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  • Nanook
    Nanook Posts: 846
    I'm in for $20
    GWN
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    Eggcelsior said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    cazzy said:
    This may sound like an odd request, but any pics of the crime scene?
    morbid...
    Cazzy...


    exactly what I thought of
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    Nanook said:
    I'm in for $20
    Canucks are too bloody trusting. If this flies there should be some pics.

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • Nanook
    Nanook Posts: 846
    Little Steven said:
    Nanook said:
    I'm in for $20
    Canucks are too bloody trusting. If this flies there should be some pics.
    Agreed!
    GWN
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  • cazzy
    cazzy Posts: 9,136
    Little Steven said:
    Nanook said:
    I'm in for $20
    Canucks are too bloody trusting. If this flies there should be some pics.
     Y'all sure are!  I made myself look like an a$$hole to get proof before I suggested it and here comes a friendly northerner handing twenties out.  
    Just a hack that makes some $hitty BBQ....
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  • NPHuskerFL
    NPHuskerFL Posts: 17,629
    :loser: We'll give you a minute to regroup. For the pics. Lawd knows if this was me I'd already be at the bottom of a bottle of single barrel Four Roses. 
    LBGE 2013 & MM 2014
    Die Hard HUSKER & BRONCO FAN
    Flying Low & Slow in "Da Burg" FL
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  • FearlessTheEggNoob
    FearlessTheEggNoob Posts: 888
    I feel your pain.

    The other day I was cleaning out my garage and while moving a cardboard box overhead, a caulking gun that I didn't realize was laying on top of that box slipped off and landed squarely on top of the gas tank of my (previously) flawless 95' Ducati 916.

    I smashed that piece of crap caulking gun until it was completely unrecognizable. Many words were expelled with great rage, wholly unfit to be mentioned here.

    Now the neighbors look at me weird.
    Gittin' there...
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,333
    Skiddymarker said:
    Little Steven said:
    Anybody know how to set up a website so we could all help out with a few bucks?
    I'm in - dog lover and when man's best friend kills your egg, you can't be mad. Cen-Tex had the best idea - for pup's safety or if they wander off, can't beat a kennel.  Love the caption - Save Eggs, Saves Lives....
    Count me in; would be nice to have a place to mail a check (once Paypal decides your credit card is bad, you can't convince them otherwise, even with a perfect credit score).  
    If a homophobic bigot pizza place owner can raise $250K, I would hope our small, great group could help you with a new Egg.  :)
    "Hallelujah, Noel, be it Heaven or Hell,
    The Christmas we get, we deserve"
         -RIP Greg Lake

    Ogden, UT, USA

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  • Tinyfish
    Tinyfish Posts: 1,755
    Had to get the date to see if its still April fools.
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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    FearlessTheEggNoob said:
    I feel your pain.

    The other day I was cleaning out my garage and while moving a cardboard box overhead, a caulking gun that I didn't realize was laying on top of that box slipped off and landed squarely on top of the gas tank of my (previously) flawless 95' Ducati 916.

    I smashed that piece of crap caulking gun until it was completely unrecognizable. Many words were expelled with great rage, wholly unfit to be mentioned here.

    Now the neighbors look at me weird.

    Sorry, you need to go to a motorcycle forum to get help. We're all about eggs here

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • BYS1981
    BYS1981 Posts: 2,533
    Lmao at the go fund me or other ideas,  without even pictures, personally I agree it sucks, but I'm not donating either.  
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  • FearlessTheEggNoob
    FearlessTheEggNoob Posts: 888
    Little Steven said:
    FearlessTheEggNoob said:
    I feel your pain.

    The other day I was cleaning out my garage and while moving a cardboard box overhead, a caulking gun that I didn't realize was laying on top of that box slipped off and landed squarely on top of the gas tank of my (previously) flawless 95' Ducati 916.

    I smashed that piece of crap caulking gun until it was completely unrecognizable. Many words were expelled with great rage, wholly unfit to be mentioned here.

    Now the neighbors look at me weird.

    Sorry, you need to go to a motorcycle forum to get help. We're all about eggs here
    I would gladly pay for it if there was another perfect one left on the planet...
    Gittin' there...
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  • Roadpuke0
    Roadpuke0 Posts: 531
    Well I call B.S. With out the pic's. Hope I'm wrong but have ate crow before!
    Plumbers local 130 chicago.     Why do today what you can do tomorrow

    weapons: XL, Minie, old gasser, weber, v10 Bradley smoker and sometimes talent!

    Bristol, Wisconsin 
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  • blasting
    blasting Posts: 6,262
    Yeah, not to be a ****, but OP did something not so bright, and a luxury grill got broken.  I feel really bad for her (?), my own stomach is turning at the thought of it.  That said, I kinda figure charity is best suited to those in need of the necessities - not luxury goods.  I will say, you all are good people to offer.
    Phoenix 
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  • SkinnyV
    SkinnyV Posts: 3,404
    Any pics?
    Seattle, WA
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  • Lmidkiff
    Lmidkiff Posts: 442
    I like go fund me.com If it will work for this type of catastrophe. Then we can stop when she has enough. Maybe there is a dealer near her that will sell one at cost, if allowed. 
    McKinney, TX
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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    You assume it's a she. He could be an Irish guy

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • blasting
    blasting Posts: 6,262
    edited April 2015
    Do Irish guys call themselves "mother of 4 boys"? - Irish slang perhaps?

    Phoenix 
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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    blasting said:
    Do Irish guys call themselves "mother of 4 boys"? - is that some type of Irish slang?


    As my Scots grandfather used to say..."they're Irish". Made sense to us.

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • blasting
    blasting Posts: 6,262
    I'm messing with you - her signature indicates she's a she.
    Phoenix 
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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    Missed that. Still go by Grandpa's thinking

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • UncleFred
    UncleFred Posts: 458
    Not sayin' it didn't happen, not sayin' I wouldn't have been a bit put out, but...
    "Shock"? ..."grief"? ..."catastrophe"?  I tend to reserve those words for events much more devastating like earthquakes, floods, alien invasions, or Hillary getting elected president.

    If you read the tag line it ain't like she'll never egg again.

         "Owner of 1 LBGE, 1 Mini BGE, and 1 Wood-fired Brick Oven"

    Just means she's gotta change the tag line! :|

    BTW, I only own a Large BGE, but would sure like a mini and a wood fired brick oven! So if any of you have any spare cash, I sure would appreciate it. :)






    San Diego, CA - Where I've mastered Curmudgeon..working on Recluse.
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  • st¡ke
    st¡ke Posts: 276
    I thought this story ended with a dead dog, or stolen dog, or burnt down house or something. 

    A person who can afford a BGE can afford to replace a broken BGE

    I reserve the word "devastated" for the truly serious stuff
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  • Nanook
    Nanook Posts: 846
    I'm still in for $20....
    GWN
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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    st¡ke said:
    I thought this story ended with a dead dog, or stolen dog, or burnt down house or something. 

    A person who can afford a BGE can afford to replace a broken BGE

    I reserve the word "devastated" for the truly serious stuff

    You sound like a country and western singer. He's the mother of four boys for chrissake

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • islanderegger
    islanderegger Posts: 69
    edited April 2015
    I agree @Jeremiah
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  • Chubbs
    Chubbs Posts: 6,929
    Just make @henapple wrap himself in his bacon thong and walk down a Main Street of any city during his travels. 

    Oh wait, we are trying for money. Scratch that idea.....
    Columbia, SC --- LBGE 2011 -- MINI BGE 2013
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  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 19,779
    edited April 2015
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Jeremiah said:
    I love how these threads go south so quick. Personally I'd never have left a dog tied near my eggs. Hell I get nervous when my wife gets near them. Lol
    I keep my wife tied up out of reach of my eggs.

    You win tonight. Maybe other nights too  from the sound of it.

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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