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If you had @SGH's money, what would you buy?

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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
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    I'd be eating philly cheese steaks with Olive Waygu A5.

    Brother Grim, if you had my money you would be selling bicycles instead of automobiles. You certainly would not be eating Waygu A5. You would be eating potted meat and bologna.  

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

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    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,357
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    I would by a pound, maybe two, of crab claws (as long as it was a day with a half off special running).

    I would also talk to Zion Williamson's parents and get him on the Mississippi Gulf Coast Community College Basketball Team.
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    EIB 6 Oct 95
  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
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    I’d buy Warren’s Corner and have brisket camp every weekend.
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
  • GrateEggspectations
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    SGH said:
    While we’re on the subject of your purchases, you really need to buy the Rockwell 6S, @SGH. It’s truly shavealicious!
    My brother, it’s simply a fantastic razor. No doubt about it. However, I have finally trained my face to hold up to the Muhle R41. There is simply no going back for me now.  I don’t even use my Merkur Future anymore. I gave it to my wife for legs and pubes. 
    Given your widely-acknowledged love of some of the neighbouring anatomy, I am surprised you have no concerns with a sharp blade in the nether regions. 
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    thetrim said:
    I would by a pound, maybe two, of crab claws (as long as it was a day with a half off special running).

    I would also talk to Zion Williamson's parents and get him on the Mississippi Gulf Coast Community College Basketball Team.
    C'mon, man, we know what you'd really buy

    Image result for robot girlfriend

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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    Def get my a-hole bleached, because, why not?  I'd have Scottie's money!
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  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 6,304
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    I would buy a boat and a pickem up truck to pull it and maybe a big brother for my medium. Then I would pay for my Aunt's and Cousins chemo therapy treatments at M.D. Anderson.
  • Wolfpack
    Wolfpack Posts: 3,551
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,357
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    thetrim said:
    I would by a pound, maybe two, of crab claws (as long as it was a day with a half off special running).

    I would also talk to Zion Williamson's parents and get him on the Mississippi Gulf Coast Community College Basketball Team.
    C'mon, man, we know what you'd really buy

    Image result for robot girlfriend

    La Machina was definitely one of those “WTF did I just watch” flicks.  And egg would go great w that house.  
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    XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP
    Tampa Bay, FL
    EIB 6 Oct 95
  • JRWhitee
    JRWhitee Posts: 5,678
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    I would buy @HeavyG a camera so he could post some cooks
                                                                
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    Large BGE 2006, Mini Max 2014, 36" Blackstone, Anova Sous Vide
    Green Man Group 
    Johns Creek, Georgia
  • flyer_egger
    flyer_egger Posts: 128
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    i'd pay some one to shove the Mueller report up your  LIBTARD  behind 
    NEPA, Med egg,
  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,357
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    Anyone buying the Devastated person a new egg and throwing in some sugar gliders?
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    XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP
    Tampa Bay, FL
    EIB 6 Oct 95
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    I would buy Ron a new keyboard without an exclamation point key.
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  • GrateEggspectations
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    I would buy Ron a new keyboard without an exclamation point key.
    Just don’t tell him about caps lock. Kanye mode is not a good look for anyone. 
  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
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    I would buy Wes Johnson. 
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    Legume said:
    I would build a decent supermarket on St. George Island
    You will, but there will still be something wrong with it.
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    dmchicago said:
    I would buy Wes Johnson. 
    to go with Yur Johnson?
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 14,627
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    Legume said:
    I would build a decent supermarket on St. George Island
    You will, but there will still be something wrong with it.
    Besides Florida?
  • TEXASBGE2018
    TEXASBGE2018 Posts: 3,831
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    Legume said:
    I would build a decent supermarket on St. George Island
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hilarious! I think tomorrow I will go to Costco and Put 1 prime brisket in my giant cart just for you. Then just to add on. I’ll cook it, put it in my fridge a week and then try to take it back.


    Rockwall, Tx    LBGE, Minimax, 22" Blackstone, Pizza Party Bollore. Cast Iron Hoarder.

  • SmokeyPitt
    SmokeyPitt Posts: 10,490
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    I would buy one of those "it's just a Ford" trucks that cost $70K


    Which came first the chicken or the egg?  I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg. 

  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
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    dmchicago said:
    I would buy Wes Johnson. 
    to go with Yur Johnson?
    And your bleached pucker. 
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 17,186
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    Legume said:
    I would build a decent supermarket on St. George Island

  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    dmchicago said:
    dmchicago said:
    I would buy Wes Johnson. 
    to go with Yur Johnson?
    And your bleached pucker. 
    It'll be like ebony and ivory...
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    I would buy a Bobcat and an Articulating Boom Lift.  I used to have the latter and it was a blast hanging out 30 feet above traffic drinking beer.  And the best sunsets.


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  • Photo Egg
    Photo Egg Posts: 12,110
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    I would finally be able to afford to eat lunch with @RRP
    Thank you,
    Darian

    Galveston Texas
  • frazzdaddy
    frazzdaddy Posts: 2,617
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    i'd buy the Carolina Panthers
    Xl bge ,LG bge, two 4' crusher cone fire pits. Weber Genisis gasser and 
    Two rusty Weber kettles. 

    Two Rivers Farm
    Moncure N.C.
  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 15,487
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    I'd hire @RRP to wash my dishes, clean my electrik razor, and iron my Oshkosh-b'Gosh Play-O-Alls.   =)
     
    I'd also pay for my '08 Tacoma's surprise 60,000-mile "scheduled maintenance" today...   :o  :o  :o  30% costlier than my premium Saab!!  
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