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What are you cooking and how are you preparing for the National Emergency?

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,717
    Only real warriors have the courage to call out other, unnamed people inside of a throwaway thread on a bbq forum from behind an anonymous account.  We will survive this invasion for sure my friends.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    I’m going to make more toast.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • TEXASBGE2018
    TEXASBGE2018 Posts: 3,831
    ColtsFan said:
    TEXASBGE2018 said:
    ColtsFan said:
    TEXASBGE2018 said:
    SemolinaPilchard said:
    Legume said:
    SemolinaPilchard said:
    Legume said:
    SemolinaPilchard said:
    stlcharcoal said:





    =)
    I can live with that. LOL

    Sure, but why do we have to?
    You whiners always say if the ones that don't like the political threads don't like it, don't read them. Why do you read my posts? Sounds like self abuse. Are you a masochist?
    Me - whiner?  That’s funny.  I don’t think you can ascribe any of what you generalized above to me.  I can’t imagine anyone really likes getting characterized as an arsehole, but I get it, best defense is to say I don’t care, I can live with it, you people don’t bother me, it’s just a forum, I coulda been somebody, do you know who I am, and on and on.  It’s fine, lump everyone that doesn’t appreciate you together in one group, it’s easier to swallow that way.
    Perhaps you are correct. I have not been keeping a scorecard of who exactly has been whining. However, there are many on here who love talking politics, and when someone that does not like that mentions it, they are told to scroll past. If you do not want to read my comments, scroll on past. Many people are now unhappy because the buffalo says no more political talk. To any and all that have a problem with that, deal with it. I get a kick out of the way some people on this forum think it is their forum, not unlike the way people feel the local sports team is their team. This forum is no more yours than Kroger, Ralphs, or Publix is your supermarket. 
    Just remember you are trying to play in THEIR sandbox Semolina. When you say something they don’t like they are gonna try and destroy you. Also remember that we are all dorks on an Internet forum about a grill. Some just feel they need to try and one up others because it makes them feel like they actually matter in this world. When in reality they don’t.
    Who are these "they" that you speak of?


    We all know who I am talking about.
    That's kind of like when SWMBO says "you know what you did".


    Come on man. Don’t play dumb. Everyone on here knows who the same 5-10 instigators are on here every day. One of them likes to passive-aggressively disagree with all my posts. Probably will this one too.


    Rockwall, Tx    LBGE, Minimax, 22" Blackstone, Pizza Party Bollore. Cast Iron Hoarder.

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  • GoldenQ
    GoldenQ Posts: 590
    The emergency will start in few years when automation takes all the low skilled jobs and farm workers plus others are not needed.  Then there will be a large problem since there will not be jobs for them as well as many U.S. citizens and the gov can't take care of all.
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  • TEXASBGE2018
    TEXASBGE2018 Posts: 3,831
    GoldenQ said:
    The emergency will start in few years when automation takes all the low skilled jobs and farm workers plus others are not needed.  Then there will be a large problem since there will not be jobs for them as well as many U.S. citizens and the gov can't take care of all.
    That’s when the real fun starts.


    Rockwall, Tx    LBGE, Minimax, 22" Blackstone, Pizza Party Bollore. Cast Iron Hoarder.

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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    I don't remember the Sherry James thing.  Got a link?
     
    I do remember this being brought up before, I'm thinking this has something to do with Focker.
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Only real warriors have the courage to call out other, unnamed people inside of a throwaway thread on a bbq forum from behind an anonymous account.  We will survive this invasion for sure my friends.
    If that’s from Lebowski again, I don’t think you quoted it right.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,380
    edited February 2019
    I'm dusting off my collection of tuna recipes. I've still got about a thousand cans of tuna left over from that last "real" national emergency - Y2K.
    Hope to also survive this one and see you all on the other side.
    Vaya con Dios!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    edited February 2019
    So I'm thinking about venturing out in the badlands and running the gauntlet to get some provisions from the local grocery store.  Scary, but they have a sale so I feel I must take the risk because the $0.99/lb turkey breasts cannot be ignored.

    Should I take the fast delicate Porsche or the rugged durable Dodge truck?  Also, guns to fend off caravans, rapist, murderers, MS13, socialists, etc....9mm ok?  Or should I go with long gun with extended magazines?  5.56mm?  16 vs 30 per clip....
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,717
    Legume said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Only real warriors have the courage to call out other, unnamed people inside of a throwaway thread on a bbq forum from behind an anonymous account.  We will survive this invasion for sure my friends.
    If that’s from Lebowski again, I don’t think you quoted it right.
    The Lebowski quote that applies best to this thread is the following:


    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • JethroVA
    JethroVA Posts: 1,251
    @nolaegghead I'd go with use of your largest clips since they will likely be illegal soon.  I'm hearing max of 10 is going to be the magic number. 
    Richmond and Mathews County, VA. Large BGE, Weber gas, little Weber charcoal. Vintage ManGrates. Little reddish portable kamado that shall remain nameless here.  Very Extremely Stable Genius. 
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  • g8golfer
    g8golfer Posts: 1,025
    What are we going to do if the democrats try to take away our meat? Now that would be a national emergency. 
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    JethroVA said:
    @nolaegghead I'd go with use of your largest clips since they will likely be illegal soon.  I'm hearing max of 10 is going to be the magic number. 
    10!?  How will be hunt?!
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    g8golfer said:
    What are we going to do if the democrats try to take away our meat? Now that would be a national emergency. 
    They will have to pry my meat from my cold dead hands
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    (but while they're doing that, they certainly could give it a few courtesy strokes...)
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,717
    g8golfer said:
    What are we going to do if the democrats try to take away our meat? Now that would be a national emergency. 
    If the GOP couldn’t  manage to build a wall along the southern border when they controlled the White House and both houses of Congress, I wouldn’t worry too much.  AOC won’t be grabbing your meat anytime soon.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,717
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    I like to read threads backwards and see if I can guess who wrote what.
    That sounds like it would be something akin to playing Beatles records backwards. Sounds like fun in theory, but in practice it’s just a bunch of bullish!t.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    I like to read threads backwards and see if I can guess who wrote what.
    Isaac Ozzie.....that was fun. 
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • g8golfer
    g8golfer Posts: 1,025
    JohnInCarolina said:
    g8golfer said:
    What are we going to do if the democrats try to take away our meat? Now that would be a national emergency. 
    If the GOP couldn’t  manage to build a wall along the southern border when they controlled the White House and both houses of Congress, I wouldn’t worry too much.  AOC won’t be grabbing your meat anytime soon.  
    I would let her if she wanted to grab it JIC. Just curious what do you think about AOC? 
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,663
    How fast would you have to be going for every star to look like the streaks in Star Wars or Star Trek when they are traveling between star systems?

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,165
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    How fast would you have to be going for every star to look like the streaks in Star Wars or Star Trek when they are traveling between star systems?
    That’s a question for the Space Force 
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  • frazzdaddy
    frazzdaddy Posts: 2,617
    nolaegghead said:
    So I'm thinking about venturing out in the badlands and running the gauntlet to get some provisions from the local grocery store.  Scary, but they have a sale so I feel I must take the risk because the $0.99/lb turkey breasts cannot be ignored.

    Should I take the fast delicate Porsche or the rugged durable Dodge truck?  Also, guns to fend off caravans, rapist, murderers, MS13, socialists, etc....9mm ok?  Or should I go with long gun with extended magazines?  5.56mm?  16 vs 30 per clip....
    9mm,AR and a street sweeper. Grab some gold for barter as cash is garbage by now
    Xl bge ,LG bge, two 4' crusher cone fire pits. Weber Genisis gasser and 
    Two rusty Weber kettles. 

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  • Eoin
    Eoin Posts: 4,304
    GoldenQ said:
    The emergency will start in few years when automation takes all the low skilled jobs and farm workers plus others are not needed.  Then there will be a large problem since there will not be jobs for them as well as many U.S. citizens and the gov can't take care of all.
    That has been said so many times in the past.
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,717
    g8golfer said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    g8golfer said:
    What are we going to do if the democrats try to take away our meat? Now that would be a national emergency. 
    If the GOP couldn’t  manage to build a wall along the southern border when they controlled the White House and both houses of Congress, I wouldn’t worry too much.  AOC won’t be grabbing your meat anytime soon.  
    I would let her if she wanted to grab it JIC. Just curious what do you think about AOC? 
    I think she’s an amazing dancer.  Aside from that, I don’t think she deserves anywhere near the amount of attention she’s getting, from Republicans or Democrats.  Wake me when she’s actually passed a bill with her name on it.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • HogFather
    HogFather Posts: 264
    We don’t need no stinking rules!
    Fighting off the trolls 1 by 1
    Large Egg

    Pig, KY 
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,663
    JohnInCarolina said:
    This might actually be the best Lebowski quote for this thread:


    That is really one of the best quotes for all situations.  Its like the Salt&Pepper of quotes.  It always works.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,360
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    This might actually be the best Lebowski quote for this thread:


    That is really one of the best quotes for all situations.  Its like the Salt&Pepper of quotes.  It always works.
    Sure wish I could enforce it with the GS-15s where I work, that would be nice!  

    “I'll have what she's having."  

        -Rob Reiner's mother!   

    Ogden, UT, USA

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  • GrateEggspectations
    GrateEggspectations Posts: 11,572
    No national emergency here. I’m in Canada. 


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