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Still My Nemesis

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  • SSQUAL612
    SSQUAL612 Posts: 1,186
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    Tyler, TX   XL BGE 2016, KJ Classic 2019,  MES, 18.5 WSM,  Akorn Jr,  36"&17" Black Stone, Adj Rig, Woo, Grill Grates, SS Smokeware Cap, KAB,  FB 300, Thermapen 
  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,832
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    SSQUAL612 said:p
    No
    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE  - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker
  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    What fun is that?
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • RRP
    RRP Posts: 25,928
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    It is shocking to me how many of the new egg owners that we deal with rush right into cooking a brisket flat no less???? 
    In that same vein - the newbie who for his very first cook invites all his friends over and then is pissed that he embarrassed himself! 
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 31,121
    edited July 2017
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    RRP said:
    It is shocking to me how many of the new egg owners that we deal with rush right into cooking a brisket flat no less???? 
    In that same vein - the newbie who for his very first cook invites all his friends over and then is pissed that he embarrassed himself! 
    What happened - was he wearing Daisy Dukes?
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    Focker said:
    Focker said:
    Focker said:
    lousubcap said:
    Anyone's underwear in a knot over this topic??  Geez, it's just a hunk of protein.  But it does have quite the draw on a Monday PM.  
    It is a controversial bugger for sure. It's kinda like a Friday - Saturday feel with the glorious holiday and what not. Cheers friend!
    It's only controversial for one. Everyone else seems to be ok with it. 
    Uh, I bet there are plenty of others. They are likely intimidated by the forum gang. Lol. The reach is vast. 
    Totally agree, "the gang" thinks they are the only ones.  
    But they struggle to think, independently.
    there it is. Like clockwork. Act like an ass and then cry that you are being ganged up on. you are the only person who had negative things to say on here. You want to be able to say anything you want and then cry when people push back. Jesus. Va jay jay. 

    Are you drunk?  Or high?
    A little of both but I'm right. 
    Nobody's crying.  I like being ganged up on, it's fun.
    I don't care about the push back.  You won't see me buying a packer soon.  But I'm crying, and negative because brisket is the sh!ttiest cut you can buy at the meat counter.  Come on man.

    It's not negative CT.  It's truth.
    If you can't handle this, you may be the one with the mangina....just.
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    WHERE'S THE BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
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    Focker said:
    WHERE'S THE BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





    Poor Focker. You're butt hurt again. If it's not you, then it's not for no one. 

    That egg cut was about as ugly as your trailer backing skills. Lol...
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 22,997
    edited July 2017
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    Focker said:
    20stone said:
    Focker said:
    Are you drunk?  Or high?
    A little of both but I'm right. 
    https://youtu.be/LKOT1S1mChU

    For the record, @The Cen-Tex Smoker can cook a brisket. 

    In my experience, not everyone that uses tough guy motifs for their avatar is an a$$hole, but there's a positive correlation 
    Looks like a hedge trimmer may be a better slicing tool, she looked a tad tough, dry, but what do I know.
    I think the funny part is you thought this is or ever was about brisket.  Checkers/Chess. 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
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    RRP said:
    It is shocking to me how many of the new egg owners that we deal with rush right into cooking a brisket flat no less???? 
    In that same vein - the newbie who for his very first cook invites all his friends over and then is pissed that he embarrassed himself! 
    What happened - was he wearing Daisy Dukes?
    Or bragging about his "status" and all the other under privileged people thst doesn't amount to anything. 

    Ron,  really, you should have shot Focker on the wall or in a napkin. 
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    Thomasville, NC
    My YouTube Channel - The Hungry Hussey
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    Facebook
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  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
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    My YouTube Channel - The Hungry Hussey
    Instagram
    Facebook
    My Photography Site
  • JohnInCarolina
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    I have to admit, the idea that Focker has quit Brisket because he's too much of a perfectionist is one of the funniest things I've read on this forum in some time.  Hats off to you @pgprescott
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    RRP said:
    It is shocking to me how many of the new egg owners that we deal with rush right into cooking a brisket flat no less???? 
    In that same vein - the newbie who for his very first cook invites all his friends over and then is pissed that he embarrassed himself! 
    What happened - was he wearing Daisy Dukes?
    Or bragging about his "status" and all the other under privileged people thst doesn't amount to anything. 

    Ron,  really, you should have shot Focker on the wall or in a napkin. 
    Where's the butt hurt?  ;)
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
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    Thomasville, NC
    My YouTube Channel - The Hungry Hussey
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    Facebook
    My Photography Site
  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    The gang has called in reinforcements. 

    Outnumbered, plenty of ammo.  You will all get picked off one by one.  Is this all you got?  Weak cheddar boys.

    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • DMW
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    Focker said:
    The gang has called in reinforcements. 

    Outnumbered, plenty of ammo.  You will all get picked off one by one.  Is this all you got?  Weak cheddar boys.

    Internet battles are real
    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE  - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker
  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    I think your brisket is crying because it sucks so bad. 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
  • pgprescott
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    I have to admit, the idea that Focker has quit Brisket because he's too much of a perfectionist is one of the funniest things I've read on this forum in some time.  Hats off to you @pgprescott
    Why thank you sir! On another note, I have devoured a couple scotheroos. I thought they would have paired better with the Dalmore scotch. Live and learn. 
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 31,121
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    Focker as a young juggler:


    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited July 2017
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    Never thought my cut egg for display would garner this much attention. I am truly flattered. Lmao
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
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    Tell us Focker, how do you become the king of douches? 
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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited July 2017
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    Boot leather.
    You can't photochop that to look good.

    Is that you're best?
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • pgprescott
    pgprescott Posts: 14,544
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    RRP said:
    It is shocking to me how many of the new egg owners that we deal with rush right into cooking a brisket flat no less???? 
    In that same vein - the newbie who for his very first cook invites all his friends over and then is pissed that he embarrassed himself! 
    What happened - was he wearing Daisy Dukes?
    Or bragging about his "status" and all the other under privileged people thst doesn't amount to anything. 

    Ron,  really, you should have shot Focker on the wall or in a napkin. 
    Pretty hateful. I think much more of you than this. Might want to think about your end game and what possibly you could accomplish towards a More positive result. Just saying. 
  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    Tell us Focker, how do you become the king of douches? 
    Well master, why don't you, tell me?
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    DMW said:
    Focker said:
    The gang has called in reinforcements. 

    Outnumbered, plenty of ammo.  You will all get picked off one by one.  Is this all you got?  Weak cheddar boys.

    Internet battles are real


    super real. Im with the wife at the Airport. She is less than enthused about my demeanor. 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    RRP said:
    It is shocking to me how many of the new egg owners that we deal with rush right into cooking a brisket flat no less???? 
    In that same vein - the newbie who for his very first cook invites all his friends over and then is pissed that he embarrassed himself! 
    What happened - was he wearing Daisy Dukes?
    Or bragging about his "status" and all the other under privileged people thst doesn't amount to anything. 

    Ron,  really, you should have shot Focker on the wall or in a napkin. 
    Pretty hateful. I think much more of you than this. Might want to think about your end game and what possibly you could accomplish towards a More positive result. Just saying. 
    Pete, unfortunately, it is who he is.  He can't change that.  
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • ColtsFan
    ColtsFan Posts: 6,375
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    For the record, I love all y'all. Even the special little flowers. 

    'Merica 
    ~ John - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
    XL BGE, LG BGE, KJ Jr, PK Original, Ardore Pizza Oven, King Disc 
    Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited July 2017
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    ColtsFan said:
    For the record, I love all y'all. Even the special little flowers. 

    'Merica 
    Snowflakes.  They're special little snowflakes.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • cazzy
    cazzy Posts: 9,136
    edited July 2017
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    Focker said:
    ColtsFan said:
    For the record, I love all y'all. Even the special little flowers. 

    'Merica 
    Snowflakes.  They're special little snowflakes.

    Now that's funny!  Cracks me up when people call each other the same name.  Not me though, I usually call you a little b!tch or a douche bag.
    Just a hack that makes some $hitty BBQ....
  • Focker
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    Now we're getting somewhere tough guy!

    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."