I was so mad at my wife..unitl

SmokeyPitt · March 2016

You know your wife better than us. My wife is pretty practical so she wouldn't care so much about the actual date as long as we did something to celebrate. I would try to take her on a trip the weekend before if possible.

Eggcelsior · March 2016

Focker said:

Kudos to you for holding steady, getting a "bad beat".
This thread cracks me up.....manginas gallore.

Says the divorced guy.

Mattman3969 · March 2016

@caliking - you gotta talk about a boys trip not to get sunk

Botch · March 2016

Speaking strictly as an engineer, it's not the $40 you're going to lose, it's all the saved money (several hotel nights, two airfares, etc) that you're losing. Just thought I'd point that out.

Signed,
Botch,
Never Married,
Not even laid long time.

Chicklet · March 2016

MaC122 said:

Its a bunch of firemen, what could happen?

Where do I start?

PS: I love my fireman but I don't have enough space to list what could happen. You know I'm right.

meredith

XC242 · March 2016

MaC122 said:

Nice dinner? Trips booked so Im going!

Oh ya, a nice dinner's gonna fix this. Good luck with that dude...

StillH2OEgger · March 2016

Nobody on here is going to know your wife better than you. My wife would encourage me to go as I would her if roles are reversed. We don't have kids so we take lots of of opportunities during the course of the year to do things together. We would most definitely celebrate early or just after and I would probably line up a massage or something for her when I'm gone. It's just a day or few days in a year after all. What you do the other 360-plus days a year should be the most important.

nolaegghead · March 2016

You were upset she worked on Easter? Oh man.

clifkincaid · March 2016

9 years ago I went on a salmon fishing trip with buddies for the weekend. When I got home the wife surprised me with a happy anniversary new rod n reel. I hate that rod n reel 9 years later.

YukonRon · March 2016

In 3 years, just after smoking a turkey leg for one at Thanksgiving, followed by a ham steak for one at Christmas, you will look back and remember how your divorce attorney "only" took two thousand dollars to give away 2/3 of everything you own and sets you up with a nice payment plan for her, the rest of your life.
Yeah, good times ahead on that $40.00 trip with the guys.
Trust me, SHE will handle it well.

Spaightlabs · March 2016

5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman:
1) “Fine” – This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.
2) “Nothing” – means “Something” and you need to be worried.
3) “Go Ahead” – this is a dare, not permission, don't do it.
4) “Whatever” – A women's way of saying screw you.
5) “That's Ok” – She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Bonus Word: “Wow!” – This is not a compliment; she's amazed that one person could be so stupid.

Eggaroo · March 2016

Spaightlabs said:

5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman:
1) “Fine” – This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.
2) “Nothing” – means “Something” and you need to be worried.
3) “Go Ahead” – this is a dare, not permission, don't do it.
4) “Whatever” – A women's way of saying screw you.
5) “That's Ok” – She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Bonus Word: “Wow!” – This is not a compliment; she's amazed that one person could be so stupid.

Perfect analysis!

Foghorn · March 2016

nolaegghead said:

You were upset she worked on Easter? Oh man.

I was wondering when someone would bring this up.

JohnInCarolina · March 2016

JohnInCarolina said:

I think much depends on whether you ever expect to have sex with your wife again.

Not sure we ever got an answer to this one, but I feel like it bears repeating, given that some new sh!t has come to light.

I was so mad at my wife..unitl

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