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OT* Allegedly OT*

ColtsFanColtsFan Posts: 2,127
So SWMBO and I are at complete ends of the spectrum when it comes to food/mind/body/soul.

She's a lot more "in touch" with her body. Eats clean, practices yoga, the whole zen mantra thing. 

And me, well.... Give me another beer, bourbon and burger. I'd pass out if I tried a downward dog.

Anyways. "Allegedly" I agreed to do a 3 day juice cleanse with her. 

Today we received 2 big boxes. This is the contents of one. 6 bottles a day for 3 days. 

Think we're starting next week. 

It was nice knowing y'all

Two large BGE, KJ Jr, 36" Blackstone, FlameBoss 300
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  • StillH2OEggerStillH2OEgger Posts: 2,002
    Good luck, but I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
    Stillwater, MN
  • CornholioCornholio Posts: 254
    Aren’t you supposed to drink that stuff sooner than later?  Like within 24-48 hours.. 

    I force myself to drink a juice from our cafe at work every morning and it’s gross.  Celery, spinach, kale, apple, lime, beets and ginger.  I feel like it does my liver a favor though and I celebrate with a beer or 5 after work.   
    Orange, CA - LBGE
  • JohnnyTarheelJohnnyTarheel Posts: 5,293
    Don’t stray to far from bathroom!!!!!
    Charlotte, NC - Large BGE 2014, Maverick ET 733, Thermopen, Nest, Platesetter, Woo2 and Extender w/Grid, Kick Ash Basket, Pizza Stone, SS Smokeware Cap, Blackstone 36"
  • BotchBotch Posts: 6,709
    You'll never make it with all that temptation on your second shelf (plus, you have a second carton to unload).  PMing you my address, I'll pay postage.   ;)
    _____________________________________________
     
    Live fast, die young, and leave a well-marbled corpse.  
     
    Ogden, Utard.  
  • HeavyGHeavyG Posts: 5,306
    Too bad we're not born with a natural system to remove wastes from our bodies.

    Oh wait...
    Camped out in the (757/804)
  • ColtsFanColtsFan Posts: 2,127
    Cornholio said:
    Aren’t you supposed to drink that stuff sooner than later?  Like within 24-48 hours.. 

    I force myself to drink a juice from our cafe at work every morning and it’s gross.  Celery, spinach, kale, apple, lime, beets and ginger.  I feel like it does my liver a favor though and I celebrate with a beer or 5 after work.   
    If not frozen need to consume within 4 days  Otherwise freeze and thaw day before use
    Two large BGE, KJ Jr, 36" Blackstone, FlameBoss 300
    Follow me on Instagram @ hoosier_egger
    Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!
  • JeremiahJeremiah Posts: 5,983
    Oh hell no. 
    Slumming it in Aiken, SC. 
  • northGAcocknorthGAcock Posts: 10,875
    You need to hall @ss out of there!
    Columbia, South Carolina with a Medium, MiniMax & a 17" Blackstone

    “Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.”
  • lkapigianlkapigian Posts: 3,700
    Visalia, Ca
  • RRPRRP Posts: 22,363
    What a crime scene that is! All space which should hold a lot of beer and several sub-primals of aging beef! Better call the cops!
    L, M, S, &  Mini
    And oh yes...also a 17" BlackStone gas fired griddle! 
    Ron
    Dunlap, IL
    Re- gasketing AMERICA one yard at a time!
  • dharleydharley Posts: 194
    All things in moderation, brother. Three days of self denial while force feeding yourself that sh!t while giving yourself, well, the sh!ts, is not moderation. 
    Second hand LBGE with New PSWOO, 36" Blackstone- Playing with fire in Three Rivers, MI

    Always do sober what you said you would drunk, that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.  -EH
  • BotchBotch Posts: 6,709
    Cornholio said:
    I force myself to drink a juice from our cafe at work every morning and it’s gross.  Celery, spinach, kale, apple, lime, beets and ginger.     
    Get them to drop the beets, and that'd be delicious.  Sorry, I like juices.  
    _____________________________________________
     
    Live fast, die young, and leave a well-marbled corpse.  
     
    Ogden, Utard.  
  • dmchicagodmchicago Posts: 1,293
    LIsten....I get it.

    I put cheese on my grouper sandwich to make my wife happy, you blow out your bowels with nasty juice to make yours happy.

    It's practically the same thing. 
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • Little Rock, AR

  • CornholioCornholio Posts: 254
    edited July 10
    Botch said:
    Cornholio said:
    I force myself to drink a juice from our cafe at work every morning and it’s gross.  Celery, spinach, kale, apple, lime, beets and ginger.     
    Get them to drop the beets, and that'd be delicious.  Sorry, I like juices.  
    Beets clean the liver though.. I actually have them add the beets and ginger.  
    Orange, CA - LBGE
  • lousubcaplousubcap Posts: 17,624
    And we're not talking colonoscopy here...right??  
    I learned about cleansing ales from the Aussies- a better option for sure.
    Gotta admit that if I found myself in this trick sack I would not offer it to a Q forum.  Good luck!
    Louisville;  L & S BGEs, PBC, Lang 36; Burnin' wood in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer.  
  • ColtsFanColtsFan Posts: 2,127
    lousubcap said:
    And we're not talking colonoscopy here...right??  
    I learned about cleansing ales from the Aussies- a better option for sure.
    Gotta admit that if I found myself in this trick sack I would not offer it to a Q forum.  Good luck!
    Lol.. I can handle the expected ribbing from posting this. 

    I just want y'all to be aware in case I go MIA sometime after next week. ;) 
    Two large BGE, KJ Jr, 36" Blackstone, FlameBoss 300
    Follow me on Instagram @ hoosier_egger
    Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 14,099
    It’s a lot cheaper to just each a bunch of grapes for the same effect.
  • SpaightlabsSpaightlabs Posts: 1,971
    The only thing juice cleanses is your wallet. 

    Crock of shite with no medical basis.

    enjoy
  • TN_EggerTN_Egger Posts: 573

    A BGE chiminea, a small and a 17" BS in Las Cruces, NM

  • GrillSgtGrillSgt Posts: 2,051
    RRP said:
    What a crime scene that is! All space which should hold a lot of beer and several sub-primals of aging beef! Better call the cops!
    Pretty sure that’s a freezer, no beer. 
    Woodford & Barren Co. KY

    LBGE, XLBGE, Smobot, 2 Weber Genesis, Weber 22" kettle

    I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

  • mlc2013mlc2013 Posts: 666
    way to commit my wife asked me to that once and I followed up with a no problem lll do it what ever makes you happy. and she was so excited and said really and I said hell no. Full disclosure it was a hell of a cleanse. I felt not a bit different after it except for hunger and was very very weak and irritable and im not just talking about my but. 
    Good Luck
    Long Island NY    
    1 XL BGE 12/17, 1 LG BGE 3/18, 1 MM BGE 3/18
  • BotchBotch Posts: 6,709
    It’s a lot cheaper to just each a bunch of grapes for the same effect.
    Preferably, frozen.  Especially in this heat!  
    _____________________________________________
     
    Live fast, die young, and leave a well-marbled corpse.  
     
    Ogden, Utard.  
  • Ozzie_IsaacOzzie_Isaac Posts: 9,035
    Will it boil in the egg?
    If it is worth doing, it is worth overdoing.

    XL, Medium, Minimax, Mini, Blackstone, WSM
  • theyolksonyoutheyolksonyou Posts: 16,739
    edited July 11
    I’d plead ignorance.  Then I’d document my deuces with photos and show her as proof that I’m all cleaned out. 
    Jason NW GA- home of carpet and Mexican restaurants
    LBGE, MM, BS (Blackstone and the other kind)
    One sorry Labrador

    My chili did not suck. My wings either. 
  • theyolksonyoutheyolksonyou Posts: 16,739
    Also, is there a downward facing doggy style?  Asking for a friend. 
    Jason NW GA- home of carpet and Mexican restaurants
    LBGE, MM, BS (Blackstone and the other kind)
    One sorry Labrador

    My chili did not suck. My wings either. 
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