Still My Nemesis

The Cen-Tex Smoker

holy smokes. I get drunk on a plane and this happens! This has been fantastic. On a Monday no less. But then again I have had a pretty wild two weeks. 

saluki2007

I feel like a douche just for reading all this.  Good thing i had a stogie and whisky while reading this. 

Focker

saluki2007 said:

I feel like a douche just for reading all this.  Good thing i had a stogie and whisky while reading this. 

I hear ya, it is getting weak.
We need more cazzy.
My 6 yr old nephew can rip me better than the hb egg critic.  Lol

DoubleEgger said:

tarheelmatt said:

Focker said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

cazzy said:

Focker said:

I would bet a properly smoked brisket you wouldn't have the balls to say that to my face.

Now keep typing, and not posting pics brother.

Oh internet tough guy...now you want to fight cause I called you a b!tch?  You dish it out non stop, and now you're just as moist as my flat!

Not that I really care, but isn't the Internet tough guy the coward that would never back up their incendiary words in person rather than the guy who would???? Just some critical thinking. 

Threats to back stuff up in person are pretty friggin weak sauce in this context.  

What are you talking about.  If you call someone an internet tough guy and you are equally engaged in a confrontation, it seems reasonable to me that the real internet toughen guy is the one who would only engage in said confrontation over the net. Doesn't matter to me , but it's the truth. It's like 13to girls who talk behind their peers back but deny it to their face. Fwiw, you do not strike me as one of those guys. I bet you speak your mind regardless. Maybe I'm wrong. It is possible. 

Pete, saying to someone who lives about 1000 miles away from you "I bet you wouldn't say that to me in person" is kind of silly, you see?  It's not as though Cazzy lives right down the street.

No, but I guarantee the coward does not have the balls to say it at a fest.  Funny how you guys think I'm the tough guy.  Pull them out of this John.  Actually, none of the Butt Blasters have the balls to say the things they say here in person.  That is why you say it....makes you feel gooood.

Case in point.  Matt. Lol
And you.
And Double Egger.

Aww... you're so tough and strong. I bet all the Aldi cashiers want your number. 

He couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse if he were carrying a sack of bananas. 

Focker

Ozzie_Isaac said:

This is what I imagine nailing a brisket feels like.  I've never done it, but this is my hope.

Definite holy grail material, JIC gets this 9 out of 10 times.

Focker

Durangler said:

Focker said:

Congratulations @Durangler, you're brisket was on point, best yet IMO.

Thank you .. I withheld the "draping over the knife image" 

In order to win the grand prize, for documenting and determining the perfect brisket, we're gonna need to see this pic.  As you know, from the brisket gods, it's the best indicator.  
It has to be on "cazzy's knife" too, or it's automatically DQ'd.

Focker

A snowstorm in July.
Trump as POTUS.
Hell has officially, frozen over. 

Durangler

Focker said:

In order to win the grand prize, for documenting and determining the perfect brisket, we're gonna need to see this pic.  As you know, from the brisket gods, it's the best indicator.  
It has to be on "cazzy's knife" too, or it's automatically DQ'd.

Knife drape, reluctantly. 

JohnInCarolina

Durangler said:

Focker said:

In order to win the grand prize, for documenting and determining the perfect brisket, we're gonna need to see this pic.  As you know, from the brisket gods, it's the best indicator.  
It has to be on "cazzy's knife" too, or it's automatically DQ'd.

Knife drape, reluctantly. 

That looks like it was pretty special man.  Nicely done.

DoubleEgger

JohnInCarolina said:

Durangler said:

Focker said:

In order to win the grand prize, for documenting and determining the perfect brisket, we're gonna need to see this pic.  As you know, from the brisket gods, it's the best indicator.  
It has to be on "cazzy's knife" too, or it's automatically DQ'd.

Knife drape, reluctantly. 

That looks like it was pretty special man.  Nicely done.

Killer looking prime rib. 

saluki2007

Focker said:

saluki2007 said:

I feel like a douche just for reading all this.  Good thing i had a stogie and whisky while reading this. 

I hear ya, it is getting weak.
We need more cazzy.
My 6 yr old nephew can rip me better than the hb egg critic.  Lol

DoubleEgger said:

tarheelmatt said:

Focker said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

cazzy said:

Focker said:

I would bet a properly smoked brisket you wouldn't have the balls to say that to my face.

Now keep typing, and not posting pics brother.

Oh internet tough guy...now you want to fight cause I called you a b!tch?  You dish it out non stop, and now you're just as moist as my flat!

Not that I really care, but isn't the Internet tough guy the coward that would never back up their incendiary words in person rather than the guy who would???? Just some critical thinking. 

Threats to back stuff up in person are pretty friggin weak sauce in this context.  

What are you talking about.  If you call someone an internet tough guy and you are equally engaged in a confrontation, it seems reasonable to me that the real internet toughen guy is the one who would only engage in said confrontation over the net. Doesn't matter to me , but it's the truth. It's like 13to girls who talk behind their peers back but deny it to their face. Fwiw, you do not strike me as one of those guys. I bet you speak your mind regardless. Maybe I'm wrong. It is possible. 

Pete, saying to someone who lives about 1000 miles away from you "I bet you wouldn't say that to me in person" is kind of silly, you see?  It's not as though Cazzy lives right down the street.

No, but I guarantee the coward does not have the balls to say it at a fest.  Funny how you guys think I'm the tough guy.  Pull them out of this John.  Actually, none of the Butt Blasters have the balls to say the things they say here in person.  That is why you say it....makes you feel gooood.

Case in point.  Matt. Lol
And you.
And Double Egger.

Aww... you're so tough and strong. I bet all the Aldi cashiers want your number. 

He couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse if he were carrying a sack of bananas. 

Agreed, this place needs more cazzy. 

jlsm

This thread has to be a joke, right? Hilarious. 

tarheelmatt

jlsm said:

This thread has to be a joke, right? Hilarious. 

I know right. That boiled egg looked like it was sawed with a chainsaw,  huh?

Focker

In the case of Focker on the eggheadforum, Ron...............you are the father.

Focker

jlsm said:

This thread has to be a joke, right? Hilarious. 

Yeah, it kind of "snow-balled".
Many more thongs in a knot than anticipated.
Boot leather brisket is serious stuff.

Focker

Durangler said:

Focker said:

In order to win the grand prize, for documenting and determining the perfect brisket, we're gonna need to see this pic.  As you know, from the brisket gods, it's the best indicator.  
It has to be on "cazzy's knife" too, or it's automatically DQ'd.

Knife drape, reluctantly. 

The brisket gods themselves couldn't produce a pic like this.....looks great man.

You are the undisputed winner, no doubt.

tarheelmatt

Old man Shun is rolling in his grave seeing that picture. 

tarheelmatt

Someone could have bit that egg and produced a cleaner cut. You focking perfectionist.  

Focker

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more @cazzy.

pgprescott

tarheelmatt said:

Someone could have bit that egg and produced a cleaner cut. You focking perfectionist.  

You must be the kind of guy that worries about the horse going blind instead of just loading the cart. Too bad. 

Durangler

Focker said:

Durangler said:

Focker said:

In order to win the grand prize, for documenting and determining the perfect brisket, we're gonna need to see this pic.  As you know, from the brisket gods, it's the best indicator.  
It has to be on "cazzy's knife" too, or it's automatically DQ'd.

Knife drape, reluctantly. 

The brisket gods themselves couldn't produce a pic like this.....looks great man.

You are the undisputed winner, no doubt.

Thank you ... That was my 3rd brisket effort. It was very good. 

JohnInCarolina

Durangler said:

Focker said:

Durangler said:

Focker said:

In order to win the grand prize, for documenting and determining the perfect brisket, we're gonna need to see this pic.  As you know, from the brisket gods, it's the best indicator.  
It has to be on "cazzy's knife" too, or it's automatically DQ'd.

Knife drape, reluctantly. 

The brisket gods themselves couldn't produce a pic like this.....looks great man.

You are the undisputed winner, no doubt.

Thank you ... That was my 3rd brisket effort. It was very good. 

You should just quit now, obviously!  Lol

theyolksonyou

JohnInCarolina said:

Durangler said:

Focker said:

Durangler said:

Focker said:

In order to win the grand prize, for documenting and determining the perfect brisket, we're gonna need to see this pic.  As you know, from the brisket gods, it's the best indicator.  
It has to be on "cazzy's knife" too, or it's automatically DQ'd.

Knife drape, reluctantly. 

The brisket gods themselves couldn't produce a pic like this.....looks great man.

You are the undisputed winner, no doubt.

Thank you ... That was my 3rd brisket effort. It was very good. 

You should just quit now, obviously!  Lol

Yeah, don't hose up 9 more till you get a good one. 

Focker

I'd even take a proper chuck over a perfect brisket any day of the week.  With taters, ernyins, and carrots, even it, goes far beyond one dimension.

It's never too late to quit.

theyolksonyou

Focker said:

I'd even take a proper chuck over a perfect brisket any day of the week.

It's never too late to quit.

Sometimes quitting is overdue though

Focker

theyolksonyou said:

Focker said:

I'd even take a proper chuck over a perfect brisket any day of the week.

It's never too late to quit.

Sometimes quitting is overdue though

You definitely cannot say I didn't try.
My developing palate pushed me onward and upward.

That's the best thing you've said, this entire thread. 

Focker

The only cut that trumps a boot brisket, is the everloving, overrated, tenderloin.  

It's not completely rock bottom, so there's that, going for it.  You guys will see, some day, if you chose not to stagnate.  I'm just trying to help speed that up.

If you have to buy a $200 SRF to increase your odds, and even that's not a guarantee, there are beating your head on the brisket wall issues.  Defending that, is hilarious.

Focker

tarheelmatt said:

Come on now, let's be serious, does this even look good to you?

Foghorn

So, where do beef ribs fall in this vortex?

pgprescott

Foghorn said:

So, where do beef ribs fall in this vortex?

I like both beef ribs and chuck roast better than brisket. I like the higher fat content in general though. 

JohnInCarolina

Focker said:

The only cut that trumps a boot brisket, is the everloving, overrated, tenderloin.  

It's not completely rock bottom, so there's that, going for it.  You guys will see, some day, if you chose not to stagnate.  I'm just trying to help speed that up.

If you have to buy a $200 SRF to increase your odds, and even that's not a guarantee, there are beating your head on the brisket wall issues.  Defending that, is hilarious.

If you could troll a little harder or smarter, that would make this more fun.  Maybe check out some YouTube comments for tips or something.