Uhmmm....

GATraveller

JohnInCarolina said:

saluki2007 said:

I found a video of John trying out for the Duke practice squad.

LOL.  

As it happens, I was a varsity athlete in college.  And no it wasn't as a member of the chess team.  

A real live Mathlete? 

Lit

frazzdaddy said:

Wow, lit got his a$$ handed to gim again. Meltdown imminent, but not before juvenile comeback in 5 4 3.....

Sure Frazzy boy

nolaegghead

lousubcap

lousubcap said:

I decided that this thread was a good place to offer the following as if the thread gets nuked then not much is lost.
I find this to be quite clever:

Slow Sunday here.  

And to think that the above thread salvation on August 9th has spawned such entertainment.  The forum twists and turns in mysterious ways.  

Ozzie_Isaac

So many flags become permanent once this thread is nuked.  Gotta love Vanilla.

nolaegghead

Lit said:

nolaegghead said:

Lit said:

saluki2007 said:

Lit said:

caliking said:

Lit said:

frazzdaddy said:

Lit said:

JohnInCarolina said:

"Your teeth aren't white enough" might be the most on-brand personal attack from Lit we've seen to date.  

"Why aren't you wearing a white hood?" is probably coming next.  

You are a joke man

And you are the punch line.

Your entire face is in like a 3” diameter pretty sure you have been the punch line your whole life

At least you're consistent. I'll give you that. Just hoping you'll be promoted to 4th grade this year. 

You have to stick your finger up peoples a55 for a living something tells me you failed some classes to end up there.

I'd rather stick my finger up people's butts than installing COVID causing 5G towers.

You do you man im not judging

Make sense, you bumbling idiot.

Where you been Caitlyn? Not as fun around here without you girl

Lit

nolaegghead said:

Lit said:

nolaegghead said:

Lit said:

saluki2007 said:

Lit said:

caliking said:

Lit said:

frazzdaddy said:

Lit said:

JohnInCarolina said:

"Your teeth aren't white enough" might be the most on-brand personal attack from Lit we've seen to date.  

"Why aren't you wearing a white hood?" is probably coming next.  

You are a joke man

And you are the punch line.

Your entire face is in like a 3” diameter pretty sure you have been the punch line your whole life

At least you're consistent. I'll give you that. Just hoping you'll be promoted to 4th grade this year. 

You have to stick your finger up peoples a55 for a living something tells me you failed some classes to end up there.

I'd rather stick my finger up people's butts than installing COVID causing 5G towers.

You do you man im not judging

Make sense, you bumbling idiot.

Where you been Caitlyn? Not as fun around here without you girl

You were gettimg a haircut?

JohnInCarolina

GATraveller said:

JohnInCarolina said:

saluki2007 said:

I found a video of John trying out for the Duke practice squad.

LOL.  

As it happens, I was a varsity athlete in college.  And no it wasn't as a member of the chess team.  

A real live Mathlete? 

Uhm no.  Athletic practices and meets actually prevented me from participating in things like the math Olympiads and whatnot.  

alaskanassasin

I have to admit kinda liked the idea of a forum villain. That said the one we have sucks, the “I know you are but what am” angle of attack is childish and boring.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

alaskanassasin said:

I have to admit kinda liked the idea of a forum villain. That said the one we have sucks, the “I know you are but what am” angle of attack is childish and boring.

Hasn't been a good one since Tweev. The smart ones will keep you on your toes for sure.

Ozzie_Isaac

https://twitter.com/Jomboy_/status/1296527181192089604?s=09

setdahook

True wisdom

paqman

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

alaskanassasin said:

I have to admit kinda liked the idea of a forum villain. That said the one we have sucks, the “I know you are but what am” angle of attack is childish and boring.

Hasn't been a good one since Tweev. The smart ones will keep you on your toes for sure.

Apparently Tweev was Canadian but who knows 🤷‍♂️

paqman

The Cen-Tex Smoker

paqman said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

alaskanassasin said:

I have to admit kinda liked the idea of a forum villain. That said the one we have sucks, the “I know you are but what am” angle of attack is childish and boring.

Hasn't been a good one since Tweev. The smart ones will keep you on your toes for sure.

Apparently Tweev was Canadian but who knows 🤷‍♂️

He was indeed. His "official" Big Green Egg Facebook page was a master stroke. One of the funniest bits of trolling I have ever come across. I wish I had that cached somewhere.  Turns out people don't like being called "fat" or to "mix in a salad" by their $1000 grill purveyor. So much delicious confusion on there and it went on for months before BGE sniffed it out.

nolaegghead

paqman said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

alaskanassasin said:

I have to admit kinda liked the idea of a forum villain. That said the one we have sucks, the “I know you are but what am” angle of attack is childish and boring.

Hasn't been a good one since Tweev. The smart ones will keep you on your toes for sure.

Apparently Tweev was Canadian but who knows 🤷‍♂️

I'm pretty sure he still is Canadian.  Sharp guy, I've chatted with him in the past.

nolaegghead

alaskanassasin said:

I have to admit kinda liked the idea of a forum villain. That said the one we have sucks, the “I know you are but what am” angle of attack is childish and boring.

Well said.  Idiot cannon fodder that doesn't pick up on basic human social cues is about as fun as playing tic tac toe.  Plus you gotta feel kinda bad for the guy.

Canugghead

Good to see this thread literally lit up again, thanks guys for the entertainment  

frazzdaddy

Lit said:

frazzdaddy said:

Wow, lit got his a$$ handed to gim again. Meltdown imminent, but not before juvenile comeback in 5 4 3.....

Sure Frazzy boy

Sorry little, I couldn't help it. You are so incredibly bad at this. I really thought you would keep it together this time.

Who had 12hrs in the pool... ?

HeavyG

YukonRon

Reaching sub sophomoric levels likely never to be seen in any other forum, for decades to come.
But it can be found here.
Rock on my friends. This thread is amazingly entertaining.

alaskanassasin

I don’t really know him so it is hard to feel bad for him.  Here’s a guy who thinks he has COVID and heads over to the neighbors for some beers. Claims he was hit and run by pot smoking blm protestors. Attacks other people’s family’s, ran off a forum favorite, tells a MD who saves lives that he failed with career choice. 

 If I feel bad for ole @lit it is because he is clearly scared of dogs, and dogs are awesome.

Gulfcoastguy

caliking

GATraveller said:

A  guy goes to see a gastroenterologist.

Doctor - " I have to do a rectal exam. Its normal to feel some discomfort during the exam."

Guy - "OK. But how come BOTH of your hands are on my shoulders?"

The Cen-Tex Smoker

caliking said:

GATraveller said:

A  guy goes to see a gastroenterologist.

Doctor - " I have to do a rectal exam. Its normal to feel some discomfort during the exam."

Guy - "OK. But how come BOTH of your hands are on my shoulders?"

Leverage  

johnnyp

caliking said:

GATraveller said:

A  guy goes to see a gastroenterologist.

Doctor - " I have to do a rectal exam. Its normal to feel some discomfort during the exam."

Guy - "OK. But how come BOTH of your hands are on my shoulders?"

This is a true story.

 I work in an industrial environment and an on-site medical provider performs new-hire physicals. My department has an 8 week on-boarding period and the new hires get scheduled for their physicals periodically throughout that 8 week period. 

I had mine week 1.  Came back and made that exact same joke. Dude sitting within ear shot was born without the ability to detect sarcasm and went to management ent to report “what had been done to me”.  Got talked to about professionalism in my first week. Smh

FarmingPhD

Guy I work with, when he was in his mid 20’s shortly after grad school had to get certified for the company he was working for at the time for CDL and hazmat level transport.  Went in for his physical, giant bottle of KY on the cart along with other supplies.  Gets worked up just thinking about a prostate check (in a stress way), nurse comes in and does vitals, blood pressure was so high they asked him to lay down and that they’ll be back to check it again. Got himself composed and got to see the doc who asked why his pressure was so high, he explained, doc about cried laughing and told him he didn’t need that check yet in life.

nolaeggheads_squirel

Do not chicks lives matter?  #CLM

Do it now before more die in a post office.

@JohnInCarolina Fencing?

frazzdaddy

frazzdaddy said:

JohnInCarolina said:

I’m trying to imagine Melania teaching at a community college and... nope.

I mean if it fit Vladimir's agenda I could see it.

Ok, I got to get a T/O.

 I need 1 Off topic to bat for the cycle. Somebody help a brotha out.

caliking

johnnyp said:

caliking said:

GATraveller said:

A  guy goes to see a gastroenterologist.

Doctor - " I have to do a rectal exam. Its normal to feel some discomfort during the exam."

Guy - "OK. But how come BOTH of your hands are on my shoulders?"

This is a true story.

 I work in an industrial environment and an on-site medical provider performs new-hire physicals. My department has an 8 week on-boarding period and the new hires get scheduled for their physicals periodically throughout that 8 week period. 

I had mine week 1.  Came back and made that exact same joke. Dude sitting within ear shot was born without the ability to detect sarcasm and went to management ent to report “what had been done to me”.  Got talked to about professionalism in my first week. Smh

You win for making me laugh the hardest today.