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Some things just p!$$ me off

dmchicago
dmchicago Posts: 4,516

Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX
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  • Ybabpmuts
    Ybabpmuts Posts: 961
    I used to get mad at my spices all the time, then I learned how to use them properly. Also, I didn't buy the larger bottles until I figured out the smaller ones well enough, because sometimes I couldn't figure it out at all and if I bought the big one already too, that's a waste of money. I'm guessing that's what happened to you since you have two of the same rubs and your mad at them.

    OR ... DD comes in small and course grind?

    Ybabpmuts 
  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
    Nope. Note the size of the holes in the larger bottle.

    Nothing, nada, zip comes out.
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 33,187
    i remember natureboy years ago if this was to be  a problem on the forum. not really sure if it was a cost issue or an availability issue. the consensus was that we could deal with it. its the forums fault
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • Tip2Tip
    Tip2Tip Posts: 100
    By the way if you own a power drill and a large bit this is no longer a problem after a few minutes of work.  That bidet has made you soft.  
    California
  • Ybabpmuts
    Ybabpmuts Posts: 961
    Check the ingredient list. Maybe it's entirely made of nothing, nada and zip, in which case I'm not sure you'd know if it was coming out or not. If that's the case, I hope it wasn't sold by weight. If so .. that would make me mad too.


    Ybabpmuts 
  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 20,110
    dmchicago said:

    I pour my big bottles into a smaller bottle.  Then store big bottle in cool, dry, dark place. Limits air exposure for bulk spices.

    It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. - Captain Jean-Luc Packard


  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
    Tip2Tip said:
    By the way if you own a power drill and a large bit this is no longer a problem after a few minutes of work.  That bidet has made you soft.  
    But clean. Clean and soft. 
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • Ybabpmuts
    Ybabpmuts Posts: 961
    "That bidet has made you soft" 

    Wait ... a bidet makes things soft? If that's the case, no man would use it first thing in morning, and then you'd have poopie pants while eating breakfast.

    HOW .. HOW do they sell these things?

    Ybabpmuts
  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 20,110
    Psst, the other side of the lid opens too.
    The real pro-move?  Unscrew the top.

    It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. - Captain Jean-Luc Packard


  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 33,187
    what would piss me off even more is finding it with the foil seal not reinserted to keep it fresh longer. i dump mine in a bowl too mix it with the jamaican stuff anyways so no real need for the shaker side
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • StillH2OEgger
    StillH2OEgger Posts: 3,805
    Doesn't appear to be clumping up, however, so take the victories where you can get them.
    Stillwater, MN
  • Hansm
    Hansm Posts: 214
    I make my own, loosely based on popular store bought brands. A tweak here and there and store them in dark colored Ball jars in the kitchen pantry
    LG BGE,  Weber Genesis gas, Weber 22" Kettle, Weber Smokey Joe
  • jdMyers
    jdMyers Posts: 1,336
    Excuse me.  Buy I couldn't help but to chuckle Into a dayum laughter looking the photo.  I immediately saw my self pouring way to effin much with the small one cussing.  Then shaking the shyt out of the big one in a hurry cussing.

    Aww this is great
    Columbus, Ohio
  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,810
    I know what you mean that somethings just piss you off. After 6 decades of shaking hands I see this. 

    Kind of puts a whole new perspective on things. No more shaking hands. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • lkapigian
    lkapigian Posts: 11,027
    SGH said:
    I know what you mean that somethings just piss you off. After 6 decades of shaking hands I see this. 

    Kind of puts a whole new perspective on things. No more shaking hands. 

    Visalia, Ca @lkapigian
  • Ybabpmuts
    Ybabpmuts Posts: 961
    You folks need to get out of the saunas at your local men's club. WTAH? Even if a hand DID that, and I'm not suggesting it did,  wouldn't it wash itself. Isn't that what the whole other hand is for?

    Ybabpmuts

  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 33,455
    I'm left handed so the recipient is good to go!  🤜
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 33,455
    lousubcap said:
    I'm left handed so the recipient is good to go!  🤜
    No “stranger” action? You are missing out. 
    I am unable to change hands without missing a stroke.   :D
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
  • lousubcap said:
    lousubcap said:
    I'm left handed so the recipient is good to go!  🤜
    No “stranger” action? You are missing out. 
    I am unable to change hands without missing a stroke.   :D
    Sucks getting old 😂
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
  • HighHeat
    HighHeat Posts: 221
    dmchicago said:

    The widespread racism, hatred, and terrorism pushed by the Repubs these days, and this is what pisses you off??

    Memphis, TN
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 31,961
    SGH said:
    I know what you mean that somethings just piss you off. After 6 decades of shaking hands I see this. 

    Kind of puts a whole new perspective on things. No more shaking hands. 
    Counterpoint: Almost every hand you have ever shaken has touched anus.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 33,455
    At some point you've gotta pick the things you can control or manage.  The closer to you the more the impact.
    Regarding the national issues, that wound is so deep that until the Dear Leader admits to the oath of the President of the United States "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States" then the way ahead is gonna be a very challenging ride.  I did hear him say those words on January 20, 2017.  FWIW-
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
    HighHeat said:
    dmchicago said:

    The widespread racism, hatred, and terrorism pushed by the Repubs these days, and this is what pisses you off??

    Wrong forum, sport. 
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • SamIAm2
    SamIAm2 Posts: 1,944
    "and will to the best of my ability" -  ay there's the rub.
    Ubi panis, ibi patria.
    Large - Roswell rig, MiniMax-PS Woo; Cocoa, Fl.
  • alaskanassasin
    alaskanassasin Posts: 8,056
    I’ve been into this stuff lately. Adequate hole size too.


    South of Columbus, Ohio.


  • stv8r
    stv8r Posts: 1,127
    Try opening the larger flap on the other side top of large container with the spoon imprint and get all you need lmao