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OT: Mens Colon
Tip2Tip
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The wife is asking me for good ideas for me for Christmas. I have been using the same colon since college. I thought it might be a good time to try a new one. Anyone have any mens colon in particular they like? I don't want anything that will make the whole house smell like colon if I just walk through. Nothing that overpowering. Just something that will leave a little colon smell behind in the bed for the wife after I leave.
Oh and you can skip the recommendations about a colon that smells like BBQ. This is a serious request.
Oh and you can skip the recommendations about a colon that smells like BBQ. This is a serious request.
California
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It is spelled cologne. @SGH can clue you in on the colon.XL BGE in San Jose, CA. Also a Pit Barrel Cooker, a Cal Flame P4 gasser, and lots of toys including the first ever Flame Boss 300 in the wild. And a new Flame Boss 500.
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Fabulous post!!!
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SGH is probably getting a semi (colon) just reading this
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“The best way to execute french cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken."
- Julia child
Ogden, UT, USA
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eau de fajitaLG BGE, Weber Genesis gas, Weber 22" Kettle, Weber Smokey Joe
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Maybe Taco Bell has come out with one?"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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Don't want my house smelling like colon either.Cooking on the coast
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Yeah, if I put colon all over me I'll be attracting SGH and his ilk. No offense to him or anyone else, but that's just not my target audience.
In terms of cologne, I occasionally put on some stuff that my wife bought me. Given that she is the target audience I figure that's the safe move. With that said, I've got 3 different bottles that she bought and I don't know the names of any of them - so I'm no help to the OP.XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
San Antonio, TX
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Will the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up.
I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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I could've swored that was how you spelled it. That's what I get for smoking an entire bowl at 8am.California
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I like the smell of ass.
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Lol, good to see some things don't change. You guys are hilarious.Xl bge ,LG bge, two 4' crusher cone fire pits. Weber Genisis gasser and
Two rusty Weber kettles.
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I recommend a Dutch Oven.Tip2Tip said:Nothing that overpowering. Just something that will leave a little colon smell behind in the bed for the wife after I leave.
St Marys, Ontario, Canada LBGE -
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And there you have it!Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.
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What a time to be alive."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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Ehrmahgerd, these people vote.
“The best way to execute french cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken."
- Julia child
Ogden, UT, USA
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Can't find colon here. Anise is a great substitute.
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My girlfriend has the best colon! It smells french.Clinton, Iowa
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OMFG YES!!!! THE best Colon......... I had a Colonoscopy recently and passed with flying colors so I'd like to nominate myself. I can post pics if needed. ( strangely they pictured my anus in some lol)
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You've never been to Paris. Or maybe you have.Langner91 said:My girlfriend has the best colon! It smells french.
“The best way to execute french cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken."
- Julia child
Ogden, UT, USA
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You show your a$$ every time you post so we are good.stv8r said:OMFG YES!!!! THE best Colon......... I had a Colonoscopy recently and passed with flying colors so I'd like to nominate myself. I can post pics if needed. ( strangely they pictured my anus in some lol)Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX -
Some of them vote many times.Botch said:Ehrmahgerd, these people vote.I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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