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northGAcocknorthGAcock Posts: 14,980
Lets loosen things up a bit. This one is an oldie but if never seen it before....will have you rolling on the floor. 

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=redneck+duck+hunting+paintball&view=detail&mid=A845ED96360C923BE6ECA845ED96360C923BE6EC&FORM=VIRE 
Johns Creek GA with a Large & a 17" Blackstone........Medium & MiniMax in storage

Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • lousubcaplousubcap Posts: 25,061
    Some creative genius right there.  Way to get things rollin'
    Louisville; "indeterminate Jim" here.  Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!
  • YukonRonYukonRon Posts: 16,572
    Never seen it before, funny as you had indicated. "Dueling Banjos" would have been excellent background music, I think. Maybe "Shoot to Thrill".
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
  • FoghornFoghorn Posts: 9,093
    That should come to an eggfest...

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

  • RRPRRP Posts: 24,316
    edited June 2016
    me and the gang will just hang around here and see what else gets posted tonight.

    Re-gasketing America one yard at a time.
  • theyolksonyoutheyolksonyou Posts: 18,077
    That's fvcking awesome!  I'm laughing my ass off. 
    Jason NW GA- home of carpet and Mexican restaurants
    LBGE, MM, BS (Blackstone and the other kind)
    One sorry Labrador

    My chili did not suck. My wings either. 
  • Ozzie_IsaacOzzie_Isaac Posts: 12,999
    Time to close the interwebs for the night.  You sir, have won.
    If it is worth doing, it is worth overdoing.

    Some Eggs, some Weber stuff, the occasional Traeger, and various other things that make flames and hold coals.
  • SGHSGH Posts: 28,308
    RRP said:
    me and the gang will just hang around here and see what else gets posted tonight.

    Ron, we all keep hoping that you will post a pic of your bank statement ;)

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • Dyal_SCDyal_SC Posts: 5,309
    Hahahaha!!!!  I needed that.  Thx for sharing!   =)
  • RRPRRP Posts: 24,316
    SGH said:
    RRP said:
    me and the gang will just hang around here and see what else gets posted tonight.

    Ron, we all keep hoping that you will post a pic of your bank statement ;)
    I like to play along with jokes, but honestly, Scottie, I don't get this "Ron's money sh*t". You're the one who posted that you made $300k a year. 
    Re-gasketing America one yard at a time.
  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 22,312
    Outstanding 
    "A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses." - George Orwell 

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    Ruining the forum, one post at a time.  

    Living large in the 919
  • nhk19nhk19 Posts: 151
    That's hilarious!  Who thinks this stuff up?
    XLBGE
    Lewisburg, PA
  • SGHSGH Posts: 28,308
    RRP said:
    I like to play along with jokes, but honestly, Scottie, I don't get this "Ron's money sh*t". You're the one who posted that you made $300k a year. 
    No more money jokes from me Ron. And for the record, that was a typo. I made $30,000 under Obummer. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • yljktyljkt Posts: 799
    RRP said:
    SGH said:
    RRP said:
    me and the gang will just hang around here and see what else gets posted tonight.

    Ron, we all keep hoping that you will post a pic of your bank statement ;)
    I like to play along with jokes, but honestly, Scottie, I don't get this "Ron's money sh*t". You're the one who posted that you made $300k a year. 

    300k a year? He recently said he was about broke? You sure about this? 
  • SGHSGH Posts: 28,308
    yljkt said:
    He recently said he was about broke? You sure about this? 
    The last 7 years have really taken a toll on me. Sadly I'm almost destitute. If Mrs. Cunton wins, it's all but over for me. I will sell out lock, stock and barrel and then file bankruptcy. Kind of sad really. I worked so hard to achieve the American Dream only to wake up one day to a liberal nightmare. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • northGAcocknorthGAcock Posts: 14,980
    edited June 2016
    SGH said:
    yljkt said:
    He recently said he was about broke? You sure about this? 
    The last 7 years have really taken a toll on me. Sadly I'm almost destitute. If Mrs. Cunton wins, it's all but over for me. I will sell out lock, stock and barrel and then file bankruptcy. Kind of sad really. I worked so hard to achieve the American Dream only to wake up one day to a liberal nightmare. 
    Scottie,, sorry to hear about your challanges. I wish you all the best and hope things will work out 1for you. Your knowledge is valued here......no one can take that away from you. Hang in there.
    Johns Creek GA with a Large & a 17" Blackstone........Medium & MiniMax in storage

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
  • Dyal_SCDyal_SC Posts: 5,309
    Sorry to hear that @SGH.  And for what it's worth, most of us know you were only making harmless pokes at Ron's wealth.  :) 
  • bgebrentbgebrent Posts: 19,636
    Robin, that's Scottie's quote brother. I know a typo. 
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
  • Darby_CrenshawDarby_Crenshaw Posts: 2,657
    SGH said:
    RRP said:
    I like to play along with jokes, but honestly, Scottie, I don't get this "Ron's money sh*t". You're the one who posted that you made $300k a year. 
    No more money jokes from me Ron. And for the record, that was a typo. I made $30,000 under Obummer. 
    You said you and your wife were making $300k and owned two houses 




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  • yljktyljkt Posts: 799
    SGH said:
    yljkt said:
    He recently said he was about broke? You sure about this? 
    The last 7 years have really taken a toll on me. Sadly I'm almost destitute. If Mrs. Cunton wins, it's all but over for me. I will sell out lock, stock and barrel and then file bankruptcy. Kind of sad really. I worked so hard to achieve the American Dream only to wake up one day to a liberal nightmare. 
    I'm truly sorry SGH. I have had to re-invent myself over the the last 8 years too. Hope you land on your feet. Your recipes and just general knowledge of cooking are mind-bending. For the little it's worth I'm a fan. Always watch your cooks and posts. I wish you nothing but the best, Sir. 
  • Darby_CrenshawDarby_Crenshaw Posts: 2,657
    Recent 401k statement. No lie. 


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  • bgebrentbgebrent Posts: 19,636
    Recent 401k statement. No lie. 


    One you rolled over.  
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
  • SGHSGH Posts: 28,308
    edited June 2016
    You said you and your wife were making $300k and owned two houses 


    Brother Crenshaw, on the chance that you haven't figured it out yet, let me shed some light on the subject. I'm somewhat of a story teller if you will. I make things up on the fly. Just a talent that I have. I was sure that most everyone knew that. I have never owned a home. Never owned a new vehicle. The stuff that I post belongs to my friends. My cooks are photoshops off the  internet. I'm just a guy with a big heart and a big sense of humor trying to fit in. Now the truth is out. No more secrets. I'm broke and destitute. I have always pretended to have stuff that I really don't just to try and fit in here. But for clarification, during the Glory Days of Big Ron, a time of both peace and prosperity, I did pretty good like most other folks. But sadly it's been down hill ever since. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • Darby_CrenshawDarby_Crenshaw Posts: 2,657
    Nuthin gets by you!

    they keep sending statements. Shrug


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  • bgebrentbgebrent Posts: 19,636
    Nuthin gets by you!

    they keep sending statements. Shrug


    Penny loafer statement  =)
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
  • RRPRRP Posts: 24,316
    oh, boy...Scottie, you know I only wish you the best of the BEST. I'm not quite sure what you mean about the potentially dire impact of the liar getting elected, but seeing what bo has done to kill the coal industry in the USA I can only imagine the destruction of domestic oil interests that the liar potentially to follow will do. 
    Re-gasketing America one yard at a time.
  • northGAcocknorthGAcock Posts: 14,980
    bgebrent said:
    Robin, that's Scottie's quote brother. I know a typo. 
    Thanks bro.....cut two yards this evening. I got no mental bandwith tonight.
    Johns Creek GA with a Large & a 17" Blackstone........Medium & MiniMax in storage

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
  • lousubcaplousubcap Posts: 25,061
    @SGH - There is only so much you can sell here.  Working in your profession with the hours you log, not to mention the over-time that is out there leads one to have a concept of value for your efforts.  Right or wrong-it's out there.
    I don't care who makes or owns what around here- we all initially landed here wanting to learn how to improve our skills with the BGE.  Over time that has happened to all who cruise the forum.  Some of us stay and others move on.  
    You continue to contribute way more than most-let's just keep it that way and don't spend all of @RRP's money in one shot.  ;)
    Louisville; "indeterminate Jim" here.  Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!
  • bgebrentbgebrent Posts: 19,636
    bgebrent said:
    Robin, that's Scottie's quote brother. I know a typo. 
    Thanks bro.....cut two yards this evening. I got no mental bandwith tonight.
    Love ya man!  Knew what you were thinking.
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
  • SGHSGH Posts: 28,308
    lousubcap said:
    @SGH - don't spend all of @RRP's money in one shot.  ;)
     =)  =)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • Hans61Hans61 Posts: 3,877
    this made me laugh, thanks for sharing, hope they wore nut cups!!!
    “There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.”
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