I feel like such a JERK - because I AM! You were kind enough to make a Chicken Gallow for me 4 months ago and I have yet to use it. I love it, but just haven't used it yet! I feel so ashamed that if you would like to have it back or want me to send it to someone else IN YOUR NAME I will gladly do it. My wife and I egg a 2# cornish game hen about every 3 months and we make 2.5 meals out of it. A full 6 to 8# chicken using your Chicken Gallow would take us a long long time to eat!
I really hope that I have NOT pissed you off about your mighty fine gift, and I want to make it up to you by passing it along or back to you as you wish.
Really, I'm not an **** even though you probably think I am.
PLEASE give me your answer and unless you say "SHOLVE IT UP YOUR ASS" I will follow your wishes!