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  • GrateEggspectations
    GrateEggspectations Posts: 10,303
    A friend wanted to take us to a pool at a swanky hotel while in Florida this spring. Not a fan of public pools for the above reasons but wanted to follow the hosts’ lead. The visit to the hotel was cut short when we discerned a brown submarine at the depths of the shallow end. 
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  • Ybabpmuts
    Ybabpmuts Posts: 969
    You sure it wasn't a hoagie?
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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 33,678
    GrateEggspectations said:
    A friend wanted to take us to a pool at a swanky hotel while in Florida this spring. Not a fan of public pools for the above reasons but wanted to follow the hosts’ lead. The visit to the hotel was cut short when we discerned a brown submarine at the depths of the shallow end. 
    https://youtu.be/bSMZysHNwxY

    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 34,396
    Baby Ruth..
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
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  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,125
    two pages of the deuce. Impressive.
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
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  • BigGreenKev
    BigGreenKev Posts: 268
    I was once at a water park in wisc. they had to close the lazy river because someone put a "baby ruth" in it.  Opened back up 20 minutes later.....not sure how much of the river was actually water at that point. Might have been a chlorine river.
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  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
    My next thread I start will be called:

    WTAYRN?
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,158
    Like: Pat Travers reference

    Dislike: foamy skin beards
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Like: Pat Travers reference

    Dislike: foamy skin beards
    I just pulled up Pat Travers boom boom Out go the lights on Spotify and listened to it and then realized what the lyrics say and now I regret the whole damn thing.
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
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  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516

    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
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  • shtgunal3
    shtgunal3 Posts: 5,926
    edited July 2022
    In the early 90’s Snow did a lot of “licky boom-boom down” in Informer.

    https://youtu.be/TSffz_bl6zo

    ___________________________________

     

     LBGE,SBGE, and a Mini makes three......Sweet home Alabama........ Stay thirsty my friends .

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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,158
    dmchicago said:

    yikes. Had no idea. Thought it was a party song. It is not
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 33,208
    well this took a dark turn
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,158
    shtgunal3 said:
    In the early 90’s Snow did a lot of “licky boom-boom down” in Informer.

    https://youtu.be/TSffz_bl6zo

    That dude had all the moves down. And the wardrobe...straight fire. 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,158
    If I move Pat Travers to the "dislike" column, does that mean I have to "like" foamy skin beards? Not sure of the etiquette here. 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    If I move Pat Travers to the "dislike" column, does that mean I have to "like" foamy skin beards? Not sure of the etiquette here. 
    I don’t think it’s binary, but I always pictured you as a foamy beard kinda guy
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  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,107
    We took a dark turn from turds.  A new low.

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 33,208
    Foghorn said:
    We took a dark turn from turds.  A new low.
    I didn’t think it was possible to get any darker or poopier and yet… here we are.  If this continues we might have to phone a friend and bring @caliking to the rescue.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 16,459
    Still, Darker:
     
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXMrDu7374Y
     
    I believe this was played for the first time, the last time I ever entered a disco in college.  
    ___________

    "If you have nothing to say, why do you keep talking?"  - Alton Brown's wife


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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,158
    theyolksonyou said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    If I move Pat Travers to the "dislike" column, does that mean I have to "like" foamy skin beards? Not sure of the etiquette here. 
    I don’t think it’s binary, but I always pictured you as a foamy beard kinda guy
    Are you saying I am a non-binary foamy beard guy? Im so confused. 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 20,887
    Guys, gals, and non-binary pals ... No matter your orientation you gotta poo.  The great unifier.

    Don't tell your problems to people.  80% of people don't care and 20% are glad you have them.


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  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 19,055
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Foghorn said:
    We took a dark turn from turds.  A new low.
    I didn’t think it was possible to get any darker or poopier and yet… here we are.  If this continues we might have to phone a friend and bring @caliking to the rescue.  
       I tried to keep up, but lost track of how many left turns this thread has taken.

    Y'all are on your own. 

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 19,055
    edited July 2022
    Re: public pools though, I'll take a moment to point out that...

    1. Urine is sterile. If yours isn't, you're not likely to be well enough to be hanging out in a public pool. 

    2. A dookie (or five) in thousands of gallons of chlorinated water ain't no big shitt. 

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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  • womaus
    womaus Posts: 256
    caliking said:
    Re: public pools though, I'll take a moment to point out that...

    1. Urine is sterile. If yours isn't, you're not likely to be well enough to be hanging out in a public pool. 

    2. A dookie (or five) in thousands of gallons of chlorinated water ain't no big shitt. 
    Finally. The sound of reason.
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,158
    caliking said:
    Re: public pools though, I'll take a moment to point out that...

    1. Urine is sterile. If yours isn't, you're not likely to be well enough to be hanging out in a public pool. 

    2. A dookie (or five) in thousands of gallons of chlorinated water ain't no big shitt. 
    You don’t know sh!t. 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    caliking said:
    Re: public pools though, I'll take a moment to point out that...

    1. Urine is sterile. If yours isn't, you're not likely to be well enough to be hanging out in a public pool. 

    2. A dookie (or five) in thousands of gallons of chlorinated water ain't no big shitt. 
    You don’t know sh!t. 
    Source?
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 20,887
    Saw this today while cooking outside.  Not sure why, but just seemed to fit in this thread.


    Don't tell your problems to people.  80% of people don't care and 20% are glad you have them.


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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 20,887
    Dang, it is sunk.

    Don't tell your problems to people.  80% of people don't care and 20% are glad you have them.


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  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Dang, it is sunk.
    Not if you’re the op. Regrettably. 
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
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