Devastated

theyolksonyou

http://www.theonion.com/articles/candidate-profile-hillary-clinton,38414/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Pic:3:Default

theyolksonyou

http://www.theonion.com/articles/who-is-marco-rubio,38421/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Pic:1:Default

nolaegghead

hahah

henapple

If your source is Fox, Cnn, MSNBC, the Guardian, especially the onion...dont.

theyolksonyou

I thought the onion pretty appropriate for this thread....

Eggcelsior

henapple said:

If your source is Fox, Cnn, MSNBC, the Guardian, especially the onion...dont.

Of all of those, The Onion is most reputable. 

JohnInCarolina

I get all of my news from Al Jazeera.  

Ozzie_Isaac

I prefer Fark.

Eggcelsior

JohnInCarolina said:

I get all of my news from Al Jazeera.  

I get all of my news from this forum. 

THEBuckeye

MSNBC people cook on gassers. 

nolaegghead

Fox people eat weiners with absolutely no spice.  When asked what other people eat, they have no idea.

Sardonicus

FOX News people cook over cow chips.

They use what's so readily available when the "On Air" sign is lit.

Eggcelsior

THEBuckeye said:

MSNBC people cook on gassers. 

Fox viewers are full of hot gas.

nolaegghead

@henapple - sorry to break the "news" to ya, but the Onion is satire and Fox News is the RNC's propaganda network.  I like our local Fox news in all fairness and balanceness.

theyolksonyou

nbc people say they cooked a fantastic meal and fed the masses when in reality it was their neighbor

Eggcelsior

nolaegghead said:

@henapple - sorry to break the "news" to ya, but the Onion is satire and Fox News is the RNC's propaganda network.  I like our local Fox news in all fairness and balanceness.

Me too. Sue Palka FTW when it comes to weather.

nolaegghead

At least NBC doesn't pretend Brian Williams isn't full of crap.  Fox's credibility as a real "news" network is exposed with their constant denial of Bill O'Reilly's lies and exaggerations when confronted with his coworkers and high school journalistic research. Surprise surprise.  Not.

JohnInCarolina

nolaegghead said:

At least NBC doesn't pretend Brian Williams isn't full of crap.  Fox's credibility as a real "news" network is exposed with their constant denial of Bill O'Reilly's lies and exaggerations when confronted with his coworkers and high school journalistic research. Surprise surprise.  Not.

THEBuckeye

The Daily SHow is the real news, isn't it?

Eggcelsior

THEBuckeye said:

The Daily SHow is the real news, isn't it?

Yes

THEBuckeye

That's what I thought.

THEBuckeye

And those damn rich people with multiple Eggs don't pay their fair share.

THEBuckeye

Eggs for everybody! 

Eggcelsior

THEBuckeye said:

And those damn rich people with multiple Eggs don't pay their fair share.

I do. I'm always given food to my neighbors at home and down at the beach.

THEBuckeye

Food redistributor

Eggcelsior

THEBuckeye said:

Food redistributor

We all are. At some point, it all winds up going into a toilet somewhere. Or in the woods.

THEBuckeye

Now that is an appetizing thought! 

Thank you

theyolksonyou

Could've been a dirty fork pic.....

Eggcelsior

THEBuckeye said:

Now that is an appetizing thought! 

Thank you

I can go all day. The gist of my work day is taking about, in great detail, bloody diarrhea. Makes fantastic dinner conversation.

theyolksonyou

You nurses are a breed to yourselves. I couldn't do the things you do.