OT* Allegedly OT*

ColtsFan

So SWMBO and I are at complete ends of the spectrum when it comes to food/mind/body/soul.

She's a lot more "in touch" with her body. Eats clean, practices yoga, the whole zen mantra thing. 

And me, well.... Give me another beer, bourbon and burger. I'd pass out if I tried a downward dog.

Anyways. "Allegedly" I agreed to do a 3 day juice cleanse with her. 

Today we received 2 big boxes. This is the contents of one. 6 bottles a day for 3 days. 

Think we're starting next week. 

It was nice knowing y'all

StillH2OEgger

Good luck, but I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

WeberWho

Can you at least mix some vodka in it?

Cornholio

Aren’t you supposed to drink that stuff sooner than later?  Like within 24-48 hours.. 

I force myself to drink a juice from our cafe at work every morning and it’s gross.  Celery, spinach, kale, apple, lime, beets and ginger.  I feel like it does my liver a favor though and I celebrate with a beer or 5 after work.   

blasting

So if I ever see a guy at an egg fest sporting yoga pants, I'll be sure to say hello.

Jk 

JohnnyTarheel

Don’t stray to far from bathroom!!!!!

Botch

You'll never make it with all that temptation on your second shelf (plus, you have a second carton to unload).  PMing you my address, I'll pay postage.  

HeavyG

Too bad we're not born with a natural system to remove wastes from our bodies.

Oh wait...

ColtsFan

Cornholio said:

Aren’t you supposed to drink that stuff sooner than later?  Like within 24-48 hours.. 

I force myself to drink a juice from our cafe at work every morning and it’s gross.  Celery, spinach, kale, apple, lime, beets and ginger.  I feel like it does my liver a favor though and I celebrate with a beer or 5 after work.   

If not frozen need to consume within 4 days  Otherwise freeze and thaw day before use

Jeremiah

Oh hell no. 

northGAcock

You need to hall @ss out of there!

lkapigian

https://youtu.be/Ku42Iszh9KM

RRP

What a crime scene that is! All space which should hold a lot of beer and several sub-primals of aging beef! Better call the cops!

jeffwit

Don’t trust a fart. 

dharley

All things in moderation, brother. Three days of self denial while force feeding yourself that sh!t while giving yourself, well, the sh!ts, is not moderation. 

Botch

Cornholio said:

I force myself to drink a juice from our cafe at work every morning and it’s gross.  Celery, spinach, kale, apple, lime, beets and ginger.     

Get them to drop the beets, and that'd be delicious.  Sorry, I like juices.  

dmchicago

LIsten....I get it.

I put cheese on my grouper sandwich to make my wife happy, you blow out your bowels with nasty juice to make yours happy.

It's practically the same thing. 

Biggreenpharmacist

Cornholio

Botch said:

Cornholio said:

I force myself to drink a juice from our cafe at work every morning and it’s gross.  Celery, spinach, kale, apple, lime, beets and ginger.     

Get them to drop the beets, and that'd be delicious.  Sorry, I like juices.  

Beets clean the liver though.. I actually have them add the beets and ginger.  

lousubcap

And we're not talking colonoscopy here...right??  
I learned about cleansing ales from the Aussies- a better option for sure.
Gotta admit that if I found myself in this trick sack I would not offer it to a Q forum.  Good luck!

ColtsFan

lousubcap said:

And we're not talking colonoscopy here...right??  
I learned about cleansing ales from the Aussies- a better option for sure.
Gotta admit that if I found myself in this trick sack I would not offer it to a Q forum.  Good luck!

Lol.. I can handle the expected ribbing from posting this. 

I just want y'all to be aware in case I go MIA sometime after next week.  

Eggcelsior

It’s a lot cheaper to just each a bunch of grapes for the same effect.

Spaightlabs

The only thing juice cleanses is your wallet. 

Crock of shite with no medical basis.

enjoy

TN_Egger

GrillSgt

RRP said:

What a crime scene that is! All space which should hold a lot of beer and several sub-primals of aging beef! Better call the cops!

Pretty sure that’s a freezer, no beer. 

mlc2013

way to commit my wife asked me to that once and I followed up with a no problem lll do it what ever makes you happy. and she was so excited and said really and I said hell no. Full disclosure it was a hell of a cleanse. I felt not a bit different after it except for hunger and was very very weak and irritable and im not just talking about my but. 
Good Luck

DoubleEgger

jeffwit said:

Don’t trust a fart. 

Botch

Eggcelsior said:

It’s a lot cheaper to just each a bunch of grapes for the same effect.

Preferably, frozen.  Especially in this heat!  

Ozzie_Isaac

Will it boil in the egg?

theyolksonyou

I’d plead ignorance.  Then I’d document my deuces with photos and show her as proof that I’m all cleaned out. 

theyolksonyou

Also, is there a downward facing doggy style?  Asking for a friend.