Is it possible to boil water on an Egg??

tarheelmatt

Little Steven said:

Funny thing is the OP now does guest appearances at egg fests.

You can even go on a cruise with him where he demonstrates the technique of boiling water. 

tarheelmatt

Focker said:

tarheelmatt said:

Focker said:

(Checking pulse on mandibular artery).....yep, it's dead guys.  Has been in rigor mortis for quite some time.  Nice work to all invloved, who have never asked a stupid question.

Such a fun sucker Focker. 

Trust me, I'm all about fun, but c'mon man.

Maybe we take fun to different levels? 

Lit

Focker said:

(Checking pulse on mandibular artery).....yep, it's dead guys.  Has been in rigor mortis for quite some time.  Nice work to all invloved, who have never asked a stupid question.

Can you boil water in a KBQ? 

johnnyp

But can you boil a brisket?

Foghorn

johnnyp said:

But can you boil a brisket?

Yes.  But only if you ignore it.  A watched brisket never boils.

yljkt

johnnyp said:

But can you boil a brisket?

There are alot of ways to cook brisket, but it will never be as good as chili dogs. 

Foghorn

Also, if you boil a brisket you have to smother it in ketchup to get the flavor profile just right.  

Killit_and_Grillit

Foghorn said:

Also, if you boil a brisket you have to smother it in ketchup to get the flavor profile just right.  

Texas Meatloaf. 

I'm almost positive thats the way Franklins does it. 

Ozzie_Isaac

If I had @SGH 's money, I would go to a 3 michelin star restraunt with ketchup and salt packets from McDonalds, maybe hot sauce from taco bell, and proceed to smoother my meal with it.

SGH

Ozzie_Isaac said:

If I had @SGH 's money

You would be in the welfare line

DMW

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Ha ha. There really is nothing he won’t grill! He’s come a long way from this one. Gotta give him that. 

Legume

Even today, people get wagonloads of crap when they’re trying to be sarcastic and the public just doesn’t recognize it.  So much misunderstanding.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Legume said:

Even today, people get wagonloads of crap when they’re trying to be sarcastic and the public just doesn’t recognize it.  So much misunderstanding.

Example? 

The Cen-Tex Smoker

BigGreenCraigdotcom said:

buzd504 said:

I've tried, but I always burn it.

Burn the water??   (is that possible?)

Ha ha. 

Legume

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Legume said:

Even today, people get wagonloads of crap when they’re trying to be sarcastic and the public just doesn’t recognize it.  So much misunderstanding.

Example? 

Too many to list from my daily professional struggles and I don’t want to pollute a pristine thread like this with any recent, very public examples.  It would be a shame to lose this, like a wing of the Smithsonian burning down. 

frazzdaddy

Thanks for bumping this, good stuff.

JohnInCarolina

A classic!

JohnInCarolina

I’m not sure what’s better, the OP or where he asked if it was possible to burn water in response to @buzd504’s joke.