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Rockwood vs Chuck Norris

TeefusTeefus Posts: 602
edited February 6 in EggHead Forum
There were a couple charcoal shootout threads going so I thought I'd lighten things up.

Chuck Norris doesn't need any time to change from white smoke to blue smoke, and he heats up quick. He can cook a steak just by scowling at it.
Michiana, South of the border.

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  • SmokeyPittSmokeyPitt Posts: 9,860
    @stlcharcoal was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.


    Which came first the chicken or the egg?  I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg. 

  • YukonRonYukonRon Posts: 12,238
    Chuck Norris sends Valentine's Day Cards to everyone at Rockwood, and he means it, Dammit.
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  • lkapigianlkapigian Posts: 2,971
    Chuck Norris needing Charcoal ...ha, food cools itself 
    Visalia, Ca
  • SciAggieSciAggie Posts: 3,564
    Chuck Norris can boil water on an egg using Rockwood. 
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  • lkapigianlkapigian Posts: 2,971
    SciAggie said:
    Chuck Norris can boil water on an egg using Rockwood. 
    Water boils itself thinking about Chuck Norris 
    Visalia, Ca
  • WoodchunkWoodchunk Posts: 638
    Chuck doesn't sell lump to pay for his cars =) =)
  • johnnypjohnnyp Posts: 2,902
    Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people.  Then it exploded.
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  • lkapigianlkapigian Posts: 2,971
    SciAggie said:
    Chuck Norris can boil water on an egg using Rockwood. 
    Chuck Norris can boil water under water
    Visalia, Ca
  • tml1230tml1230 Posts: 214
    Great family story!
    Rumor has it that chuck Norris couldn't find a criminal in the Texas state prison system.
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  • blastingblasting Posts: 5,494
    tml1230 said:

    Rumor has it that chuck Norris couldn't find a criminal in the Texas state prison system.

    Gasp...  If you're wondering where the line is, you just crossed it.


    Phoenix 
  • pgprescottpgprescott Posts: 10,522
    Is Rockwood taking on JUST Chuck Norris or is Ditka helping Chuck?
  • WeberWhoWeberWho Posts: 6,332
    Chuck Norris once choked a Big Green Egg blue!
  • pgprescottpgprescott Posts: 10,522
    WeberWho said:
    Chuck Norris once choked a Big Green Egg blue!
    I heard he just stared at it and it turned blue with fear. 
  • Hungry JoeHungry Joe Posts: 1,540
    Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
  • DoubleEggerDoubleEgger Posts: 11,922
    My money is on Bruce Lee
  • jeffwitjeffwit Posts: 1,139
    edited February 7
    My money is on Bruce Lee
    Didn’t they fight in a movie once? Chuck lost, but it may not have been Bruce Lee. 

    Edit: 
    https://youtu.be/GzGUr15P7Tk
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  • Hungry JoeHungry Joe Posts: 1,540
    edited February 7
  • Tspud1Tspud1 Posts: 1,008
    Who is Chuck Norris?
  • billt01billt01 Posts: 715
    if Chuck was charcoal, he'd be FOGO
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  • NPHuskerFLNPHuskerFL Posts: 16,939
    edited February 7
    billt01 said:
    if Chuck was charcoal, he'd be FOGO
    So you're saying he's black and foreign :giggle:

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  • billt01billt01 Posts: 715
    billt01 said:
    if Chuck was charcoal, he'd be FOGO
    So you're saying he's black and foreign :giggle:

    No..

    Joe says it best..


     "Don't listen to her, Bob.Remember: those who can, do; those who can't, teach."
                                                                                                     -Jane
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    Fat Willies BBQ
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  • NPHuskerFLNPHuskerFL Posts: 16,939
    billt01 said:
    billt01 said:
    if Chuck was charcoal, he'd be FOGO
    So you're saying he's black and foreign :giggle:

    No..

    Joe says it best..


    Chuck is FOGO Macchio? :wink:



    LBGE 2013 & MM 2014
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    Flying Low & Slow in "Da Burg" FL
  • EggMcMicEggMcMic Posts: 309
    Maybe Chuck Norris choking a Big Green Egg was how the Chiminea was invented??
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  • Ozzie_IsaacOzzie_Isaac Posts: 8,794
    edited February 8
    Chuck Norris looked at a cow and it cooked itself.
    If it is worth doing, it is worth overdoing.

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  • thetrimthetrim Posts: 5,654
    Sweep the leg!  Chuck Norris would **** slap Cobra Kai!
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  • I heard that Chuck Norris once removed a hot plate setter from an Egg with his bare hands. 

    Chuck Norris once experienced flashback on an Egg... the flame recoiled and extinguished, leaving his eyebrows and lashes intact. 

    Chuck Norris doesn’t use a Thermapen; he probes the center of the meat using only his finger. 

    When Chuck Norris wants to sous vide, he simply swirls the water with his pinky finger with enough vigor to bring it to his desired temp immediately. 

    Chuck Norris once opened a Yeti Tundra complete with bear-proof locks. 

    Chuck Norris once had his finger slide under his Shun while chopping. His replacement knife is being shipped as we speak. 

    For Chuck Norris, every Egg features an adjustable rig; he simply bends the grates into submission. 

    When Chuck Norris finished dicing, he noticed his Boos Block was missing; he had chopped it up along with his veggies. 
  • Ozzie_IsaacOzzie_Isaac Posts: 8,794
    I heard that Chuck Norris once removed a hot plate setter from an Egg with his bare hands. 

    Chuck Norris once experienced flashback on an Egg... the flame recoiled and extinguished, leaving his eyebrows and lashes intact. 

    Chuck Norris doesn’t use a Thermapen; he probes the center of the meat using only his finger. 

    When Chuck Norris wants to sous vide, he simply swirls the water with his pinky finger with enough vigor to bring it to his desired temp immediately. 

    Chuck Norris once opened a Yeti Tundra complete with bear-proof locks. 

    Chuck Norris once had his finger slide under his Shun while chopping. His replacement knife is being shipped as we speak. 

    For Chuck Norris, every Egg features an adjustable rig; he simply bends the grates into submission. 

    When Chuck Norris finished dicing, he noticed his Boos Block was missing; he had chopped it up along with his veggies. 
    Omg!! Best ones ever.
    If it is worth doing, it is worth overdoing.

    XL, Medium, Minimax, Blackstone Griddle
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