It’s Not October Any More

JohnInCarolina

We’re on to November now.

Just an observation.  Can someone pin this thread?

WeberWho

I say we continue Croctober into November.

ColbyLang

WeberWho said:

I say we continue Croctober into November.

Are those is permanent “assault” mode? Asking for a friend that wears them way too often

Battleborn

JohnInCarolina said:

We’re on to November now.

Just an observation.  Can someone pin this thread?

Nope, it’s too close to December. 

fiber_induced_deuce

Eggvember sounds horrible.  Stick to enginerding, you are no poet.

WeberWho

ColbyLang said:

WeberWho said:

I say we continue Croctober into November.

Are those is permanent “assault” mode? Asking for a friend that wears them way too often

I swear I wouldn't be that guy who wore Croc shoes. Last Christmas I asked my sister for the cheapest pair of sandals to slip on to go out to the egg. I ended up with Crocs. They are comfy. I almost tore something earlier this week when the garage floor was wet. They need to go at this point. I wore them more than I'd like to admit. Super comfy. I need to find something as comfy but not stupid ugly looking. 

dmchicago

WeberWho said:

ColbyLang said:

WeberWho said:

I say we continue Croctober into November.

Are those is permanent “assault” mode? Asking for a friend that wears them way too often

I swear I wouldn't be that guy who wore Croc shoes. Last Christmas I asked my sister for the cheapest pair of sandals to slip on to go out to the egg. I ended up with Crocs. They are comfy. I almost tore something earlier this week when the garage floor was wet. They need to go at this point. I wore them more than I'd like to admit. Super comfy. I need to find something as comfy but not stupid ugly looking. 

I've purchased 3 pairs of Allbirds over the past year and love them.

https://www.allbirds.com/collections/mens-loungers

JohnInCarolina

dmchicago said:

WeberWho said:

ColbyLang said:

WeberWho said:

I say we continue Croctober into November.

Are those is permanent “assault” mode? Asking for a friend that wears them way too often

I swear I wouldn't be that guy who wore Croc shoes. Last Christmas I asked my sister for the cheapest pair of sandals to slip on to go out to the egg. I ended up with Crocs. They are comfy. I almost tore something earlier this week when the garage floor was wet. They need to go at this point. I wore them more than I'd like to admit. Super comfy. I need to find something as comfy but not stupid ugly looking. 

I've purchased 3 pairs of Allbirds over the past year and love them.

https://www.allbirds.com/collections/mens-loungers

Would you characterize the feel of those as akin to a "warm motherly hug", or are they not quite at the Bidet-level of comfort?  

dmchicago

JohnInCarolina said:

dmchicago said:

WeberWho said:

ColbyLang said:

WeberWho said:

I say we continue Croctober into November.

Are those is permanent “assault” mode? Asking for a friend that wears them way too often

I swear I wouldn't be that guy who wore Croc shoes. Last Christmas I asked my sister for the cheapest pair of sandals to slip on to go out to the egg. I ended up with Crocs. They are comfy. I almost tore something earlier this week when the garage floor was wet. They need to go at this point. I wore them more than I'd like to admit. Super comfy. I need to find something as comfy but not stupid ugly looking. 

I've purchased 3 pairs of Allbirds over the past year and love them.

https://www.allbirds.com/collections/mens-loungers

Would you characterize the feel of those as akin to a "warm motherly hug", or are they not quite at the Bidet-level of comfort?  

Don't you even dare to compare the delicious supple, velvety full-foot warmth of the Allbird shoe to the soothing, warm, wet, pulsating, all anal encompassing motherly hug of the TOTO Drake Washlet S550. 

Until you've walked a mile in my Allbirds or cleansed your soiled undercarrage on my TOTO, you'll never come to appreciate the lux life I live.

TEXASBGE2018

I want to both flag and like that at the same time, is that possible?

Legume

I have this image of Dennis just lounging around his penthouse on a daily basis in a smoking jacket, cocktail in hand, etc.

dmchicago

Legume said:

I have this image of Dennis just lounging around his penthouse on a daily basis in a smoking jacket, cocktail in hand, etc.

I don't smoke...eggcept on the Egg. No cocktails before 5. Sorry...five.

Legume

dmchicago said:

Legume said:

I have this image of Dennis just lounging around his penthouse on a daily basis in a smoking jacket, cocktail in hand, etc.

I don't smoke...eggcept on the Egg. No cocktails before 5. Sorry...five.

Well ****.  You’re not my favorite anymore.

JohnInCarolina

Legume said:

I have this image of Dennis just lounging around his penthouse on a daily basis in a smoking jacket, cocktail in hand, etc.

I have this same image except there are a lot of naked women walking around.

Oh wait that's not Dennis that's Hugh Hefner (may he rest in peace).  

WeberWho

dmchicago said:

WeberWho said:

ColbyLang said:

WeberWho said:

I say we continue Croctober into November.

Are those is permanent “assault” mode? Asking for a friend that wears them way too often

I swear I wouldn't be that guy who wore Croc shoes. Last Christmas I asked my sister for the cheapest pair of sandals to slip on to go out to the egg. I ended up with Crocs. They are comfy. I almost tore something earlier this week when the garage floor was wet. They need to go at this point. I wore them more than I'd like to admit. Super comfy. I need to find something as comfy but not stupid ugly looking. 

I've purchased 3 pairs of Allbirds over the past year and love them.

https://www.allbirds.com/collections/mens-loungers

Thank you 

dmchicago

JohnInCarolina said:

Legume said:

I have this image of Dennis just lounging around his penthouse on a daily basis in a smoking jacket, cocktail in hand, etc.

I have this same image except there are a lot of naked women walking around.

Oh wait that's not Dennis that's Hugh Hefner (may he rest in peace).  

If the girls are on my computer does that still count?

JohnInCarolina

dmchicago said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Legume said:

I have this image of Dennis just lounging around his penthouse on a daily basis in a smoking jacket, cocktail in hand, etc.

I have this same image except there are a lot of naked women walking around.

Oh wait that's not Dennis that's Hugh Hefner (may he rest in peace).  

If the girls are on my computer does that still count?

I know you said you were good at sales but no these are not remotely equivalent.

dmchicago

JohnInCarolina said:

dmchicago said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Legume said:

I have this image of Dennis just lounging around his penthouse on a daily basis in a smoking jacket, cocktail in hand, etc.

I have this same image except there are a lot of naked women walking around.

Oh wait that's not Dennis that's Hugh Hefner (may he rest in peace).  

If the girls are on my computer does that still count?

I know you said you were good at sales but no these are not remotely equivalent.

But..they're free! 

HendersonTRKing

WeberWho said:

ColbyLang said:

WeberWho said:

I say we continue Croctober into November.

Are those is permanent “assault” mode? Asking for a friend that wears them way too often

I swear I wouldn't be that guy who wore Croc shoes. Last Christmas I asked my sister for the cheapest pair of sandals to slip on to go out to the egg. I ended up with Crocs. They are comfy. I almost tore something earlier this week when the garage floor was wet. They need to go at this point. I wore them more than I'd like to admit. Super comfy. I need to find something as comfy but not stupid ugly looking. 

Here's your upgrade.  Ugly enough to make a difference; comfy enough to not care.  Merrill camp moc.  $80 but worth it.  Thank me later.

JohnInCarolina

I really did not anticipate this thread turning into a discussion of appropriate fall footwear.  

Legume

JohnInCarolina said:

I really did not anticipate this thread turning into a discussion of appropriate fall footwear.  

Well, it is Octvember

JohnInCarolina

I did think about making the title of this one "Why Is There Still A Pinned Octoberfest Thread?" but felt like that might be a little bit too on the tail.  

HendersonTRKing

JohnInCarolina said:

I really did not anticipate this thread turning into a discussion of appropriate fall footwear.  

You were anticipating undergarments?

Ozzie_Isaac

These are my shoes of choice (usually in boots, but some occasions call for shoes)

Ozzie_Isaac

JohnInCarolina said:

I really did not anticipate this thread turning into a discussion of appropriate fall footwear.  

The only thing more mysterious than D'.... I mean the buffalo is the meandering ways of a forum thread.

nolaegghead

Thanks for lightening my wallet with those shoes, Ozzie.

Gulfcoastguy

Do those Allbirds come in a 10w or 10.5w? Do they run large or small? I’m wearing wool socks and a wool shirt along with jeans at the moment. A real fan of wool. 

Ozzie_Isaac

nolaegghead said:

Thanks for lightening my wallet with those shoes, Ozzie.

You will not be disappointed.  They are like walking on a cloud, and are not slippery.

nolaegghead

Ozzie_Isaac said:

nolaegghead said:

Thanks for lightening my wallet with those shoes, Ozzie.

You will not be disappointed.  They are like walking on a cloud, and are not slippery.

Crocs are the worst in that regard.  I face planted once down the front stairs when it was raining.

dmchicago

Gulfcoastguy said:

Do those Allbirds come in a 10w or 10.5w? Do they run large or small? I’m wearing wool socks and a wool shirt along with jeans at the moment. A real fan of wool. 

Don't know about the width. I have big but narrow feet. Size 13. They fit me fine.

They have a easy peasy return policy.

JohnInCarolina

Ozzie_Isaac said:

These are my shoes of choice (usually in boots, but some occasions call for shoes)

Not sure I get the camo location here.  Is this so nobody can see you when your legs are in the air?

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