OT: Why Do I Think Of @caliking When I Read This Article

northGAcock

I remember a few years back (prolly 10 years or so) I had rotater cuff surgery on my right shoulder (dominant hand). The hardest thing for me was to wipe my rear end with my left hand. It weren't purdy. 

smokingal

@JohnInCarolina I lol'd so hard at that quote myself.  And while the reddit user may not be a world renowned authority on cleanliness, I have to agree.  At the start of my career I had to do shift work.  As such, the employees had to share some resources like chairs.  Some chairs were to be avoided.  So, "Yes, people can tell.  Yes, it's really that bad".

The Cen-Tex Smoker

This is awesome. 

saluki2007

Do yourself a favor and read the reviews.

https://smile.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S/ref=sr_1_1?crid=23QMRM6TB9GZV&keywords=shittens&qid=1558034951&s=gateway&sprefix=****%2Caps%2C149&sr=8-1

littlerascal56

northGAcock said:

I remember a few years back (prolly 10 years or so) I had rotater cuff surgery on my right shoulder (dominant hand). The hardest thing for me was to wipe my rear end with my left hand. It weren't purdy. 

Have to agree 100%. I had gout in my right wrist for 3 days, and it’s amazing how tough it was to wipe left handed, or run a computer mouse!

SandyHookEgger

So the procedure has science behind it. What a about johnnie house and Sears Roebuck catalogs. You had to avoid the slick pages.

caliking

littlerascal56 said:

northGAcock said:

I remember a few years back (prolly 10 years or so) I had rotater cuff surgery on my right shoulder (dominant hand). The hardest thing for me was to wipe my rear end with my left hand. It weren't purdy. 

Have to agree 100%. I had gout in my right wrist for 3 days, and it’s amazing how tough it was to wipe left handed, or run a computer mouse!

Wait... there are people who wipe their butt with their right hand??

Legume

So, how’s that one-handed pie making going?

nolaegghead

caliking said:

littlerascal56 said:

northGAcock said:

I remember a few years back (prolly 10 years or so) I had rotater cuff surgery on my right shoulder (dominant hand). The hardest thing for me was to wipe my rear end with my left hand. It weren't purdy. 

Have to agree 100%. I had gout in my right wrist for 3 days, and it’s amazing how tough it was to wipe left handed, or run a computer mouse!

Wait... there are people who wipe their butt with their right hand??

I'm not one of them, then again, I'm right handed.

caliking

Legume said:

So, how’s that one-handed pie making going?

 I've found that soap has it's merits.

Legume

caliking said:

Legume said:

So, how’s that one-handed pie making going?

 I've found that soap has it's merits.

So, does left / right matter then?

nolaegghead

ISS head

YukonRon

Legume said:

caliking said:

Legume said:

So, how’s that one-handed pie making going?

 I've found that soap has it's merits.

So, does left / right matter then?

For what kind of pies?

Legume

I think I’ve drank my last Lefthand Milk Stout.

Hand pies Ron, hand pies.

caliking

Legume said:

caliking said:

Legume said:

So, how’s that one-handed pie making going?

 I've found that soap has it's merits.

So, does left / right matter then?

 Depends on who the pie is for

lousubcap

Too friggin funny-for the record the only thing I attempt right-handed is a wicked wolf whistle.  Used to play golf right-handed but mailed that in after 50+ years and gave it up.  (Natural lefty here -and that is about 10% of the population).  FWIW-

Edit: front to back , left to right or all the reverse of the above-all good. 

JohnInCarolina

caliking said:

littlerascal56 said:

northGAcock said:

I remember a few years back (prolly 10 years or so) I had rotater cuff surgery on my right shoulder (dominant hand). The hardest thing for me was to wipe my rear end with my left hand. It weren't purdy. 

Have to agree 100%. I had gout in my right wrist for 3 days, and it’s amazing how tough it was to wipe left handed, or run a computer mouse!

Wait... there are people who wipe their butt with their right hand??

If they do, you know they’re not a thief from Saudi Arabia.

thetrim

Since we’re all friends here, I did want to let y’all know that I just used my left to wipe (I used the paper), and I was quite amazed w my dexterity!

CTMike

The toilet on a submarine looks similar to this:



The valve on the left is seawater for flushing, the handle on the right is a ball valve straight to the sanitary tank. When the San tank is full, it is pressurized with air (pressure depends on the depth). Many a squid has overlooked the sign saying the tank is pressurized and joined the brown speckled trout club by opening that ball valve and creating a sh!t-geyser. I can honestly say I managed to not join that esteemed club in my 20 years of service. 

JohnInCarolina

CTMike said:

The valve on the left is seawater for flushing, the handle on the right is a ball valve straight to the sanitary tank. When the San tank is full, it is pressurized with air (pressure depends on the depth). Many a squid has overlooked the sign saying the tank is pressurized and joined the brown speckled trout club by opening that ball valve and creating a sh!t-geyser. I can honestly say I managed to not join that esteemed club in my 20 years of service. 

Why are submariners always talking about things being forced into poop holes under too much pressure?

CTMike

JohnInCarolina said:

CTMike said:

The valve on the left is seawater for flushing, the handle on the right is a ball valve straight to the sanitary tank. When the San tank is full, it is pressurized with air (pressure depends on the depth). Many a squid has overlooked the sign saying the tank is pressurized and joined the brown speckled trout club by opening that ball valve and creating a sh!t-geyser. I can honestly say I managed to not join that esteemed club in my 20 years of service. 

Why are submariners always talking about things being forced into poop holes under too much pressure?

No one (that I know of) flushes a submarine toilet while sitting on it - that is a recipe for a high pressure sh!t enema. Rather you stand up, zip up your coveralls, then flush. To give you some more ammunition, the coveralls are called a “poopy suit.” I do not know the origin of the name. 

lousubcap

@CTMike has opened a $hit storm library of tales that are best left to your imagination.  Suffice to offer, crap under pressure and then unexpectedly released when not planned in your presence can lead to ...

thetrim

#Go Army Beat Navy

bgebrent

northGAcock said:

I remember a few years back (prolly 10 years or so) I had rotater cuff surgery on my right shoulder (dominant hand). The hardest thing for me was to wipe my rear end with my left hand. It weren't purdy. 

Same experience. 6 years ago. Back to front. Front to back. It’s all so confusing. 

YukonRon

I really thought this was going to be another killer cook.

bgebrent

YukonRon said:

I really thought this was going to be another killer cook.

From Mike?  Like he ever cooks anything. 😉

CTMike

bgebrent said:

YukonRon said:

I really thought this was going to be another killer cook.

From Mike?  Like he ever cooks anything. 😉

Said the guy who takes credit for Nicole’s hard work. 

bgebrent

CTMike said:

bgebrent said:

YukonRon said:

I really thought this was going to be another killer cook.

From Mike?  Like he ever cooks anything. 😉

Said the guy who takes credit for Nicole’s hard work. 

It must be past your bedtime. And yes, I ride on her shoulders 🤣

YukonRon

bgebrent said:

YukonRon said:

I really thought this was going to be another killer cook.

From Mike?  Like he ever cooks anything. 😉

Not Mike, Ashish....

Gulfcoastguy

Is this going to be another of those 2000 post threads? Oooops! I abetted!