Devastated

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Where the hell is @pnwfoodie ??????

st¡ke

It wasn't spellcheck, @NPHuskerFL , it's that you didn't even know what the fvck you were typing/saying, because you haven't read a book in thirty years

DMW

I don't read books anymore. It isn't ecologically acceptable to kill trees to print paper.

Legume

Ahh, I see now, that's how you kill a thread.

st¡ke

Trees are a renewable resource, sh!tferbranes. 

Christmas trees are like lettuce. You plant them and then harvest. Same as paper. No one cuts down a fvcking redwood to make toilet paper

Sardonicus

He has a lot in common with GOP leaders.

He isn't a scientist either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUE61fqOC_A

But . . . he knows the Guy who invented science.

DMW

Sorry, forgot to use the sarcasm font.

st¡ke

And i keep forgetting to use the "you people seem to take my comments a tad too serious" font  (actually, typeface. A font is 'italic', 'bold', etc.  Typefaces are the actual design. Try to keep up, DFW)

theyolksonyou

2k.  

st¡ke

Size queen

theyolksonyou

Dammit

st¡ke

Embed it, or fvck off

theyolksonyou

I'm trying goddammit. I quit. 

henapple

st¡ke

Henapple. There are a shitload of people in this thread. You'll need to be specific. 

And you might include yourself, btw. Just sayin. Seem a little uptight all the time. Hashtag needtogetlaid?

henapple

Actually it's #...no need to spell it out. Taking that stick out will help you catch up on the new millennium. As in...#iknowitfeelsgoodbutpullitout.

st¡ke

Thanks shitfer. Doing just fine without you. 

why does every picture you post have a phallic object in it? Oral fixation?

Ozzie_Isaac

gabriegger

Shoot the dog.  It's just a money pit with nothing but your boyhood dreams as return

Dobie

NPHuskerFL

@st¡ke Do you login to stroke your intellectual ego or do you just enjoy pissing people off?  Careful,  some people don't play nice with big words. 

Ozzie_Isaac

Biggreenpharmacist

I'm guessing its getting a little lonely in his moms basement. 

SGH

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Where the hell is @pnwfoodie ??????

Me and her normally keep in contact with each other. That said, it's been several weeks since I heard from her. Hope all is well for sure. 

henapple

st¡ke

What big words am i using?  intellectual ego? You shitting me?  Nola throws more ten syllable words at you clowns saying the same thing and you kiss his ass because you met him at an eggfest

just having fun. You guys seem awful thin skinned

i figured the crowd was up for fun. I guess you just enjoy the cricle jerk when it is all familiar faces. 

Try to remember, that's what everyone here hated about the old forum. The hall monitors, the best-buddies, etc. 

try not to get so upset when some anonymous dipshit you never met is poking you. Because you know you like to poke others, right? So why can't others poke back? Is this a 'private' forum?

You all seem rather upset over three comments about grammar and spelling. 

A guy can mock Bush/Hitler/Cheney/Obama/Hillary all day. Make fun of Jesus. Vilify Texas/California/DC/Kentucky, all good

Imply that they used a word incorrectly, and they lose their minds

SGH

st¡ke said:

Nola throws more ten syllable words at you clowns saying the same thing and you kiss his ass because you met him at an eggfest



Nola looks all those long words up in the dictionary. I'm only his friend because he gives me free oysters. If the oysters stop, the friendship is over 

NPHuskerFL

Yep. The forum is compromised of many threads. This is one that I won't be opening again.  And no you nor anybody else has made me lose my mind I have more restraint than that. Clearly this thread is here to see just how far it can go before the plug is pulled by mods. 

st¡ke

"The forum comprises many threads". 

FTFY

Biggreenpharmacist

What does " FTFY" mean?