mangrates

BuckeyeBob

@boomer, I have been in sales for over 20 years and one of the biggest things I have learned is knowing when to shut up before you blow the sale. Every time, I think I might want to check these out, you post again sounding like an idiotic infomercial and then I feel like this is a scam. And the reason you don't seem to have any credibility is that there is no way you are selling this hard for something you have no connection to. No matter what you say.

Just my two cents though because I am also reading this for entertainment value.

rtt121

Is it possible to stop a thread from showing updates?!

Mickey

Bet this thread is still page one when I get delivery of these for the Salado EggFest in March to give out as demos and give away.

Eggcelsior

I hope so Mickey. This is one of the most entertaining threads I have seen that did not need to involve popcorn.

oldfishinglure

As long as I dont have to wear a mankini while cooking on one

henapple

Stay tuned...more to come.

Kosko

Eggcelsior said:

To the interwebs!!!

That's gotta be the SEXIEST bathing suit I've ever laid eyes on! B-)

SmokinDAWG82

That's what all those Egger's wear under their Kilts

henapple

@Kosko....you need to get out more...

Eggcelsior

Those damn Europeans! I were my speedos like a normal person. Wait, what?

AleBrewer

BuckeyeBob said:

Just my two cents though because I am also reading this for entertainment value.

This thread really has no other value at this point.....some good pics showing up now!

Boomer

BuckeyeBob said:

@boomer, I have been in sales for over 20 years and one of the biggest things I have learned is knowing when to shut up before you blow the sale. Every time, I think I might want to check these out, you post again sounding like an idiotic infomercial and then I feel like this is a scam. And the reason you don't seem to have any credibility is that there is no way you are selling this hard for something you have no connection to. No matter what you say.

Just my two cents though because I am also reading this for entertainment value.

@BuckeyeBob I have your attention enough for you to write about me, mangrate may miss payroll if you don't make a purchase... The only thing that will be missing is, your inability to flourish without the mangrates. I'm a natural born salesman, I don't do it for a living, because I have a career

Mickey

Boomer this is fun. And thank you for seeing it that way and not pulling a gun. I have been in retail sales for 44 years and there is not a product on this planet that would not love this .

IrishDevl

Thinking of dropping a discrimination lawsuit.

- Femgrate Association of America.

IrishDevl

I once started cooking a chuck shoulder using my mangrates and egg. When I opened the lid of my egg there was a perfectly cooked 50 day dry-aged Kobe ribeye steak inside. This thing works miracles. True story

Village Idiot

My teeth were dull and yellow until I ate a meal cooked on Mangrates.  Now, they are sparkling white and my breath is like an Irish spring.

EggRacer

I was an unpopular 99 pound weakling and had sand kicked in my face at the beach until I bought Mangrates. Now the bullies run away when they see me and I've become a chick magnet. All thanks to Mangrates.

IrishDevl

Whenever I go out drinking and looking to hook up I always take my mangrates. Always willing to take one for the team and hook up with the less attractive friend. The best wingman and a true team player. Thank you mangrates.

Skiddymarker

IrishDevl said:

I once started cooking a chuck shoulder using my mangrates and egg. When I opened the lid of my egg there was a perfectly cooked 50 day dry-aged Kobe ribeye steak inside. This thing works miracles. True story

This is the best, some good stuff here. 

Aviator

So where are the reviews? NOLA? Lil Steven ? others?

Sorry I am late to the party.....

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IrishDevl

My son was failing out of school, heavy into drugs and constantly getting arrested. I cooked him a hamburger using mangrates and he is now a straight A student, off the drugs and dating the Prom Queen. Thank you mangrates.

oldfishinglure

Eggucated said:

Wow, not one mention of a Ginsu Steak knife! Seems like the perfect pairing for a man grate!

I actually still own one of these classic timeless pieces and still use it. Believe it or not not it still cuts like a champ!  I may have to do a page on my blog about it! Bought it in 1991 when i was in Navy

IrishDevl

We ate all our team dinners using mangrates, until our coach thought it would be a good idea to give mangrates up as part of a team New Years resolution.

- Notre Dame Football Team.

henapple

IrishDevl said:

We ate all our team dinners using mangrates, until our coach thought it would be a good idea to give mangrates up as part of a team New Years resolution.

- Notre Dame Football Team.

Should've kept them...your men got grated.

Hi54putty

I heard that grease and grime don't stick to mangrates...out of respect.

MaskedMarvel

It's well documented that Mangrate's tears cure cancer...

...too bad Mangrate has never cried...

oldfishinglure

http://youtu.be/9J8oJ0oEN70

Not only is he the most interesting man in the world he cooks on mangrates.

CavemanCook

Loving this forum... should have joined a long time ago. I've reluctantly been bald for ten years... mangrates may be the answer!! Hallelujah!!

The Cen-Tex Smoker

If you can see mangrates, mangrates can see you. If you cannot see mangrates, you are seconds from death

SmokinDAWG82

I don't always cook on the Big Green Egg
But when I do I use my MANGRATES

Stay hungry my friends