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BEST LUMP EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
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    pUreHkcoL said:
    I think the Buffalo has done a little better job lately but they could so easily nip this in a bud in a matter of days if they would just start banning the people who post the garbage. I mean they have literally killed 10 threads of @GrillSgt this year and here he is still posting garbage- pictures of girls with their toelips hanging out. I just don’t understand why he is still allowed to post. And the worse part is this is a grown man with grandkids for gods sake.
    can you explain you screen name?

    TIA
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • ColtsFan
    ColtsFan Posts: 6,360
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    Nobody likes a pu$$y
    ~ John - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
    XL BGE, LG BGE, KJ Jr, PK Original, Ardore Pizza Oven, King Disc 
    Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

  • ColtsFan
    ColtsFan Posts: 6,360
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    ColtsFan said:
    Nobody likes a pu$$y
    Well..... You know what I 
    ~ John - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
    XL BGE, LG BGE, KJ Jr, PK Original, Ardore Pizza Oven, King Disc 
    Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
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    ColtsFan said:
    Nobody likes a pu$$y
    With this I must disagree. 
  • ColtsFan
    ColtsFan Posts: 6,360
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    ColtsFan said:
    Nobody likes a pu$$y
    With this I must disagree. 
    See above. Lol
    ~ John - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
    XL BGE, LG BGE, KJ Jr, PK Original, Ardore Pizza Oven, King Disc 
    Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

  • Woodchunk
    Woodchunk Posts: 911
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    HeavyG said:
    Woodchunk said:
    HeavyG said:

    Do you actually take/have the time to read EVERY thread 
     
    This is funny as heck, from someone who never post any cooks and probably doesn't own an egg. If it wasn't for OT' s you wouldn't have a reason to post

    Where's your tag team partner? :)

    Hey man...if it would really help you sleep better at night I'll actually consider posting a cook. Why? Because I'm a caring guy.

    Surprised you haven't posted your Den Mother video yet.
    4500 post and no cooks
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 31,066
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    Jesus who gives a sh!t?

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
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    Jesus who gives a sh!t?

    Or....

    jesus, who gives a ****.


    all in the punctuation
  • jeffwit
    jeffwit Posts: 1,348
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    Jason posts a picture of a lump behind somebody’s ear and boom, missiles are launched? Surely there is a more “triggery” thread out there that is more deserving. You know, ones about cast iron or flying squirrels or something. 
    Jefferson, GA
    XL BGE, MM, Things to flip meat over and stuff
    Wife, 3 kids, 5 dogs, 4 cats, 12 chickens, 2 goats, 2 pigs. 
    “Honey, we bought a farm.”
  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
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    Toe lips. Now that's funny. 

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."

                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

    2 Large
    Peachtree Corners, GA
  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 14,638
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    I love the idea of thousands or hundreds of thousands of lurkers that only want info and contribute nothing.  And then get upset.
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 31,066
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    @HeavyG may not have any cooks posted, but he does have a very useful thread on how to tell if your brisket is ready.  That’s more than I can say for some folks here.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 14,638
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    @HeavyG may not have any cooks posted, but he does have a very useful thread on how to tell if your brisket is ready.  That’s more than I can say for some folks here.
    I don’t care, mark it zero.
  • milesvdustin
    milesvdustin Posts: 2,882
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    This guy obviously doesnt get the vibe around here 

    2 LBGE, Blackstone 36, Jumbo Joe

    Egging in Southern Illinois (Marion)

  • Sea2Ski
    Sea2Ski Posts: 4,088
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    jeffwit said:
    .....Surely there is a more “triggery” thread out there that is more deserving. You know, ones about cast iron or flying squirrels or something. 
    There is a flying squirrel thread? Does it tell you how to get rid of them?
    They have been landing on my roof at night waking me up. I know this because you can hear them land and run. Then you can hear them run and .... [silence].
    I finally saw one about 2 months ago fly off.
    They are causing no damage that I can see.... just all night long I hear them running on the roof and are driving me crazy.
    Who has the link?
    --------------------------------------------------
    Burning lump in Downingtown, PA or diesel in Cape May, NJ.
    ....just look for the smoke!
    Large and MiniMax
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    Caliking said:   Meat in bung is my favorite. 
  • GrillSgt
    GrillSgt Posts: 2,507
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    I’m a flower lover. Twolips. 
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 31,066
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    jeffwit said:
    Jason posts a picture of a lump behind somebody’s ear and boom, missiles are launched? Surely there is a more “triggery” thread out there that is more deserving. You know, ones about cast iron or flying squirrels or something. 
    Lol man, that was funny.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
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    Sea2Ski said:
    jeffwit said:
    .....Surely there is a more “triggery” thread out there that is more deserving. You know, ones about cast iron or flying squirrels or something. 
    There is a flying squirrel thread? Does it tell you how to get rid of them?
    They have been landing on my roof at night waking me up. I know this because you can hear them land and run. Then you can hear them run and .... [silence].
    I finally saw one about 2 months ago fly off.
    They are causing no damage that I can see.... just all night long I hear them running on the roof and are driving me crazy.
    Who has the link?
    How about loud as$ birds who sit in the gutters outside your bedroom on the weekend?  Any advice?
  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 16,991
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    Sea2Ski said:
    jeffwit said:
    .....Surely there is a more “triggery” thread out there that is more deserving. You know, ones about cast iron or flying squirrels or something. 
    There is a flying squirrel thread? Does it tell you how to get rid of them?
    They have been landing on my roof at night waking me up. I know this because you can hear them land and run. Then you can hear them run and .... [silence].
    I finally saw one about 2 months ago fly off.
    They are causing no damage that I can see.... just all night long I hear them running on the roof and are driving me crazy.
    Who has the link?
    How about loud as$ birds who sit in the gutters outside your bedroom on the weekend?  Any advice?
    Ear plugs.
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,832
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    Sea2Ski said:
    jeffwit said:
    .....Surely there is a more “triggery” thread out there that is more deserving. You know, ones about cast iron or flying squirrels or something. 
    There is a flying squirrel thread? Does it tell you how to get rid of them?
    They have been landing on my roof at night waking me up. I know this because you can hear them land and run. Then you can hear them run and .... [silence].
    I finally saw one about 2 months ago fly off.
    They are causing no damage that I can see.... just all night long I hear them running on the roof and are driving me crazy.
    Who has the link?
    How about loud as$ birds who sit in the gutters outside your bedroom on the weekend?  Any advice?
    Arm your kids with airsoft guns.
    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE  - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker
  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
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    DMW said:
    Sea2Ski said:
    jeffwit said:
    .....Surely there is a more “triggery” thread out there that is more deserving. You know, ones about cast iron or flying squirrels or something. 
    There is a flying squirrel thread? Does it tell you how to get rid of them?
    They have been landing on my roof at night waking me up. I know this because you can hear them land and run. Then you can hear them run and .... [silence].
    I finally saw one about 2 months ago fly off.
    They are causing no damage that I can see.... just all night long I hear them running on the roof and are driving me crazy.
    Who has the link?
    How about loud as$ birds who sit in the gutters outside your bedroom on the weekend?  Any advice?
    Arm your kids with airsoft guns.
    They sleep through it. Opposite side of the house. 
  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
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    DMW said:
    Sea2Ski said:
    jeffwit said:
    .....Surely there is a more “triggery” thread out there that is more deserving. You know, ones about cast iron or flying squirrels or something. 
    There is a flying squirrel thread? Does it tell you how to get rid of them?
    They have been landing on my roof at night waking me up. I know this because you can hear them land and run. Then you can hear them run and .... [silence].
    I finally saw one about 2 months ago fly off.
    They are causing no damage that I can see.... just all night long I hear them running on the roof and are driving me crazy.
    Who has the link?
    How about loud as$ birds who sit in the gutters outside your bedroom on the weekend?  Any advice?
    Arm your kids with airsoft guns.
    Working in manufacturing, I have plenty of earplugs. 
  • Sea2Ski
    Sea2Ski Posts: 4,088
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    Sea2Ski said:
    jeffwit said:
    .....Surely there is a more “triggery” thread out there that is more deserving. You know, ones about cast iron or flying squirrels or something. 
    There is a flying squirrel thread? Does it tell you how to get rid of them?
    They have been landing on my roof at night waking me up. I know this because you can hear them land and run. Then you can hear them run and .... [silence].
    I finally saw one about 2 months ago fly off.
    They are causing no damage that I can see.... just all night long I hear them running on the roof and are driving me crazy.
    Who has the link?
    How about loud as$ birds who sit in the gutters outside your bedroom on the weekend?  Any advice?
    I never had that problem, so no.

    Have any for getting rid of flying squirrels?
    --------------------------------------------------
    Burning lump in Downingtown, PA or diesel in Cape May, NJ.
    ....just look for the smoke!
    Large and MiniMax
    --------------------------------------------------

    Caliking said:   Meat in bung is my favorite. 
  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
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    Sea2Ski said:
    Sea2Ski said:
    jeffwit said:
    .....Surely there is a more “triggery” thread out there that is more deserving. You know, ones about cast iron or flying squirrels or something. 
    There is a flying squirrel thread? Does it tell you how to get rid of them?
    They have been landing on my roof at night waking me up. I know this because you can hear them land and run. Then you can hear them run and .... [silence].
    I finally saw one about 2 months ago fly off.
    They are causing no damage that I can see.... just all night long I hear them running on the roof and are driving me crazy.
    Who has the link?
    How about loud as$ birds who sit in the gutters outside your bedroom on the weekend?  Any advice?
    I never had that problem, so no.

    Have any for getting rid of flying squirrels?
    Sadly, no. Sorry. 
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    LockHerUp = pUreHkcoL
    ______________________________________________
    I love lamp..
  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,368
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    Woodchunk said:
    HeavyG said:
    Woodchunk said:
    HeavyG said:

    Do you actually take/have the time to read EVERY thread 
     
    This is funny as heck, from someone who never post any cooks and probably doesn't own an egg. If it wasn't for OT' s you wouldn't have a reason to post

    Where's your tag team partner? :)

    Hey man...if it would really help you sleep better at night I'll actually consider posting a cook. Why? Because I'm a caring guy.

    Surprised you haven't posted your Den Mother video yet.
    4500 post and no cooks
    And when I reach the 9K post count it will still be zero cooks posted.

    I've been participating in various cooking forums for about 30 years and have never posted a pix of anything I've cooked. Posted lot's of other pictures but never food on a plate.

    I did say on another thread a few weeks ago tho that if I am still around that for my 10K post I WILL post a cook. Or at least try to.

    When that happens I'll be sure to send you a heads up PM so you don't miss it as it will probably be epic.


    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




  • alaskanassasin
    alaskanassasin Posts: 7,709
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    Sea2Ski said:
    jeffwit said:
    .....Surely there is a more “triggery” thread out there that is more deserving. You know, ones about cast iron or flying squirrels or something. 
    There is a flying squirrel thread? Does it tell you how to get rid of them?
    They have been landing on my roof at night waking me up. I know this because you can hear them land and run. Then you can hear them run and .... [silence].
    I finally saw one about 2 months ago fly off.
    They are causing no damage that I can see.... just all night long I hear them running on the roof and are driving me crazy.
    Who has the link?
    How about loud as$ birds who sit in the gutters outside your bedroom on the weekend?  Any advice?

    Sounds like your gutters need a bit more pitch to them.... or cleaning, bird baths.
    South of Columbus, Ohio.


  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 31,066
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    LockHerUp = pUreHkcoL
    Well, I guess that just proves this is another one of your troll accounts, DOESN’T IT?!?!?
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 14,638
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    Sea2Ski said:
    jeffwit said:
    .....Surely there is a more “triggery” thread out there that is more deserving. You know, ones about cast iron or flying squirrels or something. 
    There is a flying squirrel thread? Does it tell you how to get rid of them?
    They have been landing on my roof at night waking me up. I know this because you can hear them land and run. Then you can hear them run and .... [silence].
    I finally saw one about 2 months ago fly off.
    They are causing no damage that I can see.... just all night long I hear them running on the roof and are driving me crazy.
    Who has the link?
    How about loud as$ birds who sit in the gutters outside your bedroom on the weekend?  Any advice?
    Spatchcock, 400 raised direct.  I would brine a wild bird for a day or so.