Devastated

MaskedMarvel

WHIP IT GOOD!!!

oh wait - DevA Stated - gotcha...

SunDeviledEgg

are you people insane?  when i wreck my car are you going to help buy me a new one?  

nolaegghead

boy, glad we're not being sexist today....

theyolksonyou

SunDeviledEgg said:

are you people insane?  when i wreck my car are you going to help buy me a new one?  

If you needed our help, I'd venture to say, yes, yes we would. 

nlovold

I live in Indiana, and it has not been our finest week.  I came here to escape from the RFRA sh!tstorm that the idiot politicians and wingnuts on both ends have created... this thread isn't helping too much!

Sorry about your egg @shannonlcorum - that truly stinks! 

Eggcelsior

Hibby said:

I'll admit that initially (I don't hang out here much nowadays) I thought the poster was a man so I was more reacting to the fact that HE was bawling but didn't want to call HIM on it outright so I used HIS/her words as the basis for my disgust. Now that I know it was a SHE and not a HE, I'm not as surprised at the bawling or the use of overly strong descriptors. So in full disclosure, I guess I take things too literally AND I'm sexist. For those of you curious if I'm annoyed at the news - the answer is yes. It's all and I mean ALL sensationalized ****. I hope the mothership helps you on your luxury item.

No one cares about your feelings, honey. Don't be so sensitive.

Now, go make me a sandwich, tootsie.

SkinnyV

I don't think id cry about it at all. I've almost tipped over my large, wondered if my mini max was going to collapse my table since I left it overnight. Things happen, in life we pay a stupid/accident tax...its just the way it is. I'd chip I but you know what, truth is I have family members who could use the money just as much, they come first in my book if I'm being charitable in "some" cases.

Little Steven

Eggcelsior said:

Hibby said:

I'll admit that initially (I don't hang out here much nowadays) I thought the poster was a man so I was more reacting to the fact that HE was bawling but didn't want to call HIM on it outright so I used HIS/her words as the basis for my disgust. Now that I know it was a SHE and not a HE, I'm not as surprised at the bawling or the use of overly strong descriptors. So in full disclosure, I guess I take things too literally AND I'm sexist. For those of you curious if I'm annoyed at the news - the answer is yes. It's all and I mean ALL sensationalized ****. I hope the mothership helps you on your luxury item.

No one cares about your feelings, honey. Don't be so sensitive.

Now, go make me a sandwich, tootsie.

I could use a beer too

THEBuckeye

shannonlcorum said:

THEBuckeye said:

@shannonlcorum
The Egg is only half-dead. Did you call the Mothership yet?

You mean call BGE directly? I doubt it's covered under the warranty. But if you know something I dont, please share. 

My earlier post: You never know. Yes, call directly. Tell the truth, be gracious,  have a sense of humor and tell Bruce you are devastated. Never know!

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Agree w/ @MaskedMarvel ;
Call the Mothership (800.793.2292 press 5 for customer service), Talk to Bruce. Tell your story. Nothing to lose. My bet you are picking up a bottom tomorrow. It's right off 85 (first exit ITP) at spaghetti junction. 

THEBuckeye

Or, call Obama. He can fix anything. Get yourself an ObamaEgg! 

Zarcon

Sorry to hear about your Egg. Although there is quite a few 'off-topic' posts in here, I am a bit amazed at the offers from the folks to help you out financially to get another Egg. Touching to say the least. I wouldn't mind offering to set something up for you so that you could receive donations directly if you wanted, but.......yeah. Hopefully something can be done at the Mothership and you can get back to Eggin'.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Eggcelsior said:

Hibby said:

I'll admit that initially (I don't hang out here much nowadays) I thought the poster was a man so I was more reacting to the fact that HE was bawling but didn't want to call HIM on it outright so I used HIS/her words as the basis for my disgust. Now that I know it was a SHE and not a HE, I'm not as surprised at the bawling or the use of overly strong descriptors. So in full disclosure, I guess I take things too literally AND I'm sexist. For those of you curious if I'm annoyed at the news - the answer is yes. It's all and I mean ALL sensationalized ****. I hope the mothership helps you on your luxury item.

No one cares about your feelings, honey. Don't be so sensitive.

Now, go make me a sandwich, tootsie.

Tootsie was a wonderful movie. It had Dustin Hoffman starting as the effervescent cross dressing actor using gender role reversal to land a job as a soap opera actress. Hilarity ensues (9/10!) 

nolaegghead

THEBuckeye said:

Or, call Obama. He can fix anything. Get yourself an ObamaEgg! 

Oh, that is forking hilarious (insert mirthful laughter here). I get it...it's..uhh...because...ummm.  Dammit, we're trying to take politics off this thread dude.

THEBuckeye

@nolaegghead

Sorry, "dude"

But I guess it's ok to play the "bigotry pays" card, "dude"?

Just want to know your rules. 

nolaegghead

I didn't open that door double quote guy.

If you read this whole thread, I didn't inject anything controversial or off topic here, I just responded and/or mocked them.  And I didn't raise any unfounded doubts of the OP's intentions, nor jump on the group mentality bandwagon when that started rolling.

THEBuckeye

I've been called worse. 

henapple

A few years ago this forum raised $4000 for Operation BBQ Relief. Cazzy ran a great raffle. Was fun and helped some disaster victims. If we're gonna raise money, drop a $10 or $20 and send it to cazzy. I'm sure he can arrange an egg purchase over the phone. We don't have to get a 501c to help somebody out. If it a ruse.. which I don't believe it is, you're out a few dollars.

SkinnyV

The political bitchin does get old, weren't some of you pounding the US chest over in that proudest day thread. That's our system folks, the next guy will be just as much a joke and crook (not literal, 2 faced, double speak etc)...these days.

henapple

nolaegghead said:

THEBuckeye said:

Or, call Obama. He can fix anything. Get yourself an ObamaEgg! 

Oh, that is forking hilarious (insert mirthful laughter here). I get it...it's..uhh...because...ummm.  Dammit, we're trying to take politics off this thread dude.

I'll sleep better tonight knowing Iran will be building nucler (bushism) weapons.

Little Steven

****! It's only 5:30 EDST

Little Steven

I say I say I say I typed **** there

Little Steven

Sh!t. Look out for Big Brother

johnmitchell

I just cracked the cap on a bottle of Patron Silver..Baton down the hatches..

henapple

Batten?

johnmitchell

henapple said:

Batten?

Thanks..Hic..

Little Steven

He is talking about the red stick in LA

Eggcelsior

henapple said:

Batten?

Nah, let's beat them down.

cazzy

Zarcon said:

Sorry to hear about your Egg. Although there is quite a few 'off-topic' posts in here, I am a bit amazed at the offers from the folks to help you out financially to get another Egg. Touching to say the least. I wouldn't mind offering to set something up for you so that you could receive donations directly if you wanted, but.......yeah. Hopefully something can be done at the Mothership and you can get back to Eggin'.

Yeah, w definitely have a quite a few! We probably have more off-topic posts than The Nest has regular ones...at least threads not started by you that is!    

nolaegghead

@henapple, I guess you didn't lose any sleep when N. Korea built their first one in 2006 either because economic sanctions don't work, so F it, right?

theyolksonyou

Looks like in picked a bad night to travel. Catch you guys around midnight. Should be fun.