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Rockwood vs Chuck Norris
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There were a couple charcoal shootout threads going so I thought I'd lighten things up.
Chuck Norris doesn't need any time to change from white smoke to blue smoke, and he heats up quick. He can cook a steak just by scowling at it.
Chuck Norris doesn't need any time to change from white smoke to blue smoke, and he heats up quick. He can cook a steak just by scowling at it.
Michiana, South of the border.
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@stlcharcoal was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
Which came first the chicken or the egg? I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg. -
Chuck Norris sends Valentine's Day Cards to everyone at Rockwood, and he means it, Dammit."Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
XL and MM
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Chuck Norris needing Charcoal ...ha, food cools itselfVisalia, Ca @lkapigian
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Chuck Norris can boil water on an egg using Rockwood.Coleman, Texas
Large BGE & Mini Max for the wok. A few old camp Dutch ovens and a wood fired oven. LSG 24” cabinet offset smoker. There are a few paella pans and a Patagonia cross in the barn. A curing chamber for bacterial transformation of meats...
"Bourbon slushies. Sure you can cook on the BGE without them, but why would you?"
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SciAggie said:Chuck Norris can boil water on an egg using Rockwood.Visalia, Ca @lkapigian
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Chuck doesn't sell lump to pay for his cars
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it exploded.XL & MM BGE, 36" Blackstone - Newport News, VA
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SciAggie said:Chuck Norris can boil water on an egg using Rockwood.Visalia, Ca @lkapigian
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Woodchunk said:Chuck doesn't sell lump to pay for his cars
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Great family story!
Rumor has it that chuck Norris couldn't find a criminal in the Texas state prison system.Sarasota Fl. and Lake Toxaway N.C. (and Novembers on the island of Kauai) (and April in France.... Don't hate on me for that)
BGE medium and minimax
HOW BOUT THEM GATORS ! -
tml1230 said:
Rumor has it that chuck Norris couldn't find a criminal in the Texas state prison system.
Gasp... If you're wondering where the line is, you just crossed it.
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Is Rockwood taking on JUST Chuck Norris or is Ditka helping Chuck?
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Chuck Norris once choked a Big Green Egg blue!"The pig is an amazing animal. You feed a pig an apple and it makes bacon. Let's see Michael Phelps do that" - Jim Gaffigan
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WeberWho said:Chuck Norris once choked a Big Green Egg blue!
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
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My money is on Bruce Lee
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DoubleEgger said:My money is on Bruce Lee
Edit:
https://youtu.be/GzGUr15P7Tk
Jefferson, GA
XL BGE, MM, Things to flip meat over and stuff
Wife, 3 kids, 5 dogs, 4 cats, 12 chickens, 2 goats, 2 pigs.
“Honey, we bought a farm.” -
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Who is Chuck Norris?
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if Chuck was charcoal, he'd be FOGOHave:
XLBGE / Stumps Baby XL / Couple of Stokers (Gen 1 and Gen 3) / Blackstone 36 / Maxey 3x5 water pan hog cooker
Had:
LBGE / Lang 60D / Cookshack SM150 / Stumps Stretch / Stumps Baby
Fat Willies BBQ
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LBGE 2013 & MM 2014Die Hard HUSKER & BRONCO FANFlying Low & Slow in "Da Burg" FL
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Have:
XLBGE / Stumps Baby XL / Couple of Stokers (Gen 1 and Gen 3) / Blackstone 36 / Maxey 3x5 water pan hog cooker
Had:
LBGE / Lang 60D / Cookshack SM150 / Stumps Stretch / Stumps Baby
Fat Willies BBQ
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billt01 said:
LBGE 2013 & MM 2014Die Hard HUSKER & BRONCO FANFlying Low & Slow in "Da Burg" FL -
Maybe Chuck Norris choking a Big Green Egg was how the Chiminea was invented??EggMcMcc
Central Illinois
First L BGE July 2016, RecTec, Traeger, Weber, Campchef
Second BGE, a MMX, February 2017
Third BGE, another large, May, 2017
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Chuck Norris looked at a cow and it cooked itself.They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That's against their interests. - George Carlin
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Sweep the leg! Chuck Norris would **** slap Cobra Kai!
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XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP
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I heard that Chuck Norris once removed a hot plate setter from an Egg with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris once experienced flashback on an Egg... the flame recoiled and extinguished, leaving his eyebrows and lashes intact.
Chuck Norris doesn’t use a Thermapen; he probes the center of the meat using only his finger.
When Chuck Norris wants to sous vide, he simply swirls the water with his pinky finger with enough vigor to bring it to his desired temp immediately.
Chuck Norris once opened a Yeti Tundra complete with bear-proof locks.
Chuck Norris once had his finger slide under his Shun while chopping. His replacement knife is being shipped as we speak.
For Chuck Norris, every Egg features an adjustable rig; he simply bends the grates into submission.
When Chuck Norris finished dicing, he noticed his Boos Block was missing; he had chopped it up along with his veggies.
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GrateEggspectations said:I heard that Chuck Norris once removed a hot plate setter from an Egg with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris once experienced flashback on an Egg... the flame recoiled and extinguished, leaving his eyebrows and lashes intact.
Chuck Norris doesn’t use a Thermapen; he probes the center of the meat using only his finger.
When Chuck Norris wants to sous vide, he simply swirls the water with his pinky finger with enough vigor to bring it to his desired temp immediately.
Chuck Norris once opened a Yeti Tundra complete with bear-proof locks.
Chuck Norris once had his finger slide under his Shun while chopping. His replacement knife is being shipped as we speak.
For Chuck Norris, every Egg features an adjustable rig; he simply bends the grates into submission.
When Chuck Norris finished dicing, he noticed his Boos Block was missing; he had chopped it up along with his veggies.They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That's against their interests. - George Carlin
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