Still My Nemesis

Scott: I'm going to say I see some point because he called it flat!

Focker: oh that's perfect!!  We got em!!

DMW said:

Would be fun to troll here, but we're kind of busy

Bada$$!  Enjoy the game!  

Is this what a Friday thread feels like?

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

cazzy said:

Focker said:

I would bet a properly smoked brisket you wouldn't have the balls to say that to my face.

Now keep typing, and not posting pics brother.

Oh internet tough guy...now you want to fight cause I called you a b!tch?  You dish it out non stop, and now you're just as moist as my flat!

Not that I really care, but isn't the Internet tough guy the coward that would never back up their incendiary words in person rather than the guy who would???? Just some critical thinking. 

Threats to back stuff up in person are pretty friggin weak sauce in this context.  

What are you talking about.  If you call someone an internet tough guy and you are equally engaged in a confrontation, it seems reasonable to me that the real internet toughen guy is the one who would only engage in said confrontation over the net. Doesn't matter to me , but it's the truth. It's like 13to girls who talk behind their peers back but deny it to their face. Fwiw, you do not strike me as one of those guys. I bet you speak your mind regardless. Maybe I'm wrong. It is possible. 

Pete, saying to someone who lives about 1000 miles away from you "I bet you wouldn't say that to me in person" is kind of silly, you see?  It's not as though Cazzy lives right down the street.

No, but I guarantee the coward does not have the balls to say it at a fest.  Funny how you guys think I'm the tough guy.  Pull them out of this John.  Actually, none of the Butt Blasters have the balls to say the things they say here in person.  That is why you say it....makes you feel gooood.

Case in point.  Matt. Lol
And you.
And Double Egger.

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

cazzy said:

Focker said:

I would bet a properly smoked brisket you wouldn't have the balls to say that to my face.

Now keep typing, and not posting pics brother.

Oh internet tough guy...now you want to fight cause I called you a b!tch?  You dish it out non stop, and now you're just as moist as my flat!

Not that I really care, but isn't the Internet tough guy the coward that would never back up their incendiary words in person rather than the guy who would???? Just some critical thinking. 

Threats to back stuff up in person are pretty friggin weak sauce in this context.  

What are you talking about.  If you call someone an internet tough guy and you are equally engaged in a confrontation, it seems reasonable to me that the real internet toughen guy is the one who would only engage in said confrontation over the net. Doesn't matter to me , but it's the truth. It's like 13to girls who talk behind their peers back but deny it to their face. Fwiw, you do not strike me as one of those guys. I bet you speak your mind regardless. Maybe I'm wrong. It is possible. 

Pete, saying to someone who lives about 1000 miles away from you "I bet you wouldn't say that to me in person" is kind of silly, you see?  It's not as though Cazzy lives right down the street.

Fair enough. Truth is they would either say it in person or they wouldn't. They know darn well which it is. So do I. 

lousubcap said:

@DMW-   great evening and score right there.  Not sure this post will survive the tornado swirling.  Did you and your guests inhale all the groceries you cranked out or do you have a reserve for 7/4?

Thanks Cap.  The party was at my buddy's place, I pretty much spent the whole weekend there. There was a bit of pork left we sent home with guests, but not much else. Not sure exactly what we're doing for tomorrow, but scheming up a grocery run for the morning.

theyolksonyou said:

pgprescott said:

theyolksonyou said:

pgprescott said:

cazzy said:

Focker said:

I would bet a properly smoked brisket you wouldn't have the balls to say that to my face.

Now keep typing, and not posting pics brother.

Oh internet tough guy...now you want to fight cause I called you a b!tch?  You dish it out non stop, and now you're just as moist as my flat!

Not that I really care, but isn't the Internet tough guy the coward that would never back up their incendiary words in person rather than the guy who would???? Just some critical thinking. 

You're really starting to double the number of douches on this thread. Just some critical thinking. 

I respect people who say what they mean and do what they say. If you are unwilling to say something to someone in person, I would suggest it should not be said on a forum. Otherwise, you are the douche. Go ahead and argue against that. Seems like a reasonable rule. 

Obviously you don't know me well. I'd call you both a douche to your face if need be. Just trying to help. 

Now that, is a tough guy. Lol
You wouldn't, but it sounded good coming out though didn't it?

pgprescott said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

cazzy said:

Focker said:

I would bet a properly smoked brisket you wouldn't have the balls to say that to my face.

Now keep typing, and not posting pics brother.

Oh internet tough guy...now you want to fight cause I called you a b!tch?  You dish it out non stop, and now you're just as moist as my flat!

Not that I really care, but isn't the Internet tough guy the coward that would never back up their incendiary words in person rather than the guy who would???? Just some critical thinking. 

Threats to back stuff up in person are pretty friggin weak sauce in this context.  

What are you talking about.  If you call someone an internet tough guy and you are equally engaged in a confrontation, it seems reasonable to me that the real internet toughen guy is the one who would only engage in said confrontation over the net. Doesn't matter to me , but it's the truth. It's like 13to girls who talk behind their peers back but deny it to their face. Fwiw, you do not strike me as one of those guys. I bet you speak your mind regardless. Maybe I'm wrong. It is possible. 

Pete, saying to someone who lives about 1000 miles away from you "I bet you wouldn't say that to me in person" is kind of silly, you see?  It's not as though Cazzy lives right down the street.

Fair enough. Truth is they would either say it in person or they wouldn't. They know darn well which it is. So do I. 

 Cause Focker would call every member of the brisket "gang" a little Snowflake to their face?  I know darn well he would b!tch up and so do you.  

JohnInCarolina said:

Focker said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

cazzy said:

Focker said:

I would bet a properly smoked brisket you wouldn't have the balls to say that to my face.

Now keep typing, and not posting pics brother.

Oh internet tough guy...now you want to fight cause I called you a b!tch?  You dish it out non stop, and now you're just as moist as my flat!

Not that I really care, but isn't the Internet tough guy the coward that would never back up their incendiary words in person rather than the guy who would???? Just some critical thinking. 

Threats to back stuff up in person are pretty friggin weak sauce in this context.  

What are you talking about.  If you call someone an internet tough guy and you are equally engaged in a confrontation, it seems reasonable to me that the real internet toughen guy is the one who would only engage in said confrontation over the net. Doesn't matter to me , but it's the truth. It's like 13to girls who talk behind their peers back but deny it to their face. Fwiw, you do not strike me as one of those guys. I bet you speak your mind regardless. Maybe I'm wrong. It is possible. 

Pete, saying to someone who lives about 1000 miles away from you "I bet you wouldn't say that to me in person" is kind of silly, you see?  It's not as though Cazzy lives right down the street.

No, but I guarantee the coward does not have the balls to say it at a fest.  Funny how you guys think I'm the tough guy.  Pull them out of this John.  Actually, none of the Butt Blasters have the balls to say the things they say here in person.  That is why you say it....makes you feel gooood.

Case in point.  Matt. Lol

Why don't you come at me after I've had a stroke Focker.  Maybe then it'll be a fair fight.

Have you resorted to calling him a dummy again? How does that fly at the institutions of higher learning? Come on man! I like good brisket and yet I can see how others might find but a waste of time. I'm a little baffled as to how others cannot see the other perspective. At all. It's not a real weighty issue after all. Lol!

pgprescott said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Focker said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

cazzy said:

Focker said:

I would bet a properly smoked brisket you wouldn't have the balls to say that to my face.

Now keep typing, and not posting pics brother.

Oh internet tough guy...now you want to fight cause I called you a b!tch?  You dish it out non stop, and now you're just as moist as my flat!

Not that I really care, but isn't the Internet tough guy the coward that would never back up their incendiary words in person rather than the guy who would???? Just some critical thinking. 

Threats to back stuff up in person are pretty friggin weak sauce in this context.  

What are you talking about.  If you call someone an internet tough guy and you are equally engaged in a confrontation, it seems reasonable to me that the real internet toughen guy is the one who would only engage in said confrontation over the net. Doesn't matter to me , but it's the truth. It's like 13to girls who talk behind their peers back but deny it to their face. Fwiw, you do not strike me as one of those guys. I bet you speak your mind regardless. Maybe I'm wrong. It is possible. 

Pete, saying to someone who lives about 1000 miles away from you "I bet you wouldn't say that to me in person" is kind of silly, you see?  It's not as though Cazzy lives right down the street.

No, but I guarantee the coward does not have the balls to say it at a fest.  Funny how you guys think I'm the tough guy.  Pull them out of this John.  Actually, none of the Butt Blasters have the balls to say the things they say here in person.  That is why you say it....makes you feel gooood.

Case in point.  Matt. Lol

Why don't you come at me after I've had a stroke Focker.  Maybe then it'll be a fair fight.

Have you resorted to calling him a dummy again? How does that fly at the institutions of higher learning? Come on man! I like good brisket and yet I can see how others might find but a waste of time. I'm a little baffled as to how others cannot see the other perspective. At all. It's not a real weighty issue after all. Lol!

He downtalks people, it's what he does best.
It's who he is Pete.  It's a lost cause.

So let's back up now that we are past slicing eggs....
Does any expert know how to properly carve a brisket?

pgprescott said:

lousubcap said:

I am  approaching LEO here but still amazed that a simple brisket thread post could generate such Monday entertainment.  The thread has moved off the essence of brisket.  Reminds me of a prior life, "who's more manly, drives a more powerful car, has bigger watch etc."  At the end of the day it's all about performance.  

I am in orbit too. I'm astonished! Maybe I'm just a little drunk??? Maybe both. 

Maybe, after you sober up, retread the entire thread and understand who the protagonist is. 

theyolksonyou said:

Just honest

Why so angry? I like brisket too. My best friend cooks at least a couple every month. I enjoy about half of them at this place around his pool.  He takes regular pilgrimages to Costco for the prime packers. I just don't get the lack of tolerance. I hope people with differing lifestyles are tolerated better than this. I don't remember saying anything particularly incendiary???? Sorry to have behaved so poorly as to have offended you so greatly. I will try harder in the future to get in goose step. 

pgprescott said:

cazzy said:

pgprescott said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

JohnInCarolina said:

pgprescott said:

cazzy said:

Focker said:

I would bet a properly smoked brisket you wouldn't have the balls to say that to my face.

Now keep typing, and not posting pics brother.

Oh internet tough guy...now you want to fight cause I called you a b!tch?  You dish it out non stop, and now you're just as moist as my flat!

Not that I really care, but isn't the Internet tough guy the coward that would never back up their incendiary words in person rather than the guy who would???? Just some critical thinking. 

Threats to back stuff up in person are pretty friggin weak sauce in this context.  

What are you talking about.  If you call someone an internet tough guy and you are equally engaged in a confrontation, it seems reasonable to me that the real internet toughen guy is the one who would only engage in said confrontation over the net. Doesn't matter to me , but it's the truth. It's like 13to girls who talk behind their peers back but deny it to their face. Fwiw, you do not strike me as one of those guys. I bet you speak your mind regardless. Maybe I'm wrong. It is possible. 

Pete, saying to someone who lives about 1000 miles away from you "I bet you wouldn't say that to me in person" is kind of silly, you see?  It's not as though Cazzy lives right down the street.

Fair enough. Truth is they would either say it in person or they wouldn't. They know darn well which it is. So do I. 

 Cause Focker would call every member of the brisket "gang" a little Snowflake to their face?  I know darn well he would b!tch up and so do you.  

Is there really a gang? I was kidding about that!!! If you can list them, I will have a better feel for wether or. It he would proceed. My feel is 80% that he would. Keep in mind I do not make a living as a Vegas odds maker though. Doesn't mean I'm right and doesn't mean I'm wrong. Really like 98% of this thread, doesn't mean anything. Some of the meteorite pics have been solid as was my advice on the scotheroos! The rest is pure garbage! 

It's all bullsh!t.  No, there isn't a gang, at least one that isn't green.  At some point, all the poop that is deposited in the yard has to be cleaned up.  As Yolk said, maybe you need to re-read or read all the other equally unneeded negativity that he's shat on people's threads.  

I'll check em out... especially now that I confirmed there isn't actually scotch in them.

Come to think of it, I don't think yolk added anything to the brisket discussion.  At least Matt posted an overcooked pic, and @Cazzy does not know how to cut one(yet I can't cut an egg lmao)  Takes balls to post those pics, they were their best offerings. I respect that.