BEST LUMP EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theyolksonyou

Legume said:

theyolksonyou said:

Sea2Ski said:

jeffwit said:

.....Surely there is a more “triggery” thread out there that is more deserving. You know, ones about cast iron or flying squirrels or something. 

There is a flying squirrel thread? Does it tell you how to get rid of them?
They have been landing on my roof at night waking me up. I know this because you can hear them land and run. Then you can hear them run and .... [silence].
I finally saw one about 2 months ago fly off.
They are causing no damage that I can see.... just all night long I hear them running on the roof and are driving me crazy.
Who has the link?

How about loud as$ birds who sit in the gutters outside your bedroom on the weekend?  Any advice?

Spatchcock, 400 raised direct.  I would brine a wild bird for a day or so.

They wake me up. I'm too lazy to kill them. I'm trying to sleep in!

nolaegghead

Because the troll is apparently unhinged, unhappy and very, very angry...I suspect it's exactly who it appears to be. 

nolaegghead

I am never any of those things.

milesvdustin

HeavyG said:

Woodchunk said:

HeavyG said:

Woodchunk said:

HeavyG said:

Do you actually take/have the time to read EVERY thread 

 

This is funny as heck, from someone who never post any cooks and probably doesn't own an egg. If it wasn't for OT' s you wouldn't have a reason to post

Where's your tag team partner?

Hey man...if it would really help you sleep better at night I'll actually consider posting a cook. Why? Because I'm a caring guy.

Surprised you haven't posted your Den Mother video yet.

4500 post and no cooks

And when I reach the 9K post count it will still be zero cooks posted.

I've been participating in various cooking forums for about 30 years and have never posted a pix of anything I've cooked. Posted lot's of other pictures but never food on a plate.

I did say on another thread a few weeks ago tho that if I am still around that for my 10K post I WILL post a cook. Or at least try to.

When that happens I'll be sure to send you a heads up PM so you don't miss it as it will probably be epic.

Cook a hot dog

HeavyG

Sea2Ski said:

theyolksonyou said:

Sea2Ski said:

jeffwit said:

.....Surely there is a more “triggery” thread out there that is more deserving. You know, ones about cast iron or flying squirrels or something. 

There is a flying squirrel thread? Does it tell you how to get rid of them?
They have been landing on my roof at night waking me up. I know this because you can hear them land and run. Then you can hear them run and .... [silence].
I finally saw one about 2 months ago fly off.
They are causing no damage that I can see.... just all night long I hear them running on the roof and are driving me crazy.
Who has the link?

How about loud as$ birds who sit in the gutters outside your bedroom on the weekend?  Any advice?

I never had that problem, so no.

Have any for getting rid of flying squirrels?

Call Boris and Natasha.

Ozzie_Isaac

dmchicago said:

pUreHkcoL said:

Jason I have been reading this site shortly after it started. I bought our first egg in 2001. You guys are so hung up on post counts. You are missing the point. The general public does not care to read your grade school trash. This is the only forum for the green egg. This forum has rules. Why is it so hard to abide by the rules? If troll is what suits your fancy then by all means I’m happy to be the troll. But regardless my point is valid. Unless you or someone can explain otherwise.

Hi,

Can you explain you screen name?

TIA.

Pure heckle..... i.e., peanut gallery.  Here just to heckle and stir the pot.

kweitz

Can Facebook be trusted with your data?

JohnInCarolina

kweitz said:

Can Facebook be trusted with your data?

JRWhitee

pUreHkcoL said:

@JRWhitee step up to the plate JR. How did I abuse something/someone? I’m stating simple facts. You leave a little flag and run. State your case and help me comprehend why/how I’m out of line here. Is it because I only have a few posts? Is it because I’m calling out your friends? Or do you simply believe I have abused this site or someone on this site or the owners of this site?

Post some cooks or stop complaining otherwise your just a troll. 

GATraveller

theyolksonyou said:

Legume said:

theyolksonyou said:

Sea2Ski said:

jeffwit said:

.....Surely there is a more “triggery” thread out there that is more deserving. You know, ones about cast iron or flying squirrels or something. 

There is a flying squirrel thread? Does it tell you how to get rid of them?
They have been landing on my roof at night waking me up. I know this because you can hear them land and run. Then you can hear them run and .... [silence].
I finally saw one about 2 months ago fly off.
They are causing no damage that I can see.... just all night long I hear them running on the roof and are driving me crazy.
Who has the link?

How about loud as$ birds who sit in the gutters outside your bedroom on the weekend?  Any advice?

Spatchcock, 400 raised direct.  I would brine a wild bird for a day or so.

They wake me up. I'm too lazy to kill them. I'm trying to sleep in!

What is this "sleeping in" that you speak of?  I'm not familiar with it!  

YukonRon

Use the ear plugs.
You are welcome.

Acn

HeavyG said:

Sea2Ski said:

theyolksonyou said:

Sea2Ski said:

jeffwit said:

.....Surely there is a more “triggery” thread out there that is more deserving. You know, ones about cast iron or flying squirrels or something. 

There is a flying squirrel thread? Does it tell you how to get rid of them?
They have been landing on my roof at night waking me up. I know this because you can hear them land and run. Then you can hear them run and .... [silence].
I finally saw one about 2 months ago fly off.
They are causing no damage that I can see.... just all night long I hear them running on the roof and are driving me crazy.
Who has the link?

How about loud as$ birds who sit in the gutters outside your bedroom on the weekend?  Any advice?

I never had that problem, so no.

Have any for getting rid of flying squirrels?

Call Boris and Natasha.

That wouldn't help, especially if they cause a moose to show up and hang out with the flying squirrels.