OT - What are you doing right now?

alaskanassasin

DuckDogDr said:

Have a love hate relationship with my new office / desk station at my new job.. it’s right next to laundry so sometimes hard to hear…. However on the bright side .. no one can hear me farting … and the dogs are under my desk so I can blame them when my techs walk in to come get me…

Bruh you ain’t fooling anybody.

DuckDogDr

alaskanassasin said:

DuckDogDr said:

Have a love hate relationship with my new office / desk station at my new job.. it’s right next to laundry so sometimes hard to hear…. However on the bright side .. no one can hear me farting … and the dogs are under my desk so I can blame them when my techs walk in to come get me…

Bruh you ain’t fooling anybody.

Maybe not y’all, but luckily the dogs are more gassy than myself and it’s easy to play off.. I have no doubt they know a couple of mine are in there … but luckily duck dog has been crop dusting them from day one, even when I was part time

alaskanassasin

I like a dog that carries its weight.

Ozzie_Isaac

alaskanassasin said:

I like a dog that carries its weight.

I like when a dog wakes itself up from a dead sleep, or scares itself and runs around like something just tried to eat it.  It is like dogs are completely unaware they have an ****.

DuckDogDr

Ozzie_Isaac said:

alaskanassasin said:

I like a dog that carries its weight.

I like when a dog wakes itself up from a dead sleep, or scares itself and runs around like something just tried to eat it.  It is like dogs are completely unaware they have an ****.

Tell that to them when it’s time to get their temperature 

dbCooper

Finished up some snow shoveling, got about a foot with 20-30 mph north wind.  Snow was a nice powdery type, not a backbreaker.  Had to add a pathway thru the windrow for the beagles...

Battleborn

What a day. Had to stick my fingers in someone’s @ss crack because they got shot over a parking dispute. Fun times. 

JohnInCarolina

Battleborn said:

Had to stick my fingers in someone’s @ss crack because they got shot over a parking dispute.

Wait… what?  

Hope the beer at home was good my man, sounds like you deserved it tonight.  

Acn

We had a neighbor stop by for some coffee and one of the cats did not understand why a stranger was in her chair.

Gulfcoastguy

Battleborn said:

What a day. Had to stick my fingers in someone’s @ss crack because they got shot over a parking dispute. Fun times. 

Can’t say like but that is a first aid technique that I haven’t heard of before. Anyway I hope that you have the next 2 or 3 days or weeks off.

lousubcap

Battleborn said:

What a day. Had to stick my fingers in someone’s @ss crack because they got shot over a parking dispute. Fun times. 

I am quite sure I would remember the event but no way in he!! I would toss it out there for any further audience consumption unless a script writer had a contract guarantee in hand!  

Ozzie_Isaac

Battleborn said:

What a day. Had to stick my fingers in someone’s @ss crack because they got shot over a parking dispute. Fun times. 

And that is not what I expected to read.  There is a lot to unpack, but not sure I am qualified.

@SGH expertise should probably be called upon.

WeberWho

Any wood worker's need a $60 pizza cutter? 

fishlessman

Battleborn said:

What a day. Had to stick my fingers in someone’s @ss crack because they got shot over a parking dispute. Fun times. 

I hope she was a 12

Ozzie_Isaac

fishlessman said:

Battleborn said:

What a day. Had to stick my fingers in someone’s @ss crack because they got shot over a parking dispute. Fun times. 

I hope she was a 12

That "a" is a crucial part of your sentence.

Battleborn

It really wasn’t that serious. Although, luckily it’s my Friday. Through and through on the cheeks. Luckily the real hero’s, Fire Department, got there to transported the guy to the hospital. 

Battleborn

Ozzie_Isaac said:

fishlessman said:

Battleborn said:

What a day. Had to stick my fingers in someone’s @ss crack because they got shot over a parking dispute. Fun times. 

I hope she was a 12

That "a" is a crucial part of your sentence.

That made laugh more than I would have expected. 

kl8ton

Had to do a welfare check on a guest. A concerned neighbor called. Turns out guest hung himself. Maybe 2 weeks ago. Bad deal all around. I meet the parents tomorrow as they clean up his affairs. ☹️

JohnInCarolina

Started and then stopped watching “The Killing of a Sacred Deer”.  First horror movie I’ve just outright stopped playing because it was so effing disturbing.  

JohnInCarolina

kl8ton said:

Had to do a welfare check on a guest. A concerned neighbor called. Turns out guest hung himself. Maybe 2 weeks ago. Bad deal all around. I meet the parents tomorrow as they clean up his affairs. ☹️

Oh no man that’s terrible.  Sh!t.  

Battleborn

kl8ton said:

Had to do a welfare check on a guest. A concerned neighbor called. Turns out guest hung himself. Maybe 2 weeks ago. Bad deal all around. I meet the parents tomorrow as they clean up his affairs. ☹️

I’m sorry you had to go through that. It’s a tough situation, especially if you aren’t accustomed to that sort of stuff. It’s ok to not be ok. 

kl8ton

Battleborn said:

kl8ton said:

Had to do a welfare check on a guest. A concerned neighbor called. Turns out guest hung himself. Maybe 2 weeks ago. Bad deal all around. I meet the parents tomorrow as they clean up his affairs. ☹️

I’m sorry you had to go through that. It’s a tough situation, especially if you aren’t accustomed to that sort of stuff. It’s ok to not be ok. 

One responding officer started dry heaving immediately after making visual confirmation. They had 6 patrol cars. A few cadets in training. Animal control had to secure pit bull before police made entry. 

Ozzie_Isaac

kl8ton said:

Had to do a welfare check on a guest. A concerned neighbor called. Turns out guest hung himself. Maybe 2 weeks ago. Bad deal all around. I meet the parents tomorrow as they clean up his affairs. ☹️

Oh man.  I am sorry you are having to deal with this.  Really no words for you or his family.  Stay safe out there my friend.  I am truly sorry.

Legume

Ducking HeII @kl8ton, that just sucks. Sorry man.

FrostyEgg

JohnInCarolina said:

Started and then stopped watching “The Killing of a Sacred Deer”.  First horror movie I’ve just outright stopped playing because it was so effing disturbing.  

That one will stick with you for a long, long time.

Dyal_SC

JohnInCarolina said:

Started and then stopped watching “The Killing of a Sacred Deer”.  First horror movie I’ve just outright stopped playing because it was so effing disturbing.  

That might make for an interesting thread.  “What are you watching right now?”  Downsizing (on prime) is one of the better movies I’ve seen in awhile. It’s weird, but entertaining. New for me, but it’s been out for awhile. Vengeance was also decent. Another sorta weird one. 

CPFC1905

So this is new, Man City are top courtesy of putting 3 past the Gunners on their home turf. In three weeks they’ve closed the gap and gone top, despite being in sub-optimal form.  Still a two horse race though as Arsenal hold a game in hand, which could be the difference or meaningless, come the final reckoning.

Half way through the second trimester and that’s when relegation and European spot credential bona fides emerge. 

Aston Villa v Arsenal, two defats and a draw for the deposed leaders makes this away tie look tricky.  The hosts had been in good form but two defeats back to back has been chastening.  All about attitude this one and it’s time for Gunners to deploy the cajones. 1-2

Brentford v Palace, having ruthlessly torn Brighton apart last week - nothing to fear for mighty Eagles.  I should caveat that with the filthy Seagulls having; a legitimate goal ruled out, having 80% of the play, and us scoring the equaliser because their goalie essentially threw it in his own net.  Hosts unbeaten in five and Palace summing three draws in the same period. 2-0

Brighton v Fulham, decent match-up and game in store, too. Home advantage means 2-1

Chelsea v Southampton, gloomy corner #1, the hosts are still at sixes and sevens and the visitors are shorn of anything that looks, feels or even smells like a rudder.  Either 0-0 or 42-17.  But 1-0 and no credit to anyone.

Everton v Leeds, gloomy corner #2, the Toffees regressed to their mean, limping to a simple defeat against Utd last week. Leeds remain devoid of a manger, form, and confidence. A win for either team is essential, but 1-1 stamped all over it.

Forest v Man City, strong run of form for the hosts ended last weekend and while City have been less good on their travels overall, they are now top and have no plans to relinquish that. 0-3

Wolves v Bournemouth, gloomy corner #3, things going better for the hosts but the season is already being filed under ‘nothing to see here’ while their guests need to find something, and soon, to avoid the magnetic pull of relegation. 1-0

Newcastle v Liverpool, the Toon are draw specialists which suggests a lack of cutting edge while Liverpool are just batsh*t crazy. 1-0, unless the Reds score first then it will be a one all draw.

Sunday

Man Utd v Leicester, the Foxes recent goal laden resurgence has been fun but it ends here, Utd are in their pomp and Rashford will score, obviously - because that’s what he does right now. 2-0

Spurs v West Ham, Spurs though, eh? You’d think at home they will be the effervescent fun machine they can be but this is Spurs.  West Ham have stabilised but remain perilously close to the relegation zone and depending upon other results could be second bottom at kick off. A testy affair but 3-1 feels about right.

Watch out for those balloons and stray Sidewinders, guys. 

Ozzie_Isaac

CPFC1905 said:

So this is new, Man City are top courtesy of putting 3 past the Gunners on their home turf. In three weeks they’ve closed the gap and gone top, despite being in sub-optimal form.  Still a two horse race though as Arsenal hold a game in hand, which could be the difference or meaningless, come the final reckoning.

Half way through the second trimester and that’s when relegation and European spot credential bona fides emerge. 

Aston Villa v Arsenal, two defats and a draw for the deposed leaders makes this away tie look tricky.  The hosts had been in good form but two defeats back to back has been chastening.  All about attitude this one and it’s time for Gunners to deploy the cajones. 1-2

Brentford v Palace, having ruthlessly torn Brighton apart last week - nothing to fear for mighty Eagles.  I should caveat that with the filthy Seagulls having; a legitimate goal ruled out, having 80% of the play, and us scoring the equaliser because their goalie essentially threw it in his own net.  Hosts unbeaten in five and Palace summing three draws in the same period. 2-0

Brighton v Fulham, decent match-up and game in store, too. Home advantage means 2-1

Chelsea v Southampton, gloomy corner #1, the hosts are still at sixes and sevens and the visitors are shorn of anything that looks, feels or even smells like a rudder.  Either 0-0 or 42-17.  But 1-0 and no credit to anyone.

Everton v Leeds, gloomy corner #2, the Toffees regressed to their mean, limping to a simple defeat against Utd last week. Leeds remain devoid of a manger, form, and confidence. A win for either team is essential, but 1-1 stamped all over it.

Forest v Man City, strong run of form for the hosts ended last weekend and while City have been less good on their travels overall, they are now top and have no plans to relinquish that. 0-3

Wolves v Bournemouth, gloomy corner #3, things going better for the hosts but the season is already being filed under ‘nothing to see here’ while their guests need to find something, and soon, to avoid the magnetic pull of relegation. 1-0

Newcastle v Liverpool, the Toon are draw specialists which suggests a lack of cutting edge while Liverpool are just batsh*t crazy. 1-0, unless the Reds score first then it will be a one all draw.

Sunday

Man Utd v Leicester, the Foxes recent goal laden resurgence has been fun but it ends here, Utd are in their pomp and Rashford will score, obviously - because that’s what he does right now. 2-0

Spurs v West Ham, Spurs though, eh? You’d think at home they will be the effervescent fun machine they can be but this is Spurs.  West Ham have stabilised but remain perilously close to the relegation zone and depending upon other results could be second bottom at kick off. A testy affair but 3-1 feels about right.

Watch out for those balloons and stray Sidewinders, guys. 

I feel like you missed the publication deadline with this post.  Engagement is way down this time of day.

Dyal_SC

Walmarts version of bug-a-salt. Better believe their marketing dept pays attention to these forums. Had to hide my bug-a-salt from my youngins awhile back. 

BigreenGreg

dbCooper said:

Finished up some snow shoveling, got about a foot with 20-30 mph north wind.  Snow was a nice powdery type, not a backbreaker.  Had to add a pathway thru the windrow for the beagles...

Any chance there's a bass boat under that cover? I know somebody that would be losing there s**t right now.