Friday night and the EggHead Forum option of the forum choices is eerie quiet- I need to get a life!

zaphod

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Botch

Something I saw on another forum; Friday-worthy.
 

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so

I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,

and I said, "Nothing."

The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.

BeanHead

Thanks for deep thoughts @Botch and I am hopeful things improve for you soon @zaphod

lousubcap

Since it is Friday- A great evening with DIL, son and some excellent adult beverages.  Sorted out how to lose $$ on the Kentucky Derby tomorrow and still feel good about it.  Skin in the game is what makes it worthwhile.  Go baby, Go.  🏇

lousubcap

Gotta make an airport pick up in a couple of hours.  So the Friday fun times are on hold, not that a non airport trip would change the evening much.  Fuel loading is on hold but later this PM holds promise.  
Stay healthy and safe out there.

lousubcap

Fuel loaded, flight plan approved and now in LEO.  Too much on the plate Saturday for escape velocity but tonight rounded into a nice evening which I did not see coming.  
Better to be lucky than good!