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Some things just p!$$ me off
dmchicago
Posts: 4,519

Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX
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I used to get mad at my spices all the time, then I learned how to use them properly. Also, I didn't buy the larger bottles until I figured out the smaller ones well enough, because sometimes I couldn't figure it out at all and if I bought the big one already too, that's a waste of money. I'm guessing that's what happened to you since you have two of the same rubs and your mad at them.
OR ... DD comes in small and course grind?
Ybabpmuts -
Nope. Note the size of the holes in the larger bottle.
Nothing, nada, zip comes out.Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX -
i remember natureboy years ago if this was to be a problem on the forum. not really sure if it was a cost issue or an availability issue. the consensus was that we could deal with it. its the forums fault
fukahwee maineyou can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it -
You're not the first guy to complain about holes that are too tight, trust me.California
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By the way if you own a power drill and a large bit this is no longer a problem after a few minutes of work. That bidet has made you soft.California
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Check the ingredient list. Maybe it's entirely made of nothing, nada and zip, in which case I'm not sure you'd know if it was coming out or not. If that's the case, I hope it wasn't sold by weight. If so .. that would make me mad too.
Ybabpmuts -
I pour my big bottles into a smaller bottle. Then store big bottle in cool, dry, dark place. Limits air exposure for bulk spices.dmchicago said:
I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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But clean. Clean and soft.Tip2Tip said:By the way if you own a power drill and a large bit this is no longer a problem after a few minutes of work. That bidet has made you soft.Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX -
"That bidet has made you soft"
Wait ... a bidet makes things soft? If that's the case, no man would use it first thing in morning, and then you'd have poopie pants while eating breakfast.
HOW .. HOW do they sell these things?
Ybabpmuts -
Psst, the other side of the lid opens too.Large and Small BGECentral, IL
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The real pro-move? Unscrew the top.saluki2007 said:Psst, the other side of the lid opens too.I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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what would piss me off even more is finding it with the foil seal not reinserted to keep it fresh longer. i dump mine in a bowl too mix it with the jamaican stuff anyways so no real need for the shaker side
fukahwee maineyou can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it -
Doesn't appear to be clumping up, however, so take the victories where you can get them.Stillwater, MN
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I make my own, loosely based on popular store bought brands. A tweak here and there and store them in dark colored Ball jars in the kitchen pantryLG BGE, Weber Genesis gas, Weber 22" Kettle, Weber Smokey Joe
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Excuse me. Buy I couldn't help but to chuckle Into a dayum laughter looking the photo. I immediately saw my self pouring way to effin much with the small one cussing. Then shaking the shyt out of the big one in a hurry cussing.
Aww this is greatColumbus, Ohio -
I know what you mean that somethings just piss you off. After 6 decades of shaking hands I see this.
Kind of puts a whole new perspective on things. No more shaking hands.Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.
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The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. -
SGH said:I know what you mean that somethings just piss you off. After 6 decades of shaking hands I see this.
Kind of puts a whole new perspective on things. No more shaking hands.
Visalia, Ca @lkapigian -
You folks need to get out of the saunas at your local men's club. WTAH? Even if a hand DID that, and I'm not suggesting it did, wouldn't it wash itself. Isn't that what the whole other hand is for?
Ybabpmuts
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I'm left handed so the recipient is good to go! 🤜Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.
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No “stranger” action? You are missing out.lousubcap said:I'm left handed so the recipient is good to go! 🤜Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX -
Update. Not p!$$ed anymore.
Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX -
I am unable to change hands without missing a stroke.The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
No “stranger” action? You are missing out.lousubcap said:I'm left handed so the recipient is good to go! 🤜
Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint. -
Sucks getting old 😂lousubcap said:
I am unable to change hands without missing a stroke.The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
No “stranger” action? You are missing out.lousubcap said:I'm left handed so the recipient is good to go! 🤜
Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX -
dmchicago said:
The widespread racism, hatred, and terrorism pushed by the Repubs these days, and this is what pisses you off??
Memphis, TN -
Counterpoint: Almost every hand you have ever shaken has touched anus.SGH said:I know what you mean that somethings just piss you off. After 6 decades of shaking hands I see this.
Kind of puts a whole new perspective on things. No more shaking hands."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
At some point you've gotta pick the things you can control or manage. The closer to you the more the impact.
Regarding the national issues, that wound is so deep that until the Dear Leader admits to the oath of the President of the United States "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States" then the way ahead is gonna be a very challenging ride. I did hear him say those words on January 20, 2017. FWIW-Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint. -
Wrong forum, sport.HighHeat said:dmchicago said:
The widespread racism, hatred, and terrorism pushed by the Repubs these days, and this is what pisses you off??Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX -
"and will to the best of my ability" - ay there's the rub.Ubi panis, ibi patria.
Large - Roswell rig, MiniMax-PS Woo; Cocoa, Fl. -
I’ve been into this stuff lately. Adequate hole size too.

South of Columbus, Ohio. -
Try opening the larger flap on the other side top of large container with the spoon imprint and get all you need lmao
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