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Don't forget Nola's wife! She sounded pretty mean. X(
Just kidding @fleurdelirious. Please forgive me. X_X___________________________________
LBGE,SBGE, and a Mini makes three......Sweet home Alabama........ Stay thirsty my friends .
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Call in the Lawn Ranger and his band, Chubby and who knows the rest.
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As long as there is booze they won't leave said area. I'm sure you could rent a crowd control fence then have a viewing area you could charge an admission fee for that and it would be like a weird reality TV show... Damn I wish I was coming.Lynnwood WA
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) Damn, I wish I was ale to make it. ... You guys have a great time. Please keep us posted on the fun and shenanigans ! Plenty of pictures pleasePROUD MEMBER OF THE WHO DAT NATION!!!!! Stuck in Dallas.......
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shtgunal3 said:Don't forget Nola's wife! She sounded pretty mean. X( Just kidding @fleurdelirious. Please forgive me. X_XMickey - the answer is bourbon, watered down or not, think of it as crowd control in a flask.Good luck, have fun and stay safe.Delta B.C. - Whiskey and steak, because no good story ever started with someone having a salad!
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If I'm not mistaken, some of these outlaw renegades are pretty good cooks. Can we make sure that some of what they cook makes it over to us civilized folk? Just tell them it is going to the local food bank or something....
XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
San Antonio, TX
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I have more guns than everyone else so I win.
I'm also a local. So there!Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here. -
Get one of these things for the creek. The threat of a fire hose blowing their skirts up will keep them at bay. Talk about balls to the wall.
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The rumblings are true. I am going to stay out until 3 am on Friday with customers at South by Southwest then do my best to wake up at 6:30am to drive to Salado for a little hair of the dog when we light the eggs, then head back to Austin for 14 hours of South by southwest. What could possibly go wrong?Hope to see all you guys there.Mickey, could you add EMT's to the Law Enforcement brigade down the road? I might give a whole new meaning to "needing fluids" if I make all this happen.PeaceTexKeepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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Tell them Mangrates is set up down steam and watch them give chase! )I know all the rules, but the rules do not know me.
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Cook nothing but bone-in's...and occasionally throw 'em a bone.Signal Mountain, TN
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J_Que said:Tell them Mangrates is set up down steam and watch them give chase! )
Funny you said that. The set that was sent to me consisted is 4 grates about 3 inch wide. I gave Travis half (2grates) and never heard a word. I guess he understood they were not to eat???? The man is tough.Salado TX & 30A FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Plus a couple Pit Boss Pellet Smokers. -
I pledge to:
Not drink too much
Smoke too many cigars
Not eat too much
Not make too much noise.
Soak naked in the hot tub
The Monday after Salado.
Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN -
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Little Steven my thought of "too much" would be more than is carried in a package store ( being the only store in town) of a 500,000 population town. If we can only hold it down to that amount I may be allowed to still live here after this party is over. That and you being cleared of all charges; true or otherwise.Salado TX & 30A FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Plus a couple Pit Boss Pellet Smokers.
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I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it...people like me. The newbie mantra. I wish Cen Tex was that pillow.Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN
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I'm glad I'm bringing my 15 y/o son. He's more mature than I am and keeps me out of trouble. I'll probably give him bail money to hold.
XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
San Antonio, TX
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Does anyone else picture Centex like that astronaut Lisa Nowak? Driving all over Texas wearing Depends while trying to "kill" some meat on an egg, or beat-up some dumb hipster at SXSW for being "too ironic".
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henapple said:I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it...people like me. The newbie mantra. I wish Cen Tex was that pillow.
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Eggcelsior said:Does anyone else picture Centex like that astronaut Lisa Nowak? Driving all over Texas wearing Depends while trying to "kill" some meat on an egg, or beat-up some dumb hipster at SXSW for being "too ironic".
centex believes in non-violent Hipster control. He has been known to wear diapers though. Have you been watching me? WeirdKeepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX -
@travis. Do you mean guns available in the arsenal or your private collection?:-)) @cen-tex. watch out for THP that sit at the top of the nears CR 237. He is a sneaky and he has one fast patrol car. ( my luck he is an egger an on the forum) For the rest I will see y'all at the fest. Thanks Mickey and SpringChicken for your hard work.Large, small and mini now Egging in Rowlett Tx
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I'm the guy with the thick framed glasses.
I believe in nonviolent control too. I just play music everyone has heard of. You may need to borrow Nola's ghetto blaster for this. -
Eggcelsior said:I'm the guy with the thick framed glasses. I believe in nonviolent control too. I just play music everyone has heard of. You may need to borrow Nola's ghetto blaster for this.
I also find if you threaten them with clothing that is not labelled "extra slim" or footwear that does not say "Chuck Taylor"on it somewhere they scurry like rats. I also keep a bic razor in my pocket.The mere threat of being clean shaven gives hipsters the willies.Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX -
For those of us that can't make it, will there be video available?A poor widows son.
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Next week's episode of "COPS" will have the recap. Remember - all suspects are innocent until proven guilty. Although, I hope law enforcement doesn't get wind of this forum; the evidence is overwhelming.bettysnephew said:For those of us that can't make it, will there be video available?
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maybe this guy can helpLarge Big Green Egg , XL Big Green Egg . BBQ Guru, Weber Kettle, Weber Q grill for road trips.
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Don't know how I missed this thread.
VI is bringing his neighbor as backup. Maybe the potential for mutually assured destruction will keep the peace. It worked through the cold war!
Here's the pic he sent to me (via mickey) of his neighbor.
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I mean on my person. From my private collectionBe careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
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You'll need a bunch of weapons to get me under control if I get there and find out it's a dry county
Please tell me I got nothin' to worry about !!
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Would I live here if it was ?Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
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