Butt Blast Registration, Tickets!

JohnInCarolina

Friends,

   We know a good number of you are planning to come to the Butt Blast later on this month, and to help us out with planning - we are asking everyone to please register for the event.  The website for registration is here:

  http://burningloin.blogspot.com/2016/01/registration.html

   As with last year, the "tickets" are totally free.  There's no cost to any of this, except perhaps to your liver.  This is just a system to help us get a head count, coordinate cooks, etc.  When you register, it will ask you for an email address.  Please do provide one that works.  We won't publish these or distribute them.  It's just a means for us to get the word out to everyone the day of the event in case there are any last minute issues or weather problems.  This is especially important for people planning to cook or bringing a cooker - we will need to get a good count there and figure out some logistics.  
  
   There are three categories of tickets - tasters, chefs, and bringing a cooker.  There are explanations for each category on the website above, and you can sign up for more than one kind of ticket if you want.  For example, if you're planning on bringing your Egg and three members of your family, sign up for one cooker ticket and three taster tickets.  You can use the same email for both.  

  You won't be required to provide your ticket to "get in" to the event, but @bgebrent may ask for them to let you in to the petting zoo.  You've been warned.  Repeatedly.  
  

bgebrent

Repeatedly!

bgebrent

Please sign up so John won't have to quit his job!  Please.  Sign up brothers so the organizers who make this happen on their nickel can make it exceptional.

JohnnyTarheel

Done!!

bgebrent

This event is so overrated!  Just a bunch of clowns.

JohnInCarolina

bgebrent said:

This event is so overrated!  Just a bunch of clowns.

That's not a nice thing to say about our visitors from Kentucky!

bgebrent

JohnInCarolina said:

bgebrent said:

This event is so overrated!  Just a bunch of clowns.

That's not a nice thing to say about our visitors from Kentucky!

As you know, I was referencing the scumbags from NC.  Go Zags!

JohnnyTarheel

bgebrent said:

JohnInCarolina said:

bgebrent said:

This event is so overrated!  Just a bunch of clowns.

That's not a nice thing to say about our visitors from Kentucky!

As you know, I was referencing the scumbags from NC.  Go Zags!

It will be okay Brother Brent..... give it a year .... maybe

Wolfpack

Time heals all wounds Brent. This too will pass- at least you have football season to look forward... oh well never mind. 

JohnInCarolina

JohnnyTarheel said:

bgebrent said:

JohnInCarolina said:

bgebrent said:

This event is so overrated!  Just a bunch of clowns.

That's not a nice thing to say about our visitors from Kentucky!

As you know, I was referencing the scumbags from NC.  Go Zags!

It will be okay Brother Brent..... give it a year .... maybe

Or two.  Or three.  Or thirty.

YukonRon

40-0 next year. Write it down. Number 9.

YukonRon

My Beautiful wife and I have signed up. Got the shirts, and a camping spot. We are in.

JohnInCarolina

YukonRon said:

My Beautiful wife and I have signed up. Got the shirts, and a camping spot. We are in.

I hope you reserved a separate cabin for the crates of bourbon slushies.  

YEMTrey

I'm still kicking it around.   Somehow the terms Butt Blast, North Carolina, Camping, internet Dudes, petting Farm, bourbon slushies, and @nolaegghead and @SGH hasn't sold the wife over yet. 
I'm pretty much gonna get drunk and roll the dice.  What's the worse that can happen?!

tarheelmatt

YEMTrey said:7

I'm still kicking it around.   Somehow the terms Butt Blast, North Carolina, Camping, internet Dudes, petting Farm, bourbon slushies, and @nolaegghead and @SGH hasn't sold the wife over yet. 
I'm pretty much gonna get drunk and roll the dice.  What's the worse that can happen?!

You're missing the most important part. There's dude's from Kentucky that rapes farm animals, place goldfish up their bum, and lord knows what else. 

Jupiter Jim

I clicked on the link and then I can't register! Kay and I are attending and bringing an Egg not sure what size yet. Going to bed and will try again in the am.

northGAcock

Jupiter Jim said:

I clicked on the link and then I can't register! Kay and I are attending and bringing an Egg not sure what size yet. Going to bed and will try again in the am.

Jim...had no issue myself....you sure you have your mind in the right place?  Pleasant dreams. 

DMW

Registration? What next, papers please?

Ozzie_Isaac

I'm selling tickets.  $95.  Much better seats than JIC lawn tickets.  Guaranteed admission to the after party.  PM me for details.

*guaranteed safe from @SGH 's "after party"

SGH

I never thought that I would live to see the day that men signed up to have their butt blasted. What are y'all, anal freaks






I only kid my friends. 

YukonRon

Anus

SGH

YukonRon said:

Anus

That's more like it

Jupiter Jim

We are registered now.

JohnInCarolina

Jupiter Jim said:

We are registered now.

Good work Jim!  For a second there, I was afraid we weren't going to be able to let you in!  

Hntnhrd

YEMTrey said:

I'm still kicking it around.   Somehow the terms Butt Blast, North Carolina, Camping, internet Dudes, petting Farm, bourbon slushies, and @nolaegghead and @SGH hasn't sold the wife over yet. 
I'm pretty much gonna get drunk and roll the dice.  What's the worse that can happen?!

Does the phrase " Put the lotion in the basket" mean nothing to you??

JohnInCarolina

Butt Blast Bump (the triple-B!)

Jeffroe189

I will be there with the Wife, 2 Kids, and the Minimax. I dont plan on cooking for the event but would be more than happy to let anyone use it if they would like.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

YEMTrey said:

I'm still kicking it around.   Somehow the terms Butt Blast, North Carolina, Camping, internet Dudes, petting Farm, bourbon slushies, and @nolaegghead and @SGH hasn't sold the wife over yet. 
I'm pretty much gonna get drunk and roll the dice.  What's the worse that can happen?!

so much

YukonRon

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

YEMTrey said:

I'm still kicking it around.   Somehow the terms Butt Blast, North Carolina, Camping, internet Dudes, petting Farm, bourbon slushies, and @nolaegghead and @SGH hasn't sold the wife over yet. 
I'm pretty much gonna get drunk and roll the dice.  What's the worse that can happen?!

so much

This is similar to asking for a match to see if gas can is full.

JohnInCarolina

YukonRon said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

YEMTrey said:

I'm still kicking it around.   Somehow the terms Butt Blast, North Carolina, Camping, internet Dudes, petting Farm, bourbon slushies, and @nolaegghead and @SGH hasn't sold the wife over yet. 
I'm pretty much gonna get drunk and roll the dice.  What's the worse that can happen?!

so much

This is similar to asking for a match to see if gas can is full.

I don't think anyone is in *mortal* danger, but some heavy bruising is likely.  Especially if Matt remembers to bring the duct tape and piñata bats.

JRWhitee

All signed up. Bringing a Mini Max and a taster.