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Junk food- What’s your poison

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  • ksmyrl
    ksmyrl Posts: 1,050
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    At home...peanut butter and mayo samich...dont judge me. Away...mickie d's double cheeseburger. Again no judging. I once won a bet with some golf buddies.  I ate 10 MacDonald's double cheese burgers in 20 min. Paid for my next round of golf the next morning. It really wasn't hat hard either.
    Fish, Hunt, Cook....anything else?

    1LBGE, 1MMBGE, somewhere near Athens GA
  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 9,843
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    Thanks @SaltySam.  I try. Your buddy’s dad and I would probably enjoy dining together.  We could definitively determine if McDonald's fries or Sonic's tots are the perfect spud accompaniment for Long John Silver's fish.

    I did the “diet” version of this once. I got medium tots, then the 4 fish, then I drove through for doughnuts so I only had 12.  I felt good about being able to show restraint.

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 9,843
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    ksmyrl said:
    At home...peanut butter and mayo samich...dont judge me. Away...mickie d's double cheeseburger. Again no judging. I once won a bet with some golf buddies.  I ate 10 MacDonald's double cheese burgers in 20 min. Paid for my next round of golf the next morning. It really wasn't hat hard either.
    @ksmyrl, I'll pass on the samich.  But we could go to town on the McD's burgers.  I ate 12 quarter pounders on a high school basketball trip.  Could have eaten more but that was all the free ones I could find.  Everybody on the trip got 2 - including cheerleaders, equipment managers, etc and many only wanted 1.  

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

  • Boileregger
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    bgebrent said:
    Fine bourbon.
    This.  I've given up drinking to help lose weight and the lack of bourbon is killing me.
  • JohnnyTarheel
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    Not necessarily junk food but a tray of bad decisions that taste so good. 


    Love the Varsity!
    Charlotte, NC - Large BGE 2014, Maverick ET 733, Thermopen, Nest, Platesetter, Woo2 and Extender w/Grid, Kick Ash Basket, Pizza Stone, SS Smokeware Cap, Blackstone 36"
  • CTMike
    CTMike Posts: 3,247
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    bgebrent said:
    Fine bourbon.
    This.  I've given up drinking to help lose weight and the lack of bourbon is killing me.
    Bourbon is a diet drink compared to most beers. Drink up.
    MMBGE / Large BGE / XL BGE (Craigslist Find) / SF30x80 cabinet trailer - "Ol' Mortimer" / Outdoor kitchen in progress.  

    RECOVERING BUBBLEHEAD
    Southeastern CT. 
  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 9,843
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    "... the lack of bourbon is killing me."
    This is not something you read every day.

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

  • ryantt
    ryantt Posts: 2,532
    edited January 2018
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    Candied bacon on butter pecan ice cream with hot fudge and topped with slats candied pecan.  It is by far my favorite guilty pleasure!    I can’t stop once I start which is why I’m so damn fat these days.  
    XL BGE, KJ classic, Joe Jr, UDS x2 


  • CigarCityEgger
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    Wings are my kryptonite. And craft beer, trying to cut my beer drinking to once a week now, and so far that hasn’t happened 
  • GrateEggspectations
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    YukonRon said:
    A pack of crackers, thick sliced garlic bologna, american cheese and in season, sliced tomatoes, with a white burgundy.
    All damn day. 
    High-brow junk food, right here.  :)
  • etherdome
    etherdome Posts: 471
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    Cheez its . Hands down. 
    Upstate SC
    Large BGE,  Blackstone, Weber genesis , Weber charcoal classic
  • westernbbq
    westernbbq Posts: 2,490
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    Almond joy....im cuckoo for coconut
  • GrateEggspectations
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    Wings are my kryptonite. And craft beer, trying to cut my beer drinking to once a week now, and so far that hasn’t happened 
    I hear you brother. IMO, easier way to split it is: no beer on weekdays but no rules on weekends. On weekends, sub about half your beers for low-cal varieties (e.g., Michelob Ultra, etc.). Once you’re a few in, you won’t notice the difference.
  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 32,384
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    @GrateEggspectations - You do know that life is too short for light/lite beer.  Otherwise your plan for the weekdays has merit.  
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
  • GrateEggspectations
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    lousubcap said:
    @GrateEggspectations - You do know that life is too short for light/lite beer.  Otherwise your plan for the weekdays has merit.  
    I would counter that life’s too short for a pot-belly.

    :blush::)
  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 32,384
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    The pot-belly part can definitely be addressed w/o screwing around with beer. =)
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
  • HoustonEgger
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    McDonald's Double Cheese Burger with Mac Sauce (Basically a big mac for $1.50)
    Formerly of Houston, TX - Now Located in Bastrop, TX
    I work in the 'que business now (since 2017)

    6 Eggs: (1) XL, (2) Large, (1) Small, (1) Minimax & (1) Mini - Egging since 2007
    Also recently gained: (1) Gas Thing (came with the house), (1) 36" Blackstone Griddle & (1) Pitts & Spitts Pellet Smoker
  • baychilla
    baychilla Posts: 387
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    Wienerschnitzel chili cheese dogs.  I miss the days of my local Der Wienerschnitzel with chili cheese dogs, suicide sodas, and their fried chicken, bacon and swiss croissants (IMO the best fast food chicken sandwich ever).
    Near San Francisco in California
  • Photo Egg
    Photo Egg Posts: 12,110
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    More of a junk drink, Coke over ice...
    Thank you,
    Darian

    Galveston Texas
  • Gman2
    Gman2 Posts: 421
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    Hershey bar dipped in Jiffy creamy peanut butter
    LBGE, Mechanicsville, Va., LBGE, Duck, NC, XLBGE Wake, Va.
  • gonepostal
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    1) chips and salsa 2) Reese’s 3) Bagel Bites 
    Wetumpka, Alabama
    LBGE and MM
  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited January 2018
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    Oles with house salsa.

    Hardee's Sunday Biscuits N Gravy for $1.25, another staple. 

    Anything at Maid-Rite, triple cheeseburger here.

    Big Kahuna grilled pork T at The Precinct.

    Cousin's large combo, free always tastes the best.  :)

    Chocolate is always an extra special treat.

    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • SaltySam
    SaltySam Posts: 887
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    Taco Johns and Maid Rites?  You must live near me, @Focker.   If so, I like your style.  We should grab lunch sometime.  

    LBGE since June 2012

    Omaha, NE

  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    SaltySam said:
    Taco Johns and Maid Rites?  You must live near me, @Focker.   If so, I like your style.  We should grab lunch sometime.  
    Quad Cities IL/IA.
    Where's your castle?
    You're welcome here, any time.  
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • SaltySam
    SaltySam Posts: 887
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    I’m on the other side of Iowa.  This side of the Missouri, in Omaha.  Didn’t think I’d see anyone say Potato Ole’s on here!  We’ll plan on splitting a six pack and a pound whenever we meet up. Or, quite possibly we’ll each tackle the deal.  It wouldn’t be my first time. Ha!

    LBGE since June 2012

    Omaha, NE

  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 18,731
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    Foghorn said:
    My dinner hat trick for when my wife is out of town:

    Go to Sonic for a large order of tater tots.

    Eat them while driving to Long John Silvers to get 4 fish filets.

    Eat the fish while driving to Krispy Kreme where I go into the store because they give me a free doughnut to add to the dozen that I buy and eat.  Because, you know, 12 just isn't enough.


    I love how there’s a standard protocol. 

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 9,843
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    caliking said:
    Foghorn said:
    My dinner hat trick for when my wife is out of town:

    Go to Sonic for a large order of tater tots.

    Eat them while driving to Long John Silvers to get 4 fish filets.

    Eat the fish while driving to Krispy Kreme where I go into the store because they give me a free doughnut to add to the dozen that I buy and eat.  Because, you know, 12 just isn't enough.


    I love how there’s a standard protocol. 
    The key is that everything is consumed while it’s hot.  Otherwise, why bother?

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

  • kl8ton
    kl8ton Posts: 5,429
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    Foghorn said:
    caliking said:
    Foghorn said:
    My dinner hat trick for when my wife is out of town:

    Go to Sonic for a large order of tater tots.

    Eat them while driving to Long John Silvers to get 4 fish filets.

    Eat the fish while driving to Krispy Kreme where I go into the store because they give me a free doughnut to add to the dozen that I buy and eat.  Because, you know, 12 just isn't enough.


    I love how there’s a standard protocol. 
    The key is that everything is consumed while it’s hot.  Otherwise, why bother?
    I have a friend who eats leftover fast food.  I am thinking about an intervention.
    Large, Medium, MiniMax, & 22, and 36" Blackstone
    Grand Rapids MI
  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    SaltySam said:
    I’m on the other side of Iowa.  This side of the Missouri, in Omaha.  Didn’t think I’d see anyone say Potato Ole’s on here!  We’ll plan on splitting a six pack and a pound whenever we meet up. Or, quite possibly we’ll each tackle the deal.  It wouldn’t be my first time. Ha!
    Lol, sounds good to me.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 32,766
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    sambuca, white or black
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it