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OT - Anyone Heard From John
Just wondering if anyone has heard from @johnincarolina after last night's crazy upset. Just want to make sure he is ok, and not in a rubber room somewhere wearing a "I love me" jacket.
Crazy game, crazy finish, and I love to see upsets, although very rarely does a #1 fall to an unranked team. Will be interesting to see how many spots they fall.
MMBGE / Large BGE / XL BGE (Craigslist Find) / SF30x80 cabinet trailer - "Ol' Mortimer" / Outdoor kitchen in progress.
RECOVERING BUBBLEHEAD
Southeastern CT.
RECOVERING BUBBLEHEAD
Southeastern CT.
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Visalia, Ca @lkapigian
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LOL. Dook sucks!
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I think he's still locked out of the forum after all the password issues. I got a few texts from him when all that was going down but he's been awful quiet. I keep waiting for @Conway_Twitty to show up with a Duke Avatar

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somehow I think John is still with us, I can't quite put my finger on it, just a hunch.....
Rockwall, Tx LBGE, Minimax, 22" Blackstone, Pizza Party Bollore. Cast Iron Hoarder.
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Wait. John is missing? I just got a text from him 10 minutes ago so he's still alive. I see activity in at least 40 of his 100 troll accounts, but maybe they got hijacked.
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Very clever John. Using one of the more obvious of your troll accounts to infer you are using troll accounts. It’s like you’re trying to launder this all-caps troll account to legitimize it.TEXASBGE2018 said:somehow I think John is still with us, I can't quite put my finger on it, just a hunch.....THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -
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@johninpurgatorysaluki2007 said:Who?South of Columbus, Ohio. -
That would be one of the best hoodwinks of all-time on hereLegume said:
Very clever John. Using one of the more obvious of your troll accounts to infer you are using troll accounts. It’s like you’re trying to launder this all-caps troll account to legitimize it.TEXASBGE2018 said:somehow I think John is still with us, I can't quite put my finger on it, just a hunch.....
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he wishes I was his troll account
Rockwall, Tx LBGE, Minimax, 22" Blackstone, Pizza Party Bollore. Cast Iron Hoarder.
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By John telling us "he wishes he was" an account that he IS, is this another layer of the "matrix" just screwing with our skulls? Or is this not an actual troll account (ALL CAPS, brilliant, BTW) in which case we are to believe that a person of your "magnitude" actually exists and is living in Texas as breathes air and has a heartbeat n sh!t? INCONCEIVABLE. Or, at least, remarkable.TEXASBGE2018 said:he wishes I was his troll account
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It still cracks me up that you get your taint so worked up about my forum handle. But to answer your question, ya breathing is kinda hard sometimes.nolaegghead said:
By John telling us "he wishes he was" an account that he IS, is this another layer of the "matrix" just screwing with our skulls? Or is this not an actual troll account (ALL CAPS, brilliant, BTW) in which case we are to believe that a person of your "magnitude" actually exists and is living in Texas as breathes air and has a heartbeat n sh!t? INCONCEIVABLE. Or, at least, remarkable.TEXASBGE2018 said:he wishes I was his troll account
Rockwall, Tx LBGE, Minimax, 22" Blackstone, Pizza Party Bollore. Cast Iron Hoarder.
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Been kinda nice. I personally hope he’s been stuck in the Atlanta airport because he lost his ID and can t get on a plane because of it.=======================================
XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP PitBoss Navigator 850G 11/25
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Funny thing about this forum. There are actually only 5 people behind all the accounts. The owner of the JIC account probably has another 20 or 30 accounts to unlock first.
I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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Ok John. Whatever you say.TEXASBGE2018 said:
It still cracks me up that you get your taint so worked up about my forum handle. But to answer your question, ya breathing is kinda hard sometimes.nolaegghead said:
By John telling us "he wishes he was" an account that he IS, is this another layer of the "matrix" just screwing with our skulls? Or is this not an actual troll account (ALL CAPS, brilliant, BTW) in which case we are to believe that a person of your "magnitude" actually exists and is living in Texas as breathes air and has a heartbeat n sh!t? INCONCEIVABLE. Or, at least, remarkable.TEXASBGE2018 said:he wishes I was his troll accountTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -
Gotchya, Legume AKA TEXASALLCAP, AKA nolaegghad, AKA rubmyrock, AKA....Legume said:
Ok John. Whatever you say.TEXASBGE2018 said:
It still cracks me up that you get your taint so worked up about my forum handle. But to answer your question, ya breathing is kinda hard sometimes.nolaegghead said:
By John telling us "he wishes he was" an account that he IS, is this another layer of the "matrix" just screwing with our skulls? Or is this not an actual troll account (ALL CAPS, brilliant, BTW) in which case we are to believe that a person of your "magnitude" actually exists and is living in Texas as breathes air and has a heartbeat n sh!t? INCONCEIVABLE. Or, at least, remarkable.TEXASBGE2018 said:he wishes I was his troll account
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He’s still locked out because he can’t remember which of his porn subscription email address he used to register.The Cen-Tex Smoker said:I think he's still locked out of the forum after all the password issues. I got a few texts from him when all that was going down but he's been awful quiet. I keep waiting for @Conway_Twitty to show up with a Duke Avatar
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He has told me he has a real job. I suppose that is what is keeping him from being on the forum.
Has he told anyone what it is? I do not believe he could be referring to the Duke gig."Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
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I think he works on Spring St on the weekends.YukonRon said:He has told me he has a real job. I suppose that is what is keeping him from being on the forum.
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What a fuking clown show this forum has become.
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My dad always talks about his sore taint when goes cyclingTEXASBGE2018 said:
It still cracks me up that you get your taint so worked up about my forum handle. But to answer your question, ya breathing is kinda hard sometimes.nolaegghead said:
By John telling us "he wishes he was" an account that he IS, is this another layer of the "matrix" just screwing with our skulls? Or is this not an actual troll account (ALL CAPS, brilliant, BTW) in which case we are to believe that a person of your "magnitude" actually exists and is living in Texas as breathes air and has a heartbeat n sh!t? INCONCEIVABLE. Or, at least, remarkable.TEXASBGE2018 said:he wishes I was his troll account“There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.”
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There's like, corn kernels, not just fiber anymore.fiber_induced_deuce said:What a fuking clown show this forum has become.
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Last week I sent John a copy of “Glory, Glory Trumpelujah” and “Come all ye Trumpsters” to review before I post it. After reading it he probably had to retreat to his safe space to recover
Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.
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John called me to have me tell you that you can all go F* yourselves. His words, not mine.
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Did he really say that, or did he just say phaqallyall?nolaegghead said:John called me to have me tell you that you can all go F* yourselves. His words, not mine.THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -
If his beloved Dookies didnt get beat by a HS team would anyone be asking where he is???_________________________________________________Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!Large BGE 2006, Mini Max 2014, 36" Blackstone, Anova Sous Vide
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