Practical Jokes you've pulled (Where the statute of limitations has run out)

frazzdaddy

WeberWho said:

My friend in high school had a late 80's Grand Marquis. That thing was a tank. We used to beat on that thing. We had that car airborne a few different times. 

My other friend in high school had a Dodge 600 that was a hand me down from his grandma. AKA the Dodge Sh*thundred. One day waiting in line waiting to leave the high school parking lot my friend with the Grand Marquis and my other friend with the Sh*thundred drove as close as they could to each other's vehicle to be funny. Somehow the corner of my friends Grand Marquis big a** front bumper got stuck inside the front fender of the Dodge Sh*thundred. To the point where they couldn't get it unstuck. The two cars were literally stuck together. Causing no one else to be able to leave the parking lot. They both had their cars in reverse pulling each other around. Eventually the Sh*thundred gave up the fight and the whole front fender got ripped out from the bumper of the Grand Marquis. Absolutely hilarious watching the fender get ripped out. That Marquis drove like a dream and was built like a tank!

This one time in shop..... There was this kid who's parents gifted him a new Toyota supra. He made the mistake of claiming it could waste many of the 68/73 big block Chevelles, Camaros and Mustangs owned by the rest of the group and was ridiculed mercilessly for it. To make his point after doing the initial oil change on our one rack he dumped the clutch lighting up the rear tire and charging backwards out of the shop. Unfortunately he neglected to shut his drivers door and it caught the garage door tracks on the way out. Left it on the floor in an impressive cloud of smoke. Best shop day ever.  

JohnInCarolina

frazzdaddy said:

WeberWho said:

My friend in high school had a late 80's Grand Marquis. That thing was a tank. We used to beat on that thing. We had that car airborne a few different times. 

My other friend in high school had a Dodge 600 that was a hand me down from his grandma. AKA the Dodge Sh*thundred. One day waiting in line waiting to leave the high school parking lot my friend with the Grand Marquis and my other friend with the Sh*thundred drove as close as they could to each other's vehicle to be funny. Somehow the corner of my friends Grand Marquis big a** front bumper got stuck inside the front fender of the Dodge Sh*thundred. To the point where they couldn't get it unstuck. The two cars were literally stuck together. Causing no one else to be able to leave the parking lot. They both had their cars in reverse pulling each other around. Eventually the Sh*thundred gave up the fight and the whole front fender got ripped out from the bumper of the Grand Marquis. Absolutely hilarious watching the fender get ripped out. That Marquis drove like a dream and was built like a tank!

This one time in shop..... There was this kid who's parents gifted him a new Toyota supra. He made the mistake of claiming it could waste many of the 68/73 big block Chevelles, Camaros and Mustangs owned by the rest of the group and was ridiculed mercilessly for it. To make his point after doing the initial oil change on our one rack he dumped the clutch lighting up the rear tire and charging backwards out of the shop. Unfortunately he neglected to shut his drivers door and it caught the garage door tracks on the way out. Left it on the floor in an impressive cloud of smoke. Best shop day ever.  

Money can buy you a lot of things, but it can’t buy you brains or good judgment.  

Eggscuses

Working late one night with a friend. Stopped to get something to drink .Grabbed a local paper at the same time. In the back of the paper there are sections people seeking people. Highlighted a bunch of men seeking men ads and put it in his lunchbox. His wife found it the next morning. 

One neighbor was on vacation. Bunch of neighbors knew he was coming back on Saturday, and would have to cut his grass. We took the blades off his mower,that was locked in his shed. Yes we unscrewed the hinges. He started it and tried to engage the blades. Shut the mower off. And repeated 3 or 4 times. We were all sitting across the street just watching and laughing our asses off.

alaskanassasin

With the advent of electric impact guns, I would take the center blade off of my buddies commercial lawnmower and put it in his truck box.  On a Monday morning I would get him pretty good.

Cornholio

JohnInCarolina said: 

Money can buy you a lot of things, but it can’t buy you brains or good judgment.  

Indeed, just ask Aunt Becky.

texaswig

Stink bait under springs in car seat. cow pie decorated as birthday cake. Also me and a few of my buddies moved a huge 4 piece decorative fountain / bird bath from a jerk neighbor's house  to across the street to someone else's.

thetrim

Someone once put a dead crawdad under the front seat of someone else's SUV

JohnInCarolina

Cornholio said:

JohnInCarolina said: 

Money can buy you a lot of things, but it can’t buy you brains or good judgment.  

Indeed, just ask Aunt Becky.

She and her husband and their spawn are, by all accounts, total idiots.  They are also the embodiment of entitlement.  

DoubleEgger

JohnInCarolina said:

Cornholio said:

JohnInCarolina said: 

Money can buy you a lot of things, but it can’t buy you brains or good judgment.  

Indeed, just ask Aunt Becky.

She and her husband and their spawn are, by all accounts, total idiots.  They are also the embodiment of entitlement.  

All from a really terrible TV sitcom too...

unoriginalusername

Not to long ago when email was relatively a mystery to the layperson and tools like fake mail allowed you to send very convincing imitation messages this prank was executed.

A group of us had just finished a week in another country and at the airport we had to fill in some paperwork before flying home.  One of the documents wasn't in english so the group struggled / guessed at how to fill it out and we did our best estimate and it seemed fine... unusually one of things we could recognize is the ask for an email address.

After we got home fine, a few our our more gullible travel partners received a very official looking email (using the fake email service) thanking them for their application to become a citizen, and that while their application was being processed their passport had been placed on seize by the government until the paperwork renouncing their citizenship could be completed.

This was sent on April 1... all but 1 person got that this was a joke.  After a few hours it was bizarre that nobody had heard from the last person... turns out they had called the embassy, the consulate in the foreign country and a lawyer in that time lol

The joke was revealed and thankfully nobody went to prison for impersonating a government official lol.

JRWhitee

JohnInCarolina said:

Does blowing up mailboxes count as a practical joke?  Asking for a friend...

That may be a Federal offense.

JohnInCarolina

JRWhitee said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Does blowing up mailboxes count as a practical joke?  Asking for a friend...

That may be a Federal offense.

Only if there is mail inside.  Don't ask me how I know that...

saluki2007

In high school we would drive around during Christmas time and look for houses with light up reindeer in their front yards.  When the home owners woke up in the morning their reindeer were trying to make baby reindeer...

WesJohnson

My old boss back before I took his job he drove his wife's car to work one week while his was in the shop so I took a pair of my wife's panties and tossed them in the backseat of his wife's ride kind of out of the way so he couldn't see them and it caused all sorts of drama with his lady when she did see them and she ended up leaving him but he killed himself shortly after so I may have took it a little too farted. 

lkapigian

northGAcock said:

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Gulfcoastguy said

One trick in freshman dorm was to fill a large manila envelope with shaving cream, slid the open end under some ones door then stomp on the envelope. Another was to slide about 4 pennies between the door jam and the lock of somebodies room while they were in it. That locked them in their own room until they could convince someone to remove the pennies.

We did those as well.....  simple and effective. Great memories doing those.

Lay an album cover over the envelope and you get a more even pressure from the "stomp" - allegedly...

What’s an album?  😎

LP, vinyl, 33 1/3....with pops and scratches. 

I have a ton of 78's

GrateEggspectations

WesJohnson said:

My old boss back before I took his job he drove his wife's car to work one week while his was in the shop so I took a pair of my wife's panties and tossed them in the backseat of his wife's ride kind of out of the way so he couldn't see them and it caused all sorts of drama with his lady when she did see them and she ended up leaving him but he killed himself shortly after so I may have took it a little too farted. 

lkapigian

GrateEggspectations said:

WesJohnson said:

My old boss back before I took his job he drove his wife's car to work one week while his was in the shop so I took a pair of my wife's panties and tossed them in the backseat of his wife's ride kind of out of the way so he couldn't see them and it caused all sorts of drama with his lady when she did see them and she ended up leaving him but he killed himself shortly after so I may have took it a little too farted. 

@WesJohnson is by far my favorite Troll Character

SonVolt

lol

speed51133

wonder why the guy drives around with his wife's undies in his car??....

GrateEggspectations

lkapigian said:

GrateEggspectations said:

WesJohnson said:

My old boss back before I took his job he drove his wife's car to work one week while his was in the shop so I took a pair of my wife's panties and tossed them in the backseat of his wife's ride kind of out of the way so he couldn't see them and it caused all sorts of drama with his lady when she did see them and she ended up leaving him but he killed himself shortly after so I may have took it a little too farted. 

@WesJohnson is by far my favorite Troll Character

I like him as well, though I must admit that Phaq-face is quickly earning a place in my heart. The only trouble with Wes is that awful tendency not to pay people. He STILL owes RRP!!

JohnInCarolina

lkapigian said:

GrateEggspectations said:

WesJohnson said:

My old boss back before I took his job he drove his wife's car to work one week while his was in the shop so I took a pair of my wife's panties and tossed them in the backseat of his wife's ride kind of out of the way so he couldn't see them and it caused all sorts of drama with his lady when she did see them and she ended up leaving him but he killed himself shortly after so I may have took it a little too farted. 

@WesJohnson is by far my favorite Troll Character

I’m partial to fiber-induced-deuce.  The troll, not the condition.

SonVolt

I take it you've never drank psyllium husk? 10/10 - would recommend. 

GrateEggspectations

SonVolt said:

I take it you've never drank psyllium husk? 10/10 - would recommend. 

I actually own a nutrition-oriented recipe book rife with recipes calling for psyllium husk. Bought it, but have not yet employed it in a recipe. 

alaskanassasin

https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/traffic-stop-leads-to-3m-hidden-in-barrels-of-raw-pork-shoulders/1017393037/

Is that your handy work @PigBeanUs ?

speed51133

what happens to all the pork???

SaltySam

https://www.jokergreeting.com/collections/best-sellers/products/christmas-card-with-confetti?variant=22645322241


So you don’t have to click on it, a Christmas card with an endless loop of music that continues even after you close the card.  If you try to remove the battery, the housing for it is filled with glitter.  

Fantastic

buzd504

JohnInCarolina said:

lkapigian said:

GrateEggspectations said:

WesJohnson said:

My old boss back before I took his job he drove his wife's car to work one week while his was in the shop so I took a pair of my wife's panties and tossed them in the backseat of his wife's ride kind of out of the way so he couldn't see them and it caused all sorts of drama with his lady when she did see them and she ended up leaving him but he killed himself shortly after so I may have took it a little too farted. 

@WesJohnson is by far my favorite Troll Character

I’m partial to fiber-induced-deuce.  The troll, not the condition.

Doesn't really matter how you get there.

nolaegghead

buzd504 said:

JohnInCarolina said:

lkapigian said:

GrateEggspectations said:

WesJohnson said:

My old boss back before I took his job he drove his wife's car to work one week while his was in the shop so I took a pair of my wife's panties and tossed them in the backseat of his wife's ride kind of out of the way so he couldn't see them and it caused all sorts of drama with his lady when she did see them and she ended up leaving him but he killed himself shortly after so I may have took it a little too farted. 

@WesJohnson is by far my favorite Troll Character

I’m partial to fiber-induced-deuce.  The troll, not the condition.

Doesn't really matter how you get there.

In this case I would say it's the journey, not the destination.

Thapco

Back in college days, pledged a frat and the actives gave us H--L.  The pledges have to fight back so during that time I had access to a refinery that process gasoline.  They dyed the different grades of gas with a colored dye to identify it.  I got some of the red and blue dye and put it in some gelatin capsules like you can give medicine to large livestock.  We unscrewed the shower heads in the frat house and put a capsule in each shower head and put them back on.  This dye is permanent and there were several actives walking around campus for over a week some were blue and some were red.  School colors. 

They paid us back but we had fun.