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ColtsFan
ColtsFan Posts: 6,338
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So SWMBO and I are at complete ends of the spectrum when it comes to food/mind/body/soul.

She's a lot more "in touch" with her body. Eats clean, practices yoga, the whole zen mantra thing. 

And me, well.... Give me another beer, bourbon and burger. I'd pass out if I tried a downward dog.

Anyways. "Allegedly" I agreed to do a 3 day juice cleanse with her. 

Today we received 2 big boxes. This is the contents of one. 6 bottles a day for 3 days. 

Think we're starting next week. 

It was nice knowing y'all

~ John - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
XL BGE, LG BGE, KJ Jr, PK Original, Ardore Pizza Oven, King Disc 
Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

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  • StillH2OEgger
    StillH2OEgger Posts: 3,746
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    Good luck, but I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
    Stillwater, MN
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  • Cornholio
    Cornholio Posts: 1,047
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    Aren’t you supposed to drink that stuff sooner than later?  Like within 24-48 hours.. 

    I force myself to drink a juice from our cafe at work every morning and it’s gross.  Celery, spinach, kale, apple, lime, beets and ginger.  I feel like it does my liver a favor though and I celebrate with a beer or 5 after work.   
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  • JohnnyTarheel
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    Don’t stray to far from bathroom!!!!!
    Charlotte, NC - Large BGE 2014, Maverick ET 733, Thermopen, Nest, Platesetter, Woo2 and Extender w/Grid, Kick Ash Basket, Pizza Stone, SS Smokeware Cap, Blackstone 36"
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 15,471
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    You'll never make it with all that temptation on your second shelf (plus, you have a second carton to unload).  PMing you my address, I'll pay postage.   ;)
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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,345
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    Too bad we're not born with a natural system to remove wastes from our bodies.

    Oh wait...
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • ColtsFan
    ColtsFan Posts: 6,338
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    Cornholio said:
    Aren’t you supposed to drink that stuff sooner than later?  Like within 24-48 hours.. 

    I force myself to drink a juice from our cafe at work every morning and it’s gross.  Celery, spinach, kale, apple, lime, beets and ginger.  I feel like it does my liver a favor though and I celebrate with a beer or 5 after work.   
    If not frozen need to consume within 4 days  Otherwise freeze and thaw day before use
    ~ John - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
    XL BGE, LG BGE, KJ Jr, PK Original, Ardore Pizza Oven, King Disc 
    Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

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  • Jeremiah
    Jeremiah Posts: 6,412
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    Oh hell no. 
    Slumming it in Aiken, SC. 
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,164
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    You need to hall @ss out of there!
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • lkapigian
    lkapigian Posts: 10,760
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    https://youtu.be/Ku42Iszh9KM
    Visalia, Ca @lkapigian
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  • RRP
    RRP Posts: 25,888
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    What a crime scene that is! All space which should hold a lot of beer and several sub-primals of aging beef! Better call the cops!
    Re-gasketing America one yard at a time.
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  • dharley
    dharley Posts: 377
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    All things in moderation, brother. Three days of self denial while force feeding yourself that sh!t while giving yourself, well, the sh!ts, is not moderation. 
    LBGE, PSWOO, 36" Blackstone, MasterBuilt smoke box- Playing with fire in Three Rivers, MI

    My '23 & Me' said I'm 2/3 bacon and 1/3 Red Blooded American

    USMC Veteran

    Always do sober what you said you would drunk, that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.  -EH
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 15,471
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    Cornholio said:
    I force myself to drink a juice from our cafe at work every morning and it’s gross.  Celery, spinach, kale, apple, lime, beets and ginger.     
    Get them to drop the beets, and that'd be delicious.  Sorry, I like juices.  
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  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
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    LIsten....I get it.

    I put cheese on my grouper sandwich to make my wife happy, you blow out your bowels with nasty juice to make yours happy.

    It's practically the same thing. 
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

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    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
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  • Biggreenpharmacist
    Biggreenpharmacist Posts: 4,341
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    Little Rock, AR

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  • Cornholio
    Cornholio Posts: 1,047
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    Botch said:
    Cornholio said:
    I force myself to drink a juice from our cafe at work every morning and it’s gross.  Celery, spinach, kale, apple, lime, beets and ginger.     
    Get them to drop the beets, and that'd be delicious.  Sorry, I like juices.  
    Beets clean the liver though.. I actually have them add the beets and ginger.  
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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 32,337
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    And we're not talking colonoscopy here...right??  
    I learned about cleansing ales from the Aussies- a better option for sure.
    Gotta admit that if I found myself in this trick sack I would not offer it to a Q forum.  Good luck!
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
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  • ColtsFan
    ColtsFan Posts: 6,338
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    lousubcap said:
    And we're not talking colonoscopy here...right??  
    I learned about cleansing ales from the Aussies- a better option for sure.
    Gotta admit that if I found myself in this trick sack I would not offer it to a Q forum.  Good luck!
    Lol.. I can handle the expected ribbing from posting this. 

    I just want y'all to be aware in case I go MIA sometime after next week. ;) 
    ~ John - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
    XL BGE, LG BGE, KJ Jr, PK Original, Ardore Pizza Oven, King Disc 
    Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

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  • Eggcelsior
    Eggcelsior Posts: 14,414
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    It’s a lot cheaper to just each a bunch of grapes for the same effect.
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  • Spaightlabs
    Spaightlabs Posts: 2,349
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    The only thing juice cleanses is your wallet. 

    Crock of shite with no medical basis.

    enjoy
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  • TN_Egger
    TN_Egger Posts: 1,120
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    Signal Mountain, TN
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  • GrillSgt
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    RRP said:
    What a crime scene that is! All space which should hold a lot of beer and several sub-primals of aging beef! Better call the cops!
    Pretty sure that’s a freezer, no beer. 
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  • mlc2013
    mlc2013 Posts: 988
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    way to commit my wife asked me to that once and I followed up with a no problem lll do it what ever makes you happy. and she was so excited and said really and I said hell no. Full disclosure it was a hell of a cleanse. I felt not a bit different after it except for hunger and was very very weak and irritable and im not just talking about my but. 
    Good Luck
    Long Island NY    
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  • Botch
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    Eggcelsior said:
    It’s a lot cheaper to just each a bunch of grapes for the same effect.
    Preferably, frozen.  Especially in this heat!  
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 19,042
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    Will it boil in the egg?
    A bison’s level of aggressiveness, both physical and passive, is legendary. - NPS
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  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,458
    edited July 2018
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    I’d plead ignorance.  Then I’d document my deuces with photos and show her as proof that I’m all cleaned out. 
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  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,458
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    Also, is there a downward facing doggy style?  Asking for a friend. 
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