SGH's favorite cereal

The Cen-Tex Smoker

nolaegghead

careful.  You can tie him up all day with just one bowl.

JRWhitee

Glad it didn't say "White"

Fred19Flintstone

JRWhitee said:

Glad it didn't say "White"

That must be the frosted version.

Foghorn

It's one of his very favorites.

KiterTodd

In all seriousness, I read this thread title and figured you had come across some pork rind cereal!  Because THAT is something @SGH could put a dent in!  I mean, that's my guess anyway. 



What kind of liquid would you put in a bowl of pork rinds that you planned on eating with a spoon?  Beer?

SciAggie

@KiterTodd Do you reaaaallllly want to know the answer to that question?

yljkt

Fred19Flintstone said:

JRWhitee said:

Glad it didn't say "White"

That must be the frosted version.

Frosted Anuses...ok...

nolaegghead

yljkt said:

Fred19Flintstone said:

JRWhitee said:

Glad it didn't say "White"

That must be the frosted version.

Frosted Anuses...ok...

Sounds like something that happens at a truck stop.

Gulfcoastguy

Oh no! This thread is like saying Beetlejuice three times.

NPHuskerFL

Gulfcoastguy said:

Oh no! This thread is like saying Beetlejuice three times.

SGH
SGH
SGH

NPHuskerFL

Are these part of a well balanced diet?  And can they go on Unit#7 with Post Oak for color?

NPHuskerFL

Does @Conway_Twitty approve?

Conway_Twitty

NPHuskerFL said:

Does @Conway_Twitty approve?

ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!

I think this is a filthy thread, espousing HOMOSEXUALITY.  It's a SIN!!!!!!

nolaegghead

Lighten up.  I always thought the same about your hair.

yljkt

NPHuskerFL said:

Are these part of a well balanced diet?  And can they go on Unit#7 with Post Oak for color?

Wasn't it revealed a while back that unit 7 was a myth? 

lousubcap

^^^ TWSS

JohnInCarolina

KiterTodd said:

What kind of liquid would you put in a bowl of pork rinds that you planned on eating with a spoon?  Beer?

I'm not sure we want to know what kind of liquid Scottie adds to a bowl full of anus, tbh...

pgprescott

JohnInCarolina said:

KiterTodd said:

What kind of liquid would you put in a bowl of pork rinds that you planned on eating with a spoon?  Beer?

I'm not sure we want to know what kind of liquid Scottie adds to a bowl full of anus, tbh...

What? Just chocolate milk. 

nolaegghead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

SGH

yljkt said:

Wasn't it revealed a while back that unit 7 was a myth? 

Yes sir, it was. I was finally caught in one of my many lies. I made all that stuff up about having smokers. However in my defense, I was just trying to fit in here on the forum. 
If you can remember, from day one I have always shown in my signature line that I only had a small, broken down, and wore out Weber. Which is true, that's all I really have to cook on. I don't even own a BGE. 
However I fell victim to envy. I just wanted to fit in here so I started making claims of things that I owned that were not true. 
I actually apologized to the forum when I got exposed for being a liar. And for the sake of clarity, I do so again now. For my lying and misleading stories, which include everything from smokers to anus, I apologize once again.
I hope that the fact that I only have a old Weber will not discourage people from trying the recipes and methods that I post. They are very real. I steal them off of the internet from reputable sites and pawn them off as my own. Nonetheless, they are all tested and proven. 
I really hate that this subject came up again. It pains me very deeply to remember all the lies that I told and the deceit that I spread. It is my sincere hope that y'all can forgive me.
I stand before the forum a guilty man who pretended to be something that I was not. And for that, I will forever be ashamed. 
 The truth is, I'm a very, very poor man with limited means. I can not afford the luxuries that most of y'all can. Heck I can't even afford the fine food that most all of y'all post here. I just really wanted to be a part here and to fit in. So I started making up stories that I hoped would attract attention. But in the end I got caught and exposed for what I really was. A very poor, and destitute man trying to fit in where I don't actually belong. 
On that solemn note, I will slink quietly away into the night and hide once again in total shame. 

nolaegghead

Is this the same reason Cazzy wanted to kick your imaginary ass?  Or was it the other way around?

JohnInCarolina

So... you haven't attempted anus?

SGH

JohnInCarolina said:

So... you haven't attempted anus?

Brother John, it's with a very heavy heart that I confess that the anus posts were not really mine. I ripped them off. But the anus loaf and calamari are very real and reputable recipes. The anus stew was a direct ripoff from the cooking classic, "Anus, a look inside". 

DoubleEgger

No "In the Style of Dixie" joke?? Frankly I'm disappointed in all of you. 

nolaegghead

Never cook anus by temp, it must probe like butter.

SGH

Foghorn said:

It's one of his very favorites.

Brother Horn, the above is true. Calamari made from pork anus is a delicacy and one of my personal favorites. Anus stew leaves nothing to be desired itself. 

SGH

DoubleEgger said:

No "In the Style of Dixie" joke?? Frankly I'm disappointed in all of you. 

I'm sad to say that all of my; "In the Style of Dixie" posts were a ripoff as well. 

gmac

Is anything real anymore? If SGH isn't honest what is? 
And I can't see the original picture that started it all. 

JRWhitee

SGH said:

yljkt said:

Wasn't it revealed a while back that unit 7 was a myth? 

Yes sir, it was. I was finally caught in one of my many lies. I made all that stuff up about having smokers. However in my defense, I was just trying to fit in here on the forum. 
If you can remember, from day one I have always shown in my signature line that I only had a small, broken down, and wore out Weber. Which is true, that's all I really have to cook on. I don't even own a BGE. 
However I fell victim to envy. I just wanted to fit in here so I started making claims of things that I owned that were not true. 
I actually apologized to the forum when I got exposed for being a liar. And for the sake of clarity, I do so again now. For my lying and misleading stories, which include everything from smokers to anus, I apologize once again.
I hope that the fact that I only have a old Weber will not discourage people from trying the recipes and methods that I post. They are very real. I steal them off of the internet from reputable sites and pawn them off as my own. Nonetheless, they are all tested and proven. 
I really hate that this subject came up again. It pains me very deeply to remember all the lies that I told and the deceit that I spread. It is my sincere hope that y'all can forgive me.
I stand before the forum a guilty man who pretended to be something that I was not. And for that, I will forever be ashamed. 
 The truth is, I'm a very, very poor man with limited means. I can not afford the luxuries that most of y'all can. Heck I can't even afford the fine food that most all of y'all post here. I just really wanted to be a part here and to fit in. So I started making up stories that I hoped would attract attention. But in the end I got caught and exposed for what I really was. A very poor, and destitute man trying to fit in where I don't actually belong. 
On that solemn note, I will slink quietly away into the night and hide once again in total shame. 

Does this mean your really 78 years old too?

SGH

gmac said:

Is anything real anymore?

Sadly it's not.