Still My Nemesis

pgprescott

theyolksonyou said:

pgprescott said:

theyolksonyou said:

Just honest

Why so angry? I like brisket too. My best friend cooks at least a couple every month. I enjoy about half of them at this place around his pool.  He takes regular pilgrimages to Costco for the prime packers. I just don't get the lack of tolerance. I hope people with differing lifestyles are tolerated better than this. I don't remember saying anything particularly incendiary???? Sorry to have behaved so poorly as to have offended you so greatly. I will try harder in the future to get in goose step. 

lmao. Start posting klan rallies like your buddy. 

Angry?  

I must say, that is a really off topic and subject changing response. I have no beef or ill will toward you. The man speaks his mind, no question about it. All he said is that he doesn't like briskets and feels there are better cooks to pursue. jeez. I think we have run our course. 

pgprescott

cazzy said:

pgprescott said:

cazzy said:

pgprescott said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

cazzy said:

Focker said:

I would bet a properly smoked brisket you wouldn't have the balls to say that to my face.

Now keep typing, and not posting pics brother.

Oh internet tough guy...now you want to fight cause I called you a b!tch?  You dish it out non stop, and now you're just as moist as my flat!

Not that I really care, but isn't the Internet tough guy the coward that would never back up their incendiary words in person rather than the guy who would???? Just some critical thinking. 

Threats to back stuff up in person are pretty friggin weak sauce in this context.  

What are you talking about.  If you call someone an internet tough guy and you are equally engaged in a confrontation, it seems reasonable to me that the real internet toughen guy is the one who would only engage in said confrontation over the net. Doesn't matter to me , but it's the truth. It's like 13to girls who talk behind their peers back but deny it to their face. Fwiw, you do not strike me as one of those guys. I bet you speak your mind regardless. Maybe I'm wrong. It is possible. 

Pete, saying to someone who lives about 1000 miles away from you "I bet you wouldn't say that to me in person" is kind of silly, you see?  It's not as though Cazzy lives right down the street.

Fair enough. Truth is they would either say it in person or they wouldn't. They know darn well which it is. So do I. 

 Cause Focker would call every member of the brisket "gang" a little Snowflake to their face?  I know darn well he would b!tch up and so do you.  

Is there really a gang? I was kidding about that!!! If you can list them, I will have a better feel for wether or. It he would proceed. My feel is 80% that he would. Keep in mind I do not make a living as a Vegas odds maker though. Doesn't mean I'm right and doesn't mean I'm wrong. Really like 98% of this thread, doesn't mean anything. Some of the meteorite pics have been solid as was my advice on the scotheroos! The rest is pure garbage! 

It's all bullsh!t.  No, there isn't a gang, at least one that isn't green.  At some point, all the poop that is deposited in the yard has to be cleaned up.  As Yolk said, maybe you need to re-read or read all the other equally unneeded negativity that he's shat on people's threads.  

I'll check em out... especially now that I confirmed there isn't actually scotch in them.

You will thank me! Of that I'm sure. Cheers!

cazzy

Focker said:

Come to think of it, I don't think yolk added anything to the brisket discussion.  At least Matt posted an overcooked pic, and @Cazzy does not know how to cut one(yet I can't cut an egg lmao)  Takes balls to post those pics, they were their best offerings. I respect that. 

Your insult towards me is that I don't know how to cut a brisket because there was point under my flat?   Like for real?  You really should stick to PR cause you're clearly lost in the brisket realm.  That's really what you got out of Pete's jab at me?  

I'm sorry man...my apologies bro.  I really thought this was a fair fight but sadly I'm mistaken.  You hang in there big fella.

pgprescott

cazzy said:

Focker said:

Come to think of it, I don't think yolk added anything to the brisket discussion.  At least Matt posted an overcooked pic, and @Cazzy does not know how to cut one(yet I can't cut an egg lmao)  Takes balls to post those pics, they were their best offerings. I respect that. 

Your insult towards me is that I don't know how to cut a brisket because there was point under my flat?   Like for real?  You really should stick to PR cause you're clearly lost in the brisket realm.  That's really what you got out of Pete's jab at me?  

I'm sorry man...my apologies bro.  I really thought this was a fair fight but sadly I'm mistaken.  You hang in there big fella.

I have no issue with your brisket slice. However , it WAS misidentified. Or at least not precisely identified. I would have devoured it either way. I am a fatty brisket guy if you are inclined to cook one of the wagyu ones for me. I will gladly provide the cooking apparatus and the adult beverages.  

cazzy

pgprescott said:

cazzy said:

Focker said:

Come to think of it, I don't think yolk added anything to the brisket discussion.  At least Matt posted an overcooked pic, and @Cazzy does not know how to cut one(yet I can't cut an egg lmao)  Takes balls to post those pics, they were their best offerings. I respect that. 

Your insult towards me is that I don't know how to cut a brisket because there was point under my flat?   Like for real?  You really should stick to PR cause you're clearly lost in the brisket realm.  That's really what you got out of Pete's jab at me?  

I'm sorry man...my apologies bro.  I really thought this was a fair fight but sadly I'm mistaken.  You hang in there big fella.

I have no issue with your brisket slice. However , it WAS misidentified. Or at least not precisely identified. I would have devoured it either way. I am a fatty brisket guy if you are inclined to cook one of the wagyu ones for me. I will gladly provide the cooking apparatus and the adult beverages.  

Yeah, my point was that you jabbed at me because I called it flat.  Even though the majority of it is flat, I'll give you that one.  Fock seems to think I cut it wrong and that was your clever jab at me.    I guess that confirms y'all are working independently cause he doesn't even comprehend your comments.

It was prime and I know you would crush that slice!    

Ozzie_Isaac

pgprescott

Ozzie_Isaac said:

Good God man, that crosses the line! Very disturbing, VERY!

theyolksonyou

@lousubcap

DMW

Ozzie_Isaac

pgprescott said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

Good God man, that crosses the line! Very disturbing, VERY!

Its how rainbows are made!  Nothing wrong with knowing the truth.

Focker

So let's back it up a bit more...

1.  Can any of the self-proclaimed brisket snobs identify the flat vs the point?

2.  Can any of the self-proclaimed brisket snobs then separate said point, from flat?

lousubcap

Yes but my significant other (aka SWMBO) did not appreciate my enthusiasm.  
Edit: no brisket snob here but I love the challenge that every cook provides.

Focker

Congratulations @Durangler, you're brisket was on point, best yet IMO.

Still hoping for more pics.

DMW

Focker said:

So let's back it up a bit more...

1.  Can any of the self-proclaimed brisket snobs identify the flat vs the point? - Yes

2.  Can any of the self-proclaimed brisket snobs then separate said point, from flat? - No. A combo slice is killer.

Answers in-line.

JohnInCarolina

pgprescott said:

theyolksonyou said:

pgprescott said:

theyolksonyou said:

Just honest

Why so angry? I like brisket too. My best friend cooks at least a couple every month. I enjoy about half of them at this place around his pool.  He takes regular pilgrimages to Costco for the prime packers. I just don't get the lack of tolerance. I hope people with differing lifestyles are tolerated better than this. I don't remember saying anything particularly incendiary???? Sorry to have behaved so poorly as to have offended you so greatly. I will try harder in the future to get in goose step. 

lmao. Start posting klan rallies like your buddy. 

Angry?  

I must say, that is a really off topic and subject changing response. I have no beef or ill will toward you. The man speaks his mind, no question about it. All he said is that he doesn't like briskets and feels there are better cooks to pursue. jeez. I think we have run our course. 

Yolk is referencing Focker's posts about the Butt Blasts being KKK rallies.

pgprescott

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

theyolksonyou said:

pgprescott said:

theyolksonyou said:

Just honest

Why so angry? I like brisket too. My best friend cooks at least a couple every month. I enjoy about half of them at this place around his pool.  He takes regular pilgrimages to Costco for the prime packers. I just don't get the lack of tolerance. I hope people with differing lifestyles are tolerated better than this. I don't remember saying anything particularly incendiary???? Sorry to have behaved so poorly as to have offended you so greatly. I will try harder in the future to get in goose step. 

lmao. Start posting klan rallies like your buddy. 

Angry?  

I must say, that is a really off topic and subject changing response. I have no beef or ill will toward you. The man speaks his mind, no question about it. All he said is that he doesn't like briskets and feels there are better cooks to pursue. jeez. I think we have run our course. 

Yolk is referencing Focker's posts about the Butt Blasts being KKK rallies.

That sounds like something Nola would suggest. Have you seen them in the same place ever? Lol!

pgprescott

I don't know about you, but I'm jacked after watching some of last years GOT episodes. 2 weeks til the final episodes. Loved the Ramsey getting fed to the loyal hounds. 

theyolksonyou

pgprescott said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

theyolksonyou said:

pgprescott said:

theyolksonyou said:

Just honest

Why so angry? I like brisket too. My best friend cooks at least a couple every month. I enjoy about half of them at this place around his pool.  He takes regular pilgrimages to Costco for the prime packers. I just don't get the lack of tolerance. I hope people with differing lifestyles are tolerated better than this. I don't remember saying anything particularly incendiary???? Sorry to have behaved so poorly as to have offended you so greatly. I will try harder in the future to get in goose step. 

lmao. Start posting klan rallies like your buddy. 

Angry?  

I must say, that is a really off topic and subject changing response. I have no beef or ill will toward you. The man speaks his mind, no question about it. All he said is that he doesn't like briskets and feels there are better cooks to pursue. jeez. I think we have run our course. 

Yolk is referencing Focker's posts about the Butt Blasts being KKK rallies.

That sounds like something Nola would suggest. Have you seen them in the same place ever? Lol!

Well, NOLA had been to both BB, so he knows better. 

thetrim

DMW said:

Would be fun to troll here, but we're kind of busy

@dmw iron pigs?

DMW

thetrim said:

DMW said:

Would be fun to troll here, but we're kind of busy

@dmw iron pigs?

Close, Fightin Phils.

thetrim

AAA>AA

DMW

thetrim said:

AAA>AA

Agree, but 23 minutes drive > 1 hour +.

DoubleEgger

tarheelmatt said:

Focker said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

cazzy said:

Focker said:

I would bet a properly smoked brisket you wouldn't have the balls to say that to my face.

Now keep typing, and not posting pics brother.

Oh internet tough guy...now you want to fight cause I called you a b!tch?  You dish it out non stop, and now you're just as moist as my flat!

Not that I really care, but isn't the Internet tough guy the coward that would never back up their incendiary words in person rather than the guy who would???? Just some critical thinking. 

Threats to back stuff up in person are pretty friggin weak sauce in this context.  

What are you talking about.  If you call someone an internet tough guy and you are equally engaged in a confrontation, it seems reasonable to me that the real internet toughen guy is the one who would only engage in said confrontation over the net. Doesn't matter to me , but it's the truth. It's like 13to girls who talk behind their peers back but deny it to their face. Fwiw, you do not strike me as one of those guys. I bet you speak your mind regardless. Maybe I'm wrong. It is possible. 

Pete, saying to someone who lives about 1000 miles away from you "I bet you wouldn't say that to me in person" is kind of silly, you see?  It's not as though Cazzy lives right down the street.

No, but I guarantee the coward does not have the balls to say it at a fest.  Funny how you guys think I'm the tough guy.  Pull them out of this John.  Actually, none of the Butt Blasters have the balls to say the things they say here in person.  That is why you say it....makes you feel gooood.

Case in point.  Matt. Lol
And you.
And Double Egger.

Aww... you're so tough and strong. I bet all the Aldi cashiers want your number. 

He couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse if he were carrying a sack of bananas. 

Durangler

Focker said:

Congratulations @Durangler, you're brisket was on point, best yet IMO.

Thank you .. I withheld the "draping over the knife image" 

thetrim

DMW said:

thetrim said:

AAA>AA

Agree, but 23 minutes drive > 1 hour +.

I can't argue w that! That's great that you have a minor league team so close!  

JohnInCarolina

DMW said:

thetrim said:

DMW said:

Would be fun to troll here, but we're kind of busy

@dmw iron pigs?

Close, Fightin Phils.

Very cool.  Much more fun to watch than the Conscientious Objector Phils.

Ozzie_Isaac

DMW said:

thetrim said:

AAA>AA

Agree, but 23 minutes drive > 1 hour +.

My last town had a Low-A team.  Still loved it, $10 tickets, $1 beer and hotdogs on Tuesdays.  Loved when guys from The Show were rehabing.

blasting

This thread would have a different vibe if everyone would eat chicken and smoke with with Aronold.

DoubleEgger

blasting said:

This thread would have a different vibe if everyone would eat chicken and smoke with with Aronold.

There's going to be a chicken shortage here. Lol

http://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/265495119-story

Ozzie_Isaac

This is what I imagine nailing a brisket feels like.  I've never done it, but this is my hope.