Junk food- What’s your poison

ksmyrl

At home...peanut butter and mayo samich...dont judge me. Away...mickie d's double cheeseburger. Again no judging. I once won a bet with some golf buddies.  I ate 10 MacDonald's double cheese burgers in 20 min. Paid for my next round of golf the next morning. It really wasn't hat hard either.

Foghorn

Thanks @SaltySam.  I try. Your buddy’s dad and I would probably enjoy dining together.  We could definitively determine if McDonald's fries or Sonic's tots are the perfect spud accompaniment for Long John Silver's fish.

I did the “diet” version of this once. I got medium tots, then the 4 fish, then I drove through for doughnuts so I only had 12.  I felt good about being able to show restraint.

Foghorn

ksmyrl said:

At home...peanut butter and mayo samich...dont judge me. Away...mickie d's double cheeseburger. Again no judging. I once won a bet with some golf buddies.  I ate 10 MacDonald's double cheese burgers in 20 min. Paid for my next round of golf the next morning. It really wasn't hat hard either.

@ksmyrl, I'll pass on the samich.  But we could go to town on the McD's burgers.  I ate 12 quarter pounders on a high school basketball trip.  Could have eaten more but that was all the free ones I could find.  Everybody on the trip got 2 - including cheerleaders, equipment managers, etc and many only wanted 1.  

Boileregger

bgebrent said:

Fine bourbon.

This.  I've given up drinking to help lose weight and the lack of bourbon is killing me.

JohnnyTarheel

DoubleEgger said:

Not necessarily junk food but a tray of bad decisions that taste so good. 

Love the Varsity!

CTMike

Boileregger said:

bgebrent said:

Fine bourbon.

This.  I've given up drinking to help lose weight and the lack of bourbon is killing me.

Bourbon is a diet drink compared to most beers. Drink up.

Foghorn

"... the lack of bourbon is killing me."

This is not something you read every day.

ryantt

Candied bacon on butter pecan ice cream with hot fudge and topped with slats candied pecan.  It is by far my favorite guilty pleasure!    I can’t stop once I start which is why I’m so damn fat these days.  

CigarCityEgger

Wings are my kryptonite. And craft beer, trying to cut my beer drinking to once a week now, and so far that hasn’t happened 

GrateEggspectations

YukonRon said:

A pack of crackers, thick sliced garlic bologna, american cheese and in season, sliced tomatoes, with a white burgundy.
All damn day. 

High-brow junk food, right here. 

etherdome

Cheez its . Hands down. 

westernbbq

Almond joy....im cuckoo for coconut

GrateEggspectations

CigarCityEgger said:

Wings are my kryptonite. And craft beer, trying to cut my beer drinking to once a week now, and so far that hasn’t happened 

I hear you brother. IMO, easier way to split it is: no beer on weekdays but no rules on weekends. On weekends, sub about half your beers for low-cal varieties (e.g., Michelob Ultra, etc.). Once you’re a few in, you won’t notice the difference.

lousubcap

@GrateEggspectations - You do know that life is too short for light/lite beer.  Otherwise your plan for the weekdays has merit.  

GrateEggspectations

lousubcap said:

@GrateEggspectations - You do know that life is too short for light/lite beer.  Otherwise your plan for the weekdays has merit.  

I would counter that life’s too short for a pot-belly.

lousubcap

The pot-belly part can definitely be addressed w/o screwing around with beer.

HoustonEgger

McDonald's Double Cheese Burger with Mac Sauce (Basically a big mac for $1.50)

baychilla

Wienerschnitzel chili cheese dogs.  I miss the days of my local Der Wienerschnitzel with chili cheese dogs, suicide sodas, and their fried chicken, bacon and swiss croissants (IMO the best fast food chicken sandwich ever).

Photo Egg

More of a junk drink, Coke over ice...

Gman2

Hershey bar dipped in Jiffy creamy peanut butter

gonepostal

1) chips and salsa 2) Reese’s 3) Bagel Bites 

Focker

Oles with house salsa.

Hardee's Sunday Biscuits N Gravy for $1.25, another staple. 

Anything at Maid-Rite, triple cheeseburger here.

Big Kahuna grilled pork T at The Precinct.

Cousin's large combo, free always tastes the best. 

Chocolate is always an extra special treat.

SaltySam

Taco Johns and Maid Rites?  You must live near me, @Focker.   If so, I like your style.  We should grab lunch sometime.  

Focker

SaltySam said:

Taco Johns and Maid Rites?  You must live near me, @Focker.   If so, I like your style.  We should grab lunch sometime.  

Quad Cities IL/IA.
Where's your castle?
You're welcome here, any time.  

SaltySam

I’m on the other side of Iowa.  This side of the Missouri, in Omaha.  Didn’t think I’d see anyone say Potato Ole’s on here!  We’ll plan on splitting a six pack and a pound whenever we meet up. Or, quite possibly we’ll each tackle the deal.  It wouldn’t be my first time. Ha!

caliking

Foghorn said:

My dinner hat trick for when my wife is out of town:

Go to Sonic for a large order of tater tots.

Eat them while driving to Long John Silvers to get 4 fish filets.

Eat the fish while driving to Krispy Kreme where I go into the store because they give me a free doughnut to add to the dozen that I buy and eat.  Because, you know, 12 just isn't enough.

I love how there’s a standard protocol. 

Foghorn

caliking said:

Foghorn said:

My dinner hat trick for when my wife is out of town:

Go to Sonic for a large order of tater tots.

Eat them while driving to Long John Silvers to get 4 fish filets.

Eat the fish while driving to Krispy Kreme where I go into the store because they give me a free doughnut to add to the dozen that I buy and eat.  Because, you know, 12 just isn't enough.

I love how there’s a standard protocol. 

The key is that everything is consumed while it’s hot.  Otherwise, why bother?

kl8ton

Foghorn said:

caliking said:

Foghorn said:

My dinner hat trick for when my wife is out of town:

Go to Sonic for a large order of tater tots.

Eat them while driving to Long John Silvers to get 4 fish filets.

Eat the fish while driving to Krispy Kreme where I go into the store because they give me a free doughnut to add to the dozen that I buy and eat.  Because, you know, 12 just isn't enough.

I love how there’s a standard protocol. 

The key is that everything is consumed while it’s hot.  Otherwise, why bother?

I have a friend who eats leftover fast food.  I am thinking about an intervention.

Focker

SaltySam said:

I’m on the other side of Iowa.  This side of the Missouri, in Omaha.  Didn’t think I’d see anyone say Potato Ole’s on here!  We’ll plan on splitting a six pack and a pound whenever we meet up. Or, quite possibly we’ll each tackle the deal.  It wouldn’t be my first time. Ha!

Lol, sounds good to me.

fishlessman

sambuca, white or black