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  • gmac
    gmac Posts: 1,814
    I see it now. Seems to be promoting a healthy breakfast more than some other things that have been suggested but hey, what do I know. 
    Mt Elgin Ontario - just a Large.
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    SGH said:
    gmac said:
    Is anything real anymore?
    Sadly it's not. 
    Dolly Parton!?
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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,795
    Just remember that when probing for the anus finish-line to hit the meat and not the orifice when assessing the cook.  
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
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  • yljkt
    yljkt Posts: 799
    SGH said:
    yljkt said:
    Wasn't it revealed a while back that unit 7 was a myth? 
    Yes sir, it was. I was finally caught in one of my many lies. I made all that stuff up about having smokers. However in my defense, I was just trying to fit in here on the forum. 
    If you can remember, from day one I have always shown in my signature line that I only had a small, broken down, and wore out Weber. Which is true, that's all I really have to cook on. I don't even own a BGE. 
    However I fell victim to envy. I just wanted to fit in here so I started making claims of things that I owned that were not true. 
    I actually apologized to the forum when I got exposed for being a liar. And for the sake of clarity, I do so again now. For my lying and misleading stories, which include everything from smokers to anus, I apologize once again.
    I hope that the fact that I only have a old Weber will not discourage people from trying the recipes and methods that I post. They are very real. I steal them off of the internet from reputable sites and pawn them off as my own. Nonetheless, they are all tested and proven. 
    I really hate that this subject came up again. It pains me very deeply to remember all the lies that I told and the deceit that I spread. It is my sincere hope that y'all can forgive me.
    I stand before the forum a guilty man who pretended to be something that I was not. And for that, I will forever be ashamed. 
     The truth is, I'm a very, very poor man with limited means. I can not afford the luxuries that most of y'all can. Heck I can't even afford the fine food that most all of y'all post here. I just really wanted to be a part here and to fit in. So I started making up stories that I hoped would attract attention. But in the end I got caught and exposed for what I really was. A very poor, and destitute man trying to fit in where I don't actually belong. 
    On that solemn note, I will slink quietly away into the night and hide once again in total shame. 
    Yeah, I was totally kidding around. Hope your ok.  :|
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    All this talk about anus is making me horny and hungry. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    yljkt said:
    Yeah, I was totally kidding around. Hope your ok.  :|
    My feelings are hurt and my emotions are stifled. You have to remember that I'm a very meek, sensitive, and emotional man. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • gmac
    gmac Posts: 1,814
    SGH said:
    yljkt said:
    Yeah, I was totally kidding around. Hope your ok.  :|
    My feelings are hurt and my emotions are stifled. You have to remember that I'm a very meek, sensitive, and emotional man. 
    So are we doing mean again or is this still a warm and safe place with bunnies?
    Mt Elgin Ontario - just a Large.
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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    SGH said:
    yljkt said:
    Wasn't it revealed a while back that unit 7 was a myth? 
    Yes sir, it was. I was finally caught in one of my many lies. I made all that stuff up about having smokers. However in my defense, I was just trying to fit in here on the forum. 
    If you can remember, from day one I have always shown in my signature line that I only had a small, broken down, and wore out Weber. Which is true, that's all I really have to cook on. I don't even own a BGE. 
    However I fell victim to envy. I just wanted to fit in here so I started making claims of things that I owned that were not true. 
    I actually apologized to the forum when I got exposed for being a liar. And for the sake of clarity, I do so again now. For my lying and misleading stories, which include everything from smokers to anus, I apologize once again.
    I hope that the fact that I only have a old Weber will not discourage people from trying the recipes and methods that I post. They are very real. I steal them off of the internet from reputable sites and pawn them off as my own. Nonetheless, they are all tested and proven. 
    I really hate that this subject came up again. It pains me very deeply to remember all the lies that I told and the deceit that I spread. It is my sincere hope that y'all can forgive me.
    I stand before the forum a guilty man who pretended to be something that I was not. And for that, I will forever be ashamed. 
     The truth is, I'm a very, very poor man with limited means. I can not afford the luxuries that most of y'all can. Heck I can't even afford the fine food that most all of y'all post here. I just really wanted to be a part here and to fit in. So I started making up stories that I hoped would attract attention. But in the end I got caught and exposed for what I really was. A very poor, and destitute man trying to fit in where I don't actually belong. 
    On that solemn note, I will slink quietly away into the night and hide once again in total shame. 

    Are you stike?

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,795
    edited January 2017
    @Little Steven -  I know the above is a "poke 'em in the eye" Friday post to see what develops.  As you are aware, there are some roads that New Englanders will not travel... 
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    Little Steven said:
    Are you stike?
    Brother Little, I think you know that I am not. But I sure wish that I had his money.  I'm still just little ole SGH. The meek and small. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    =)lousubcap said:
    @Little Steven -  I know the above is a "poke 'em in the eye" Friday post to see what develops.  As you are aware, there are some roads that New Englanders will not travel... 

    No offense intended Lou. Just saw a little similarity in the banter

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    edited January 2017
    On a serious note, I'm glad to see more and more folks talking about anus. That's how it starts. First, you start to think about it. Next, you start to talk about it. And before you know it, you are neck deep in a plate of anus. I'm dying to see who is the next person to post a meal made of anus. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • Killit_and_Grillit
    Killit_and_Grillit Posts: 4,326
    The one weekend I go down to podunk nowhere MS to score some late season protein and y'all gotta start this ****. (As opposed to the Protein you would...I digress)

    When I get back to the world of wifi I will look back on this moment and question my passion for going out into Gods creation and killing it. And subsequently grilling it. Until then...aw hell who am I kidding it's 59 degrees and a full moon and I'm on the front porch in a t shirt. I'm not gonna see **** tomorrow this is ****. 

    "Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."

    South of Nashville, TN

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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    SGH said:
    On a serious note, I'm glad to see more and more folks talking about anus. That's how it starts. First, you start to think about it. Next, you start to talk about it. And before you know it, you are neck deep in a plate of anus. I'm dying to see who is the next person to post a meal made of anus. 
    You make it sound like anus is magical and just sucks one in.
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,387
    Not that there's anything wrong w that!!!!
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Image result for anus products
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    I have seen all kinds of throwdowns on the forum in the past. What are yalls thoughts on an anus throw down? 
    We could limit it to anus appetizers only if y'all like. Or we could open it up to include the whole butt (anus, sphincter, rectum, bowel and gluteal muscles). I'm open to suggestions and welcome your input. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    That idea is a proverbial "hole in one".
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,174
    SGH said:
    I have seen all kinds of throwdowns on the forum in the past. What are yalls thoughts on an anus throw down? 
    We could limit it to anus appetizers only if y'all like. Or we could open it up to include the whole butt (anus, sphincter, rectum, bowel and gluteal muscles). I'm open to suggestions and welcome your input. 
    The participation rate on the last few has been low to say the least. Good luck on drumming up interest on this one. 
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    DoubleEgger said:
    SGH said:
    I have seen all kinds of throwdowns on the forum in the past. What are yalls thoughts on an anus throw down? 
    We could limit it to anus appetizers only if y'all like. Or we could open it up to include the whole butt (anus, sphincter, rectum, bowel and gluteal muscles). I'm open to suggestions and welcome your input. 
    The participation rate on the last few has been low to say the least. Good luck on drumming up interest on this one. 
    The protein choice will raise a stink, for sure.
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    DoubleEgger said:
    The participation rate on the last few has been low to say the least. Good luck on drumming up interest on this one. 
    Anus carries a certain allure and appeal. Maybe it will be enough to arouse folks interest. We can only hope. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Maybe someone could do a turducken version of anus, like goat anus stuffed in pig anus, stuffed in cow anus.  I would call it the "double penetration", probably DP for short.  Of course you would have to de-bone it first.
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    nolaegghead said:
    Maybe someone could do a turducken version of anus, like goat anus stuffed in pig anus, stuffed in cow anus.  
    This ^^^^^^ is an incredible idea. I'm actually surprised that I didn't think of it before. I have been contemplating stuffing anus. But it didn't cross my mind to stuff anus with anus. It's a done deal. My next anus post will be anus stuffed with anus that is stuffed with anus. 
    Thinking of calling it Double Stuffed Hole. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,174
    Gotta layer in some corn 
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  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,261
    I gotta seek therapy, now.
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,736
    nolaegghead said:
    Image result for anus products
    She seems to be signaling that she's A-OK with attempting some anus.  Let's see if we can't get her to show up at the Butt Blast.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,736
    SGH said:
    nolaegghead said:
    Maybe someone could do a turducken version of anus, like goat anus stuffed in pig anus, stuffed in cow anus.  
    This ^^^^^^ is an incredible idea. I'm actually surprised that I didn't think of it before. I have been contemplating stuffing anus. But it didn't cross my mind to stuff anus with anus. It's a done deal. My next anus post will be anus stuffed with anus that is stuffed with anus. 
    Thinking of calling it Double Stuffed Hole. 
    You should call it "3rd Input"
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • SaintJohnsEgger
    SaintJohnsEgger Posts: 1,826
    I'm glad I went to bed last night instead of following this thread.
    Marshall in Beautiful Fruit Cove, FL.
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    SGH said:
    I have seen all kinds of throwdowns on the forum in the past. What are yalls thoughts on an anus throw down? 
    We could limit it to anus appetizers only if y'all like. Or we could open it up to include the whole butt (anus, sphincter, rectum, bowel and gluteal muscles). I'm open to suggestions and welcome your input. 
    ..."welcome your input"

    i see see what you did there 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • Gamecockeggman
    Gamecockeggman Posts: 1,339
    I feel like I should go to church after reading this post....  but then I realized that I'm catholic  :s

    ahhh. Who am I kidding....  Ass-oles for everyone  =)
    Go Gamecocks!!!
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