Need Salado Problem Help

Mickey

Have a couple of hundred innocent Eggers coming to Salado for a Saturday of cooking and enjoyment of Egged food. Have a very large pavilion near the edge of Salado Creek to house them. This all sounds like bless and will be except for a small band of outlaw renegades that must be segregated for the protection of the mass. My question to you is how to do this. An option would be to set them up about a quarter mile down stream and just tell them they are all that showed while having a couple of police cruisers parked very nearby. I am open to ideas. This band is made up of CenTex, Village Idiot, Little Steven, Nolaegghead, Henapple, and Travis. There has already been threats of popping a cap in someone's ass and deep stab wounds. Salado has always been so quite. Keep in mind some of these people will be wearing skirts.

shtgunal3

Don't forget Nola's wife! She sounded pretty mean. X(

Just kidding @fleurdelirious. Please forgive me. X_X

Richard Fl

Call in the Lawn Ranger and his band, Chubby and who knows the rest.

double

As long as there is booze they won't leave said area. I'm sure you could rent a crowd control fence then have a viewing area you could charge an admission fee for that and it would be like a weird reality TV show... Damn I wish I was coming.

Alton

) Damn, I wish I was ale to make it. ... You guys have a great time. Please keep us posted on the fun and shenanigans ! Plenty of pictures please

Skiddymarker

shtgunal3 said:

Don't forget Nola's wife! She sounded pretty mean. X( Just kidding @fleurdelirious. Please forgive me. X_X

She's the one with the "Lucky stabbin' knife".

Mickey - the answer is bourbon, watered down or not, think of it as crowd control in a flask. 

Good luck, have fun and stay safe. 

Foghorn

If I'm not mistaken, some of these outlaw renegades are pretty good cooks.  Can we make sure that some of what they cook makes it over to us civilized folk?  Just tell them it is going to the local food bank or something....

travisstrick

I have more guns than everyone else so I win.

I'm also a local. So there!

Eggcelsior

Get one of these things for the creek. The threat of a fire hose blowing their skirts up will keep them at bay. Talk about balls to the wall.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

The rumblings are true. I am going to stay out until 3 am on Friday with customers at South by Southwest then do my best to wake up at 6:30am to drive to Salado for a little hair of the dog when we light the eggs,  then head back to Austin for 14 hours of South by southwest. What could possibly go wrong?

Hope to see all you guys there.

Mickey, could you add EMT's to the Law Enforcement  brigade down the road? I might give a whole new meaning to "needing fluids" if I make all this happen.

Peace

Tex

J_Que

Tell them Mangrates is set up down steam and watch them give chase! )

TN_Egger

Cook nothing but bone-in's...and occasionally throw 'em a bone.

Mickey

J_Que said:

Tell them Mangrates is set up down steam and watch them give chase! )

Funny you said that. The set that was sent to me consisted is 4 grates about 3 inch wide. I gave Travis half (2grates) and never heard a word. I guess he understood they were not to eat???? The man is tough.

henapple

I pledge to:

Not drink too much
Smoke too many cigars
Not eat too much
Not make too much noise.
Soak naked in the hot tub

The Monday after Salado.

Little Steven

Define too much

Mickey

Little Steven my thought of "too much" would be more than is carried in a package store ( being the only store in town) of a 500,000 population town. If we can only hold it down to that amount I may be allowed to still live here after this party is over. That and you being cleared of all charges; true or otherwise.

henapple

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it...people like me. The newbie mantra. I wish Cen Tex was that pillow.

Foghorn

I'm glad I'm bringing my 15 y/o son. He's more mature than I am and keeps me out of trouble. I'll probably give him bail money to hold.

Eggcelsior

Does anyone else picture Centex like that astronaut Lisa Nowak? Driving all over Texas wearing Depends while trying to "kill" some meat on an egg, or beat-up some dumb hipster at SXSW for being "too ironic".

The Cen-Tex Smoker

henapple said:

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it...people like me. The newbie mantra. I wish Cen Tex was that pillow.

dude.......seriously........no

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Eggcelsior said:

Does anyone else picture Centex like that astronaut Lisa Nowak? Driving all over Texas wearing Depends while trying to "kill" some meat on an egg, or beat-up some dumb hipster at SXSW for being "too ironic".

centex believes in non-violent Hipster control. He has been known to wear diapers though. Have you been watching me? Weird

Austin Egghead

@travis. Do you mean guns available in the arsenal or your private collection?:-)) @cen-tex. watch out for THP that sit at the top of the nears CR 237. He is a sneaky and he has one fast patrol car. ( my luck he is an egger an on the forum) For the rest I will see y'all at the fest. Thanks Mickey and SpringChicken for your hard work.

Eggcelsior

I'm the guy with the thick framed glasses.

I believe in nonviolent control too. I just play music everyone has heard of. You may need to borrow Nola's ghetto blaster for this.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Eggcelsior said:

I'm the guy with the thick framed glasses. I believe in nonviolent control too. I just play music everyone has heard of. You may need to borrow Nola's ghetto blaster for this.

I also find if you threaten them with clothing that is not labelled "extra slim" or footwear that does not say "Chuck Taylor"on it somewhere they scurry like rats. I also keep a bic razor in my pocket.The mere threat of being clean shaven gives hipsters the willies.

bettysnephew

For those of us that can't make it, will there be video available?

Eggcelsior

bettysnephew said:

For those of us that can't make it, will there be video available?

Next week's episode of "COPS" will have the recap. Remember - all suspects are innocent until proven guilty. Although, I hope law enforcement doesn't get wind of this forum; the evidence is overwhelming.

bigphil

maybe this guy can help 

nolaegghead

Don't know how I missed this thread.

VI is bringing his neighbor as backup.  Maybe the potential for mutually assured destruction will keep the peace.  It worked through the cold war!

Here's the pic he sent to me (via mickey) of his neighbor.

travisstrick

I mean on my person. From my private collection

nolaegghead

You'll need a bunch of weapons to get me under control if I get there and find out it's a dry county

Please tell me I got nothin' to worry about !!

travisstrick

Would I live here if it was ?