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OT- female logic??
Damn I love her dearly, and you would think after 30 years with her that it wouldn't baffle me anymore, but sometimes I still don't get it.
So yesterday evening my 25 year old son who just started his 5th year at USC in Columbia called mom to tell her what his schedule looked like. After she gets off the phone she and I discuss it a bit and then she heads off to bed at about 9:30. I go to bed at at midnight, which she knows because she had just woke up for a potty break when I came in there. Then at 1:45 she wakes me up because she is concerned that between his new class schedule, his job and his nightly gig in the fall as an assistant football coach at one of local high schools, he is not going to get enough sleep on Thursday and Friday night.
Now after discussing him not getting enough sleep with her for 30 minutes I am wide awake and spending my morning with y`all. While she and, I'm sure my son are both sound asleep!
So yesterday evening my 25 year old son who just started his 5th year at USC in Columbia called mom to tell her what his schedule looked like. After she gets off the phone she and I discuss it a bit and then she heads off to bed at about 9:30. I go to bed at at midnight, which she knows because she had just woke up for a potty break when I came in there. Then at 1:45 she wakes me up because she is concerned that between his new class schedule, his job and his nightly gig in the fall as an assistant football coach at one of local high schools, he is not going to get enough sleep on Thursday and Friday night.
Now after discussing him not getting enough sleep with her for 30 minutes I am wide awake and spending my morning with y`all. While she and, I'm sure my son are both sound asleep!
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Just smile and find your happy place!
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Say nothing, do not move. They can smell fear and doubt."Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
XL and MM
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Yes Dear
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It only lasts until you die. Cheer up."Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
XL and MM
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You should really sharpen your selective hearing skills.
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Happy to look in on him if helpful. After looking at his choice of schools, looks like he is already making better choices than say.....dad? JKOC.....I have a 25 year old son myself. They have much more stamina and energy than we do. He will be fine....the wife, well plenty more to come from her.Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax
Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
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Female Logic is an oxymoron
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Oxymoran?
"Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
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i would wake the sleeping bear and ask her if she had enough sleep
what college kid gets enough sleep on a thursday or friday night anyways or have things really changed that much over the years
fukahwee maineyou can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it -
They have not.fishlessman said:what college kid gets enough sleep on a thursday or friday night anyways or have things really changed that much over the years"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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Ron knows things.Steve
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thank godJohnInCarolina said:
They have not.fishlessman said:what college kid gets enough sleep on a thursday or friday night anyways or have things really changed that much over the years
hope students can still drink mugs of beers with professors before class during lunch, sometimes i think thats how i passed. maybe underaged kids with homemade id's buying a teacher a beer is a thing of the past
fukahwee maineyou can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it -
Keep that pimp hand strong playa! Tell her to get it straight or pack the bags.

Obviously, I'm messing around. He'll be just fine with all that going on.
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LOL...Yea I have to work on my sleeping selective hearing... When she basically scares me awake to talk to her... Got the awake hours selective hearing down pat!Hairless_Hand said:You should really sharpen your selective hearing skills. -
Yea... I'm not worried about him, he is a pretty smart kid... Die hard AU fan just chose his school based off of the girlfriend's location! So he ain't to too stupid...northGAcock said:Happy to look in on him if helpful. After looking at his choice of schools, looks like he is already making better choices than say.....dad? JKOC.....I have a 25 year old son myself. They have much more stamina and energy than we do. He will be fine....the wife, well plenty more to come from her.
And he has been on his own there since we left Sumter 4 and half years ago... Still, thanks for the offer. -
Wake her up at 3am tonight to get her opinion - oiled paper towel vs. weed burner.
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There is a reason I have been married 30 years... I have learned when to use better judgement!fishlessman said:i would wake the sleeping bear and ask her if she had enough sleep
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Just tell her every morning that you are sorry, and when she ask "why did you say that" just admit I am sure at some point today I will screw up.
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jrb06 said:Just tell her every morning that you are sorry, and when she ask "why did you say that" just admit I am sure at some point today I will screw up.

Phoenix -
...and you came to a BBQ forum for advice.THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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There is a reason we sit out by the egg and drink. We (I) have not had an abundance of success providing insight to anyone on how you need to handle your wife.Legume said:...and you came to a BBQ forum for advice.
Just sayin'.
I got nothing."Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
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My bride and I made an agreement 13 years ago that has resulted in 13 years of bliss. Each day I wake up feeling luckier than the day before.
Divorce isn't for everyone though.
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I guess you haven't figured out after 30 years that female logic changes on a daily basis, or more often, as needed.
I'd say you'd better be hoping she doesn't get wind of this thread! Never mind, she already did, and tonight is really gonna suck for you!Happily egging on my original large BGE since 1996... now the owner of 5 eggs. Call me crazy, everyone else does!
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LOL, Girl... you are probably right... it's not the first time my mouth has got me in trouble around this house and it surely won't be the last. But I must be doing something right cause she has stuck around for this long and it definitely wasn't for my money or my looks... I count myself lucky everyday... even if I never will understand what's going on in that pretty little head of hers!Florida Grillin Girl said:I guess you haven't figured out after 30 years that female logic changes on a daily basis, or more often, as needed.
I'd say you'd better be hoping she doesn't get wind of this thread! Never mind, she already did, and tonight is really gonna suck for you!
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The logic gene is on the Y chromosome.
XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
San Antonio, TX
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So is Retinitis Pigmentosa mutation.Foghorn said:The logic gene is on the Y chromosome.
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