whats everyone cooking for doomsday

fishlessman

i want to make sure i do it up right

nolaegghead

You need to post what the hell yur talking about! 

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/01/26/511592700/the-doomsday-clock-is-now-30-seconds-closer-to-midnight

Spaightlabs

I'd like to cook something low and slow, but I don't think there will be time before Mr. Twitter crashes us onto the rocks.

theyolksonyou

I guess the toast won't get me after all. 

ColtsFan

I'm going to brown up some crispy potatoes on the Blackstone and eat some carcinogenic smoked meat. Maybe I'll smoke a Bologna! Extra Rockwood to increase my Carbon Footprint

fishlessman

nolaegghead said:

You need to post what the hell yur talking about! 

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/01/26/511592700/the-doomsday-clock-is-now-30-seconds-closer-to-midnight

i thought everyone knew about doomsday been in my bucket list for a long time now didnt ya know

Carolina Q

I don't know what I'm cooking... but it'll have a TON of salt! Maybe even a megaton.

SaintJohnsEgger

The doomdday predictions and clock is all BS. Nothing more.

DoubleEgger

Mickeys wings 

Killit_and_Grillit

Wings and bourbon. Sh!t was gonna kill me anyways. 

pgprescott

SaintJohnsEgger said:

The doomdday predictions and clock is all BS. Nothing more.

Are you suuuuuure? 

bgebrent

I can't get my egg up to temp in 2 1/2 minutes much less get any dry age on the roast!

pgprescott

bgebrent said:

I can't get my egg up to temp in 2 1/2 minutes much less get any dry age on the roast!

Tartare?

JRWhitee

I am making Bacon and lots of it!

bgebrent

pgprescott said:

bgebrent said:

I can't get my egg up to temp in 2 1/2 minutes much less get any dry age on the roast!

Tartare?

Phew, thanks Pete!

pgprescott

bgebrent said:

pgprescott said:

bgebrent said:

I can't get my egg up to temp in 2 1/2 minutes much less get any dry age on the roast!

Tartare?

Phew, thanks Pete!

Brent, it would be shame to miss that one last meal  

fishlessman

SaintJohnsEgger said:

The doomdday predictions and clock is all BS. Nothing more.

i hope this is not true, its something i want to see before i die

blasting

If things are really this bad, I'm gonna eat bacon wrapped in bacon for every meal.

YukonRon

Obama leaves the office,
The world goes to hell
Coincidence? Crisis? Crap? 
Bacon.

thetrim

More preaching from "scientists"

DoubleEgger

YukonRon said:

Obama leaves the office,
The world goes to hell
Coincidence? Crisis? Crap? 
Bacon.

Probably the same crowd that said the market was going to crash if Trump was elected. 

THEBuckeye

 Partying at @nolaegghead's compound. 

SaintJohnsEgger

pgprescott said:

SaintJohnsEgger said:

The doomdday predictions and clock is all BS. Nothing more.

Are you suuuuuure? 

Pretty sure it's just alarmist overreaction to Trump.

ToTheMax

SaintJohnsEgger said:

The doomdday predictions and clock is all BS. Nothing more.

Next thing you'll tell me that Santa isn't real!

jdkeithbge

Anyone have any Trump Steaks in the freezer?  They're the best steaks, I'm telling you, believe me.  Lots of people are talking about them.  If you place a 12 oz Trump Steak next to a 12 oz Costco Prime Ribeye you will see the Trump Steak is clearly bigger.  Big League.

Skiddymarker

SaintJohnsEgger said:

pgprescott said:

SaintJohnsEgger said:

The doomdday predictions and clock is all BS. Nothing more.

Are you suuuuuure? 

Pretty sure it's just alarmist overreaction to Trump.

In some folks minds, it is impossible to overreact to Trump. Actually to most of the world it might be impossible - he sure has a lot of people taking notice. 

nolaegghead

thetrim said:

More preaching from "scientists"

Gotta cut them dum "scientists" a break.  I mean, they invented electricity and the very computers we're using so you can conveniently and efficiently express, on a 'puter network for all to see, how willfully ignorant you are.  Viva la science!  (emoticons added so no feelings are hurt) 

JohnInCarolina

Well at least we'll have a wall.  A $20B one that Mexico will pay for on.... layaway I guess.  That's gotta offer some protection from doomsday, amirite?!?!?

nolaegghead

JohnInCarolina said:

Well at least we'll have a wall.  A $20B one that Mexico will pay for on.... layaway I guess.  That's gotta offer some protection from doomsday, amirite?!?!?

At least my lawn care business will finally thrive!!!

pgprescott

Hey @nolaegghead and @JohnInCarolina. This is about what meal you're eating, are you guys still eating crow or no?? 

Ozzie_Isaac

nolaegghead said:

thetrim said:

More preaching from "scientists"

Gotta cut them dum "scientists" a break.  I mean, they invented electricity and the very computers we're using so you can conveniently and efficiently express, on a 'puter network for all to see, how willfully ignorant you are.  Viva la science!  (emoticons added so no feelings are hurt) 

Geniuses and inventors did all that.

"Scientists" these days just put poorly taken data into excel and manipulate it till it gives the answers their funding source requests.

The physicists and astronomers are the only real scientists these days.