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OT: hmmm...thank you officier : OT
Just to make a long story short my career was as a "bean counter" so for 55 years now I have done my own taxes...no Turbo tax or any other crutch because sometimes I find it a challenge.
Today I needed a couple forms for a client rather than use the forms on the IRS site. I went to our local IRS office for those forms. Just as soon as I walked in some "Johnny Law wannabe" with a shaved haircut and top knot told me to stop! I said...huh??? He said "I told you to STOP! Why are you here?" At first I was dumbfounded, but said "to get some forms and I pointed at the wall where they have been for years! Even before I got my reply out he already had his hand on his pistol!!!
I said "you're kidding me?" He said, No - this is now standard practice."
Guess I should sleep tight tonight knowing some skin head armed with a pistol and an IRS badge will be protecting us taxpayers from picking up blank forms at the "helpful IRS" office!
Today I needed a couple forms for a client rather than use the forms on the IRS site. I went to our local IRS office for those forms. Just as soon as I walked in some "Johnny Law wannabe" with a shaved haircut and top knot told me to stop! I said...huh??? He said "I told you to STOP! Why are you here?" At first I was dumbfounded, but said "to get some forms and I pointed at the wall where they have been for years! Even before I got my reply out he already had his hand on his pistol!!!
I said "you're kidding me?" He said, No - this is now standard practice."
Guess I should sleep tight tonight knowing some skin head armed with a pistol and an IRS badge will be protecting us taxpayers from picking up blank forms at the "helpful IRS" office!
Re-gasketing the USA one yard at a time
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With the limited dealings I have had with those people I have to say I am not surprised.South of Columbus, Ohio.
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I would report your experience to the taxpayers’ advocate office.Michael
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Did you say, “Sorry to bother you Officer Johnson, I’ll be on my way!”??=======================================
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#doyouknowWes?thetrim said:Did you say, “Sorry to bother you Officer Johnson, I’ll be on my way!”??Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga -
Did he look like this Ron?

"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
or like one of these guys?

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Did you ask what is the proper procedure for procuring said form?=======================================
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bgebrent said:One more reason to carry.Be careful, if AOC aka "THE DITZ" has her way you will NOT be allowed to "carry".
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Great thread for a Friday. Kudos Ron!=======================================
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It’s spelled “scared” unless you’re an AOC’r.🤪nolaegghead said:Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga -
This from the guy who can’t spell “Duke”bgebrent said:
It’s spelled “scared” unless you’re an AOC’r.🤪nolaegghead said:"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
Are you sure you didn't drive to Chicago?Large and Small BGECentral, IL
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Dook. Puke. I can spell dook.JohnInCarolina said:
This from the guy who can’t spell “Duke”bgebrent said:
It’s spelled “scared” unless you’re an AOC’r.🤪nolaegghead said:Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga -
My local Social Security office also has an armed guard at the front door. You get a number from him and then sit in the waiting room till they are ready for you.
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IRS and Customs are the two law enforcement agencies immune from the burden of probable cause.Large BGE and Medium BGE
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The moose out front should've told ya.....

"Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
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lake police and game wardens too. don't askMaskedMarvel said:IRS and Customs are the two law enforcement agencies immune from the burden of probable cause.
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I'm guessing there is more to this story.
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Game wardens can search your deep freeze without a warrant.
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Seriously? A deep freezer? Outside or inside your house? Only thing that seems rational there is that outside it may fall under some sort of plain sight exemption?Gulfcoastguy said:Game wardens can search your deep freeze without a warrant.Large BGE and Medium BGE
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bgebrent said:
It’s spelled “scared” unless you’re an AOC’r.🤪nolaegghead said:Bleat! Bleat!I think that's spelled correctly.______________________________________________I love lamp.. -
Sad state of affairs right there. Must be concerned over the change to the tax law and the refund backlash

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In Kansas!?!littlerascal56 said:My local Social Security office also has an armed guard at the front door. You get a number from him and then sit in the waiting room till they are ready for you.LBGE, PSWOO, 36" Blackstone, MasterBuilt smoke box- Playing with fire in Three Rivers, MI
My '23 & Me' said I'm 2/3 bacon and 1/3 Red Blooded American
USMC Veteran
Always do sober what you said you would drunk, that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut. -EH -
Good thing you weren't wearing a hoodie or possibly deaf.
Steve
XL, Mini Max, and a 22" Blackstone in Cincinnati, Ohio
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