Have a couple of hundred innocent Eggers coming to Salado for a Saturday of cooking and enjoyment of Egged food. Have a very large pavilion near the edge of Salado Creek to house them. This all sounds like bless and will be except for a small band of outlaw renegades that must be segregated for the protection of the mass. My question to you is how to do this. An option would be to set them up about a quarter mile down stream and just tell them they are all that showed while having a couple of police cruisers parked very nearby. I am open to ideas. This band is made up of CenTex, Village Idiot, Little Steven, Nolaegghead, Henapple, and Travis. There has already been threats of popping a cap in someone's ass and deep stab wounds. Salado has always been so quite. Keep in mind some of these people will be wearing skirts.
Salado TX & 30A FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now).
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Just kidding @fleurdelirious. Please forgive me. X_X
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LBGE,SBGE, and a Mini makes three......Sweet home Alabama........ Stay thirsty my friends .
If I'm not mistaken, some of these outlaw renegades are pretty good cooks. Can we make sure that some of what they cook makes it over to us civilized folk? Just tell them it is going to the local food bank or something....
XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
San Antonio, TX
I'm also a local. So there!
Funny you said that. The set that was sent to me consisted is 4 grates about 3 inch wide. I gave Travis half (2grates) and never heard a word. I guess he understood they were not to eat???? The man is tough.
Not drink too much
Smoke too many cigars
Not eat too much
Not make too much noise.
Soak naked in the hot tub
The Monday after Salado.
Steve
Caledon, ON
XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
San Antonio, TX
dude.......seriously........no
centex believes in non-violent Hipster control. He has been known to wear diapers though. Have you been watching me? Weird
I believe in nonviolent control too. I just play music everyone has heard of. You may need to borrow Nola's ghetto blaster for this.
I also find if you threaten them with clothing that is not labelled "extra slim" or footwear that does not say "Chuck Taylor"on it somewhere they scurry like rats. I also keep a bic razor in my pocket.The mere threat of being clean shaven gives hipsters the willies.
See der Rabbits, Iowa
VI is bringing his neighbor as backup. Maybe the potential for mutually assured destruction will keep the peace. It worked through the cold war!
Here's the pic he sent to me (via mickey) of his neighbor.
Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, big effin' pellet smoker, gas grill, fire pit, FireDisk, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend. Registered republican.
Please tell me I got nothin' to worry about !!
Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, big effin' pellet smoker, gas grill, fire pit, FireDisk, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend. Registered republican.