Chocolate Bacon Oatmeal Cookies

Killit_and_Grillit

Yeah I thought that would get your attention!

Altered @Big_Green_Craig recipe a hair but pretty much the same. 

Oatmeal cookies with bacon. I added chocolate chips because this is America and I have the freedom to do such things. 

I also put Makers Mark in the glaze instead of water. Hashtag winning. 

YukonRon

I am coming right down, save me one. Bringing my defibrillator.
Winning for damn sure.

Big_Green_Craig

Looks great!

blasting

Heck yah!

bgebrent

Yum!

GrateEggspectations

Be sure to tell tasters that they contain meat.

I recently made chocolate brownies that featured (extremely visible!!) crumbled bacon on top and later faced flack from a vegetarian who consumed one without realizing that it contained meat. 

lkapigian

Recipe please

Killit_and_Grillit

@lkapigianhttp://www.biggreencraig.com/maple-bacon-cookies.html

Killit_and_Grillit

@GrateEggspectationsGrateEggspectations said:

Be sure to tell tasters that they contain meat.
  

1) Nobody who ever stepped foot in my house would assume anything on the menu to be vegan or vegetarian. 

2) Absolutely not. I didn't choose that miserable lifestyle. I had a friend of my sister pull that $hit on me a few years ago. Came over and raised hell that I used bacon fat to cook cornbread. 

My response: "You are a grown a$$ adult who showed up to another person's home and demanded that I change my lifestyle choice to adhere to your 'lifestyle choice'.  There's a bag of celery in the crisper. Eat, starve, or get the F*** out of my house. I could care less either way."

northGAcock

Killit_and_Grillit said:

@GrateEggspectationsGrateEggspectations said:

Be sure to tell tasters that they contain meat.
  

1) Nobody who ever stepped foot in my house would assume anything on the menu to be vegan or vegetarian. 

2) Absolutely not. I didn't choose that miserable lifestyle. I had a friend of my sister pull that $hit on me a few years ago. Came over and raised hell that I used bacon fat to cook cornbread. 

My response: "You are a grown a$$ adult who showed up to another person's home and demanded that I change my lifestyle choice to adhere to your 'lifestyle choice'.  There's a bag of celery in the crisper. Eat, starve, or get the F*** out of my house. I could care less either way."

Too funny. Dude, you are holding back. You need to go ahead and get it out. 

bgebrent

How do you really feel?

Killit_and_Grillit

@northGAcock @bgebrent

Let me tell ya about the time my wife tried hiding kale and ground turkey in my Meatloaf....

Skiddymarker

Killit_and_Grillit said:

@northGAcock @bgebrent

Let me tell ya about the time my wife tried hiding kale and ground turkey in my Meatloaf....

Well.....standing by........

Skiddymarker

BTW, cookies look awesome, about to screw up my diabetic diet!

shtgunal3

Killit_and_Grillit said:

@northGAcock @bgebrent

Let me tell ya about the time my wife tried hiding kale and ground turkey in my Meatloaf....

She said "eat it" and he said "yes ma'am". End of story!

Killit_and_Grillit

@shtgunal3 it's my old neighbor's favorite memory of us. We had been married a year and some change. I just came home from a deployment. 

He is grilling, my back door opens and he hears:

"This relationship is supposed to be built on trust!"

"Babe, it's just ground turkey"

"You lied to me. And kale!? This is bull$hit!"

JohnInCarolina

Hashtag idinhalethose

Big_Green_Craig

John Setzler did a version where he added grand marnier to the glaze. I'll try that next time. 

Killit_and_Grillit

Big_Green_Craig said:

John Setzler did a version where he added grand marnier to the glaze. I'll try that next time. 

@Big_Green_Craig I saw that and almost went that direction. 

All I had was triple sec so I shyed away but I think the orange would compliment it well since it's a lot of breakfast ingredients. 

Foghorn

All I know is that if we ever show up at an egg gathering together, you'll have to cook me some of those or we won't be able to be friends.

CigarCityEgger

Mother of God, those look fantastic. And that makers mark glaze...