What are you cooking and how are you preparing for the National Emergency?

nolaegghead

Ozzie_Isaac said:

sorry, I forgot .... we want Fat and Acid, not facts and data.

I think I will be making sphagetti.

Exactly.  Get with the program, fool.

nolaegghead

MNEggerandStuff said:

Well, the banning by the buffalo will be deserved and I will support it.  Might as well make a thread with pictures of of your naked penis.

You seem like you have some problems with the validity of the power structure in Washington and you're sublimating your lack of masculinity with me on this thread.   I would suggest professional help as I'm not qualified to give advice to (redacted) like you.

JohnInCarolina

MNEggerandStuff said:

Might as well make a thread with pictures of of your naked penis.

Would it be the first one you’ve seen?

g8golfer

I think we might do some tacos or mexican food to celebrate. 

DoubleEgger

National Emergency = Waffle House 

paqman

MNEggerandStuff said:

Well, the banning by the buffalo will be deserved and I will support it.  Might as well make a thread with pictures of of your naked penis.

banning someone for starting a burger thread?  steaks are better but a burger from time to time is nice!

JRWhitee

DoubleEgger said:

National Emergency = Waffle House 

Take your gun

JohnInCarolina

JRWhitee said:

DoubleEgger said:

National Emergency = Waffle House 

Take your gun

Yep.  Waffle Houses are the new OK Corral.

Eoin

stlcharcoal said:

1911Man said:

thetrim said:

I always have a locked and loaded AR-15 under my desk just in case.

Got a loaded Magpul D60, plus a few 30's loaded up in 5.56. Got my 40 round PMag with some 300 Blackout DRT's to feed the pistol. All can be grabbed within seconds. Living in Free 'Murica (with no kids) means I don't have to segregate my companions.

Go old school w/ 50 & 100rnd drums

BBQ and guns, great combo. Unfortunately, we don't get to play with guns over here, apart from @CPFC1905 who shoots bad guys for a living.

nolaegghead

MNEggerandStuff said:

Well, the banning by the buffalo will be deserved and I will support it.  Might as well make a thread with pictures of of your naked penis.

Your promotion of pornography on this family forum will not be tolerated, sir.  I insist your hatred of America and our values be removed from said forum and you cease and desist all antithetical views to our way of life and focus on helping your fellow egg head.  

I looked at your history and you have offered nothing to this forum, yet have asked everything. I have held 4 egg festivals and I have a house open to all, of every political and religious persuasion, and have given sound advice to people on at least 4 occasions on this very forum.

Shame on you.

lkapigian

nolaegghead said:

MNEggerandStuff said:

Well, the banning by the buffalo will be deserved and I will support it.  Might as well make a thread with pictures of of your naked penis.

You seem like you have some problems with the validity of the power structure in Washington and you're sublimating your lack of masculinity with me on this thread.   I would suggest professional help as I'm not qualified to give advice to cucks like you.

I think you need to work some Marrow into the Brisket Grind

Pelsosi should open her home in a Show of Unity against the emergency 

Botch

nolaegghead said:
I definitely see the effect of my wind, especially in elevators. 

Back when I was a shiny new Lieutenant, and possessed violently stronger intestinal flora, I took great pleasure in "crop-dusting" cubicle farms, pausing before exiting to hear the wave of "Ewww!" emanating from my cube's location, towards the door.  
Sorry, off-topic.  I will be trying a new chicken dish on the Large today, stand by.  

Ozzie_Isaac

JRWhitee said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

sorry, I forgot .... we want Fat and Acid, not facts and data.

I think I will be making spaghetti.

FTFY

Thank you.  I knew it had an "h" just didn't know where to put it.

fiber_induced_deuce

nolaegghead said:

dmchicago said:

“You ought to know not to stand by the window....”

What thickness of steel plate can I line my walls with to stop the scourge?  1/4" seems too thin, maybe 1/2"?

Also, burger thickness....any thoughts?

No need for expensive plate when slats will do just fine.

DoubleEgger

nolaegghead said:

MNEggerandStuff said:

Well, the banning by the buffalo will be deserved and I will support it.  Might as well make a thread with pictures of of your naked penis.

Your promotion of pornography on this family forum will not be tolerated, sir.  I insist your hatred of America and our values be removed from said forum and you cease and desist all antithetical views to our way of life and focus on helping your fellow egg head.  

I looked at your history and you have offered nothing to this forum, yet have asked everything. I have held 4 egg festivals and I have a house open to all, of every political and religious persuasion, and have given sound advice to people on at least 4 occasions on this very forum.

Shame on you.

I thought JIC was the one that hated America. I’m confused. 

nolaegghead

fiber_induced_deuce said:

nolaegghead said:

dmchicago said:

“You ought to know not to stand by the window....”

What thickness of steel plate can I line my walls with to stop the scourge?  1/4" seems too thin, maybe 1/2"?

Also, burger thickness....any thoughts?

No need for expensive plate when slats will do just fine.

The hilarity of your forum name, and the presumed unlikeliness it was approved against all odds is noted.

alaskanassasin

JRWhitee

stlcharcoal said:

1911Man said:

thetrim said:

I always have a locked and loaded AR-15 under my desk just in case.

Got a loaded Magpul D60, plus a few 30's loaded up in 5.56. Got my 40 round PMag with some 300 Blackout DRT's to feed the pistol. All can be grabbed within seconds. Living in Free 'Murica (with no kids) means I don't have to segregate my companions.

Go old school w/ 50 & 100rnd drums

That is a well prepared man right there.

JohnInCarolina

fiber_induced_deuce said:

nolaegghead said:

dmchicago said:

“You ought to know not to stand by the window....”

What thickness of steel plate can I line my walls with to stop the scourge?  1/4" seems too thin, maybe 1/2"?

Also, burger thickness....any thoughts?

No need for expensive plate when slats will do just fine.

Welcome to the forum pal!

Botch

I looked up "pederast" on my laptop's dictionary, and it is defined as "A man who practices pederasty".  That was not helpful.  
 
It also must be pointed out that "The Ice Weasels" WBAGNFARB.  

stlcharcoal

Eoin said:

stlcharcoal said:

1911Man said:

thetrim said:

I always have a locked and loaded AR-15 under my desk just in case.

Got a loaded Magpul D60, plus a few 30's loaded up in 5.56. Got my 40 round PMag with some 300 Blackout DRT's to feed the pistol. All can be grabbed within seconds. Living in Free 'Murica (with no kids) means I don't have to segregate my companions.

Go old school w/ 50 & 100rnd drums

BBQ and guns, great combo. Unfortunately, we don't get to play with guns over here, apart from @CPFC1905 who shoots bad guys for a living.

About 600 of them almost made it over that direction.  In 1921, US Customs raided a ship bound for Dublin and seized them (a young J. Edgar Hoover was in charge of the investigation.)  I don't remember the whole story, but an Auto-Ordnance executive (using an alias) had sold them to the IRA for $225 a piece.  In the 30's when Hoover became director of the FBI, those 600 guns eventually went to the "G-men".  A few actually made their way to Ireland via Chicago mobsters and the Irish football team.  Crazy stuff.

If you ever get to Las Vegas, the Mob Museum in the old post office downtown has actual brick wall from the St. Valentine's day massacre in Chicago in 1929.

Legume

I am a peaceful man that, in times of crisis, just plan on hanging my neighbors out to dry.  

When news of the invading horde first appeared, I quickly hit all of the local thrift shops and bought all the used toasters I could find.  It took me a month in my basement workshop to modify them all, but I know have a stockpile of toast with images of Jesus and Our Lady of Guadalupe to divert them toward my neighbors houses.  

If you want to find me, do NOT follow the breadcrumbs.

THEBuckeye

Two Letters....

A A 

1911Man

stlcharcoal said:

1911Man said:

thetrim said:

I always have a locked and loaded AR-15 under my desk just in case.

Got a loaded Magpul D60, plus a few 30's loaded up in 5.56. Got my 40 round PMag with some 300 Blackout DRT's to feed the pistol. All can be grabbed within seconds. Living in Free 'Murica (with no kids) means I don't have to segregate my companions.

Go old school w/ 50 & 100rnd drums

I only have three 1911's right now... One needs a new barrel (WWII surplus converted into an IPSC race gun by my father), my FrankenPara and the DE1911C. I have standard capacity mags for the FrankenPara (16 round with the +2 pads added) plus some 10 rounders for the two other 1911's. Need to finish off my AR10 rifle build and get rolling on the AR10 pistol build (trying to decide if I'll go with the 10.5" or 12.5" barrel). Also waiting for the smith to get back to me for when he can machine the slide on the FrankenPara and install the TruGlo Novak LoMount sights on it (tritium/fiber).

JohnInCarolina

THEBuckeye said:

Two Letters....

A A 

Here's four letters: FIFO

stlcharcoal

1911Man said:

stlcharcoal said:

1911Man said:

thetrim said:

I always have a locked and loaded AR-15 under my desk just in case.

Got a loaded Magpul D60, plus a few 30's loaded up in 5.56. Got my 40 round PMag with some 300 Blackout DRT's to feed the pistol. All can be grabbed within seconds. Living in Free 'Murica (with no kids) means I don't have to segregate my companions.

Go old school w/ 50 & 100rnd drums

I only have three 1911's right now... One needs a new barrel (WWII surplus converted into an IPSC race gun by my father), my FrankenPara and the DE1911C. I have standard capacity mags for the FrankenPara (16 round with the +2 pads added) plus some 10 rounders for the two other 1911's. Need to finish off my AR10 rifle build and get rolling on the AR10 pistol build (trying to decide if I'll go with the 10.5" or 12.5" barrel). Also waiting for the smith to get back to me for when he can machine the slide on the FrankenPara and install the TruGlo Novak LoMount sights on it (tritium/fiber).

1911's are something I know nothing about.  I had a Kimber Ultra Carry II CT for a short while.....nice gun, incredible machining, just wasn't for me.

I'd really like to get a WWI or WWII-era Colt that's correct for collecting purposes.  I was excited when the CMP got all the 1911's because I thought I could get a few mix-matches ones, but then they went nuts on the price and transfer process.  So, I've got a lot of learning to do.....might be better to just get one from a Rock Island auction so I know what I'm getting is legit.  How about that Singer one that sold a few years ago for $400K-something???  haha

johnmitchell

I just woke the wife... Said I need to get leg over... End times..... Geez and she agreed... 

FlyOverCountry

I think you people are making lite of a serious situation at the border.  I am glad Trump is our President an that he is doing something about the caravans an all of the womens getting duck taped up jus like in that Sicario movie.  Finally we have a President with the ballsack to do what needs to be done.  Also Saturday nite live should have its name changed to Sunday Morning Dead cuz it sucks so bad.

DMW

I have ventured out during this frightening time. I have arrived at Kohl’s to purchase some clothes. 

Wish me well. 

SemolinaPilchard

JohnInCarolina said:

SemolinaPilchard said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Like the President, I have no idea who this lady is, but she sure seems upset!

At least when you quote someone, the word pederast is used correctly. Which public figure was it that you referred to as a pederast, but that pervert was into little girls?

I was quoting the Big Lebowski.  My apologies for it not being a perfect reference.  Now please go back to gluing your dentures back into that socket you call a pie hole.

The comment you made was nothing close to Walter's comment in the movie. It was not said by the guy in the movie, it was said by the Nerd in Carolina.