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I’m sure I have pissed off the HOA
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Mickey
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Been in the new house in Florida for about 10 days. Decided to sell BBQ out of the garage and do poodle grooming out of the pickup in the drive. Got to pay for this place somehow. 
Salado TX & 30A FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Plus a couple Pit Boss Pellet Smokers.
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Do you perhaps own a bass boat? Asking for a friend....
Rockwall, Tx LBGE, Minimax, 22" Blackstone, Pizza Party Bollore. Cast Iron Hoarder.
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I don't see a bass boat in the side yard, so you should be good.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
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I think when i bring the couch back on the next trip and put it in the yard....TEXASBGE2018 said:Do you perhaps own a bass boat? Asking for a friend....Salado TX & 30A FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Plus a couple Pit Boss Pellet Smokers. -
You could paint your door without HOA committee color approval. Tangerine orange ought to do it.
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At least the hair is white and easy to spot in your bbq.South of Columbus, Ohio.
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If there isn't a broken appliance sitting in your yard somewhere, you don't live in Florida.
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XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP
Tampa Bay, FL
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LOL though I don’t believe your post,
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The only way I'd stand out in my neighborhood is if I was selling crack out of my garage and fighting pit bulls from my pickup bed.
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You could always have a herd of buffalo grazing on the lawn.
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The only wayGulfcoastguy said:You could always have a herd of buffalo grazing on the lawn.
A herd of two of them is about all that would fit. My front yard is about 20' x 20'. Having some of the only grass on my block, it's a very popular canine destination.
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Mess with the wrong people and they’ll also call the cops and the city in addition to the HOA. Enjoy your tickets.
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Judging by the obscured mansion in the background, the neighbors probably assume you are the help.A bison’s level of aggressiveness, both physical and passive, is legendary. - NPS
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That is awesome- I wish we were near so you could groom our newly acquired schnoodle (obviously in need)
Memphis, TN
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I recommend elevating this scenario by commencing a protracted brake job on the truck that spans days, if not weeks.Mickey said:Been in the new house in Florida for about 10 days. Decided to sell BBQ out of the garage and do poodle grooming out of the pickup in the drive. Got to pay for this place somehow. -
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Truth Carey.....you have peed on it before yourself?nolaegghead said:The only wayGulfcoastguy said:You could always have a herd of buffalo grazing on the lawn.
A herd of two of them is about all that would fit. My front yard is about 20' x 20'. Having some of the only grass on my block, it's a very popular canine destination.Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax
Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
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In the back yard....many times. Front, never...I have at least a sliver of class...northGAcock said:
Truth Carey.....you have peed on it before yourself?nolaegghead said:The only wayGulfcoastguy said:You could always have a herd of buffalo grazing on the lawn.
A herd of two of them is about all that would fit. My front yard is about 20' x 20'. Having some of the only grass on my block, it's a very popular canine destination.______________________________________________I love lamp.. -
Parked on the driveway? Better move that rig to the lawn
LBGE since June 2012
Omaha, NE
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Put it on cinderblocks. Open the hood indefinitely and roll smoke daily in the front yard. In some jorts
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EFAnolaegghead said:The only way I'd fit in in my neighborhood is if I was selling crack out of my garage and fighting pit bulls from my pickup bed. -
I bet you have 20 dogs and stated a puppy mill. Mystery meat bbq.
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Your fine its Florida
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@Mickey - you need a bumper sticker that says "This is how we Salado".#1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February 2013 • #3 Mini May 2013A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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Can’t help but laugh at this one. And no, not laughing with but...Lit said:Your fine its Florida -
The thermometer on the Minimax looks like the medical disc head thingy that doctors use.
Chris
St. Louis, MO
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I'm going to give a thumbs up to dang near any comment that includes jorts.ColbyLang said:Put it on cinderblocks. Open the hood indefinitely and roll smoke daily in the front yard. In some jortsStillwater, MN -
Just change your oil in the street and let it run down the gutter. That works every time!
Northern Colorado Egghead since 2012.
XL BGE and a KBQ.
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I roll my crawfish boiler out in the street and drain it in the gutter every time I boil. The only comments I get are "nice boiler!" Or "how many sacks will that boil?"QDude said:Just change your oil in the street and let it run down the gutter. That works every time!______________________________________________I love lamp.. -
Several years ago, at the Athens Texas Eggfest at the Texas Freshwater Marine Fisheries, they brought in a crew to boil bugs for the cooks party. They drained the boilers into the gutters. You guessed it...it drains into the stock ponds. Not sure what the total fish kill was or the dollar damage amount came out to be.nolaegghead said:
I roll my crawfish boiler out in the street and drain it in the gutter every time I boil. The only comments I get are "nice boiler!" Or "how many sacks will that boil?"QDude said:Just change your oil in the street and let it run down the gutter. That works every time!Thank you,DarianGalveston Texas
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