for a whileLBGE - I like the hot stuff. The big dry San Joaquin Valley, Clovis, CA
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Hahaha______________________________________________I love lamp..
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I had a lid fly off...same unholy mess except vertical.______________________________________________I love lamp..
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logchief said:Crap, did something break off the blade, I can't imagine that happening. I'll have to be careful with our Blendtec. Maybe you ought to go to bed and stay there for a while
I will say I've never been hurt eating a steak. All these fruits and veggies are going to be the death of me.
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Good news is they'll replace it no problem. Sorry about the blendtec exorcism.
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Eggcelsior said:Good news is they'll replace it no problem. Sorry about the blendtec exorcism.Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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Dang @The Cen-Tex Smoker - Another data point on why this greens and fruits living is dangerous. What a fun clean-up I'm sure. You definitely need to get to the stage in life where you can use bottle openers, twist off tops, cook screws and pop tabs for your daily fruits, vitamins and carbos. Much less chance for disaster-at least early in the gameLouisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
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Yup....stay away from the fruit and veggies and hit the proteins hard for awhile! It's a conspiracy brought on by the people at PETV (people for the ethical treatment of vegetables)Central Valley CA One large egg One chocolate lab "Halle" two chiuahuas "Skittles and PeeWee"
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Holy s__t, somebody done put the whammy on you, brother.
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Time to switch to a NINJA
NW IA
2 LBGE, 1 SBGE, 22.5 WSM, 1 Smokey Joe
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nolaegghead said:I had a lid fly off...same unholy mess except vertical.
Same thing happened except wife was making some Shakeology and it flew everywhere. Funniest part about it was the dog trying to Carmichael it all while it was in air.
@The Cen-Tex Smoker good to know Blendtec is replacing it for free. -
My friend you are living under a dark cloud. You could buy take out for a day or two but I'm afraid it might be tainted with some dreaded bacteria.Coleman, Texas
Large BGE & Mini Max for the wok. A few old camp Dutch ovens and a wood fired oven. LSG 24” cabinet offset smoker. There are a few paella pans and a Patagonia cross in the barn. A curing chamber for bacterial transformation of meats...
"Bourbon slushies. Sure you can cook on the BGE without them, but why would you?"
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SciAggie said:My friend you are living under a dark cloud. You could buy take out for a day or two but I'm afraid it might be tainted with some dreaded bacteria.
I won't be risking Chipotle this week.Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX -
@The Cen-Tex Smoker good to know Blendtec is replacing it for free.
That is TBD. I have a call in but have not spoken to them yet.
Oh yeah, and my Thermapen crapped out today too. #firstworldproblems
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That's nuts.
"Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
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I was just getting ready to buy one of these. This makes me a little nervous.XL,L,SWinston-Salem, NC
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It would be nice if they did since those mixers are 100-120.
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I'm just surprised this wasn't titled
"Why you should never make smoothies. Ever."
Missed opportunity there bro."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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