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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    SloppyJoe said:
    pgprescott said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    SemolinaPilchard said:

    As for your comment about that being a half assed troll attempt, it was a totally legitimate question. Someone needing a one month "safe space" after his side loses an election gets tuned up for trolling a thread honoring the survivors of Pearl Harbor, so five minutes later he starts a safe space thread. Hollywood writers could not come up with that.
    But hey, you are right, a guy who was always on here bloviating about politics, then his side loses, and he is M.I.A. for a month, yeah, I probably would have assumed the same without your comment.
    Nola started this thread because folks in the Pearl Harbor thread were getting bent out of shape, not him.  The fact that some of y'all think it's the other way around is fifty shades of hilarious.  Some of you need to go to the school for kids who don't read good.
    Nah- Nola was just pulling the string on the same 2-3 guys that take the bait every time. It was great. Thanks fellas. 

    Oooo. He's so smart! 
    That's a really bad case of liberalism.  Her butt, I mean face, is going to freeze that way.  
    Again- keep slaying that supermodel ass bro
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,164
    SemolinaPilchard said:
    SGH said:
    pgprescott said:
    That is a true, diehard, liberal nut job right there. 
    This is supposedly her. WTF happened?Image result for pretty rachel maddow
    Looks like she ran out of money halfway through a sex change. 
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  • SemolinaPilchard
    SemolinaPilchard Posts: 1,282
    DoubleEgger said:
    SemolinaPilchard said:
    SGH said:
    pgprescott said:
    That is a true, diehard, liberal nut job right there. 
    This is supposedly her. WTF happened?Image result for pretty rachel maddow
    Looks like she ran out of money halfway through a sex change. 
    Drop the mic!!
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,706
    Legume said:
    SemolinaPilchard said:
     how did you guys lose?
    Perfect. Beautiful.  Do you in some way think that you won something?  This is what I don't understand.
    I think it's more that they feel like folks they don't particularly care for "lost" more than anything else.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    SemolinaPilchard said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    SemolinaPilchard said:
    SGH said:
    pgprescott said:
    That is a true, diehard, liberal nut job right there. 
    This is supposedly her. WTF happened?Image result for pretty rachel maddow
    Looks like she ran out of money halfway through a sex change. 
    Drop the mic!!
    You're doing a great job.  Keep being confident and assertive, we love you.
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    SemolinaPilchard said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    SemolinaPilchard said:
    SGH said:
    pgprescott said:
    That is a true, diehard, liberal nut job right there. 
    This is supposedly her. WTF happened?Image result for pretty rachel maddow
    Looks like she ran out of money halfway through a sex change. 
    Drop the mic!!
    Care to post a pic of your wife on here? We will be nice. promise. 
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  • Sardonicus
    Sardonicus Posts: 1,700

    For some reason, "I am the Walrus" comes to mind.

    "Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and barbecuing."      - George Burns

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,706
    edited December 2016
    Goo goo g' joob
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    Sure got quiet. 
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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,836
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Sure got quiet. 

    Sleepy time
    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,658
    DMW said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Sure got quiet. 

    Sleepy time
    What!  No.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,836
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    DMW said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Sure got quiet. 

    Sleepy time
    What!  No.

    Not for me. I'm stewing. Came home from a nice evening out with my wife and some friends to find my 12 year old and his friend had gone crazy with darts in the basement. The wall with the dart board, the door beside, and an adjacent wall are covered in holes...
    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE  - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker
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  • pgprescott
    pgprescott Posts: 14,544
    DMW said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    DMW said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Sure got quiet. 

    Sleepy time
    What!  No.

    Not for me. I'm stewing. Came home from a nice evening out with my wife and some friends to find my 12 year old and his friend had gone crazy with darts in the basement. The wall with the dart board, the door beside, and an adjacent wall are covered in holes...
    Well, Santa ain't gonna like that!
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    I'm glad he fessed up Dwayne.   We have a new role model for national honesty.  Probably influenced him to come clean.
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    DMW said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    DMW said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Sure got quiet. 

    Sleepy time
    What!  No.

    Not for me. I'm stewing. Came home from a nice evening out with my wife and some friends to find my 12 year old and his friend had gone crazy with darts in the basement. The wall with the dart board, the door beside, and an adjacent wall are covered in holes...
    So you went out to get hammered with your lady and left 12 year olds at home with darts and you are mad at them?
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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,836
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    DMW said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    DMW said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Sure got quiet. 

    Sleepy time
    What!  No.

    Not for me. I'm stewing. Came home from a nice evening out with my wife and some friends to find my 12 year old and his friend had gone crazy with darts in the basement. The wall with the dart board, the door beside, and an adjacent wall are covered in holes...
    So you went out to get hammered with your lady and left 12 year olds at home with darts and you are mad at them?

    Yeah, that probably wasn't the smartest move on my part.
    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE  - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,658
    DMW said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    DMW said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Sure got quiet. 

    Sleepy time
    What!  No.

    Not for me. I'm stewing. Came home from a nice evening out with my wife and some friends to find my 12 year old and his friend had gone crazy with darts in the basement. The wall with the dart board, the door beside, and an adjacent wall are covered in holes...
    Nice!  Time to teach the boy to skim coat.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    DMW said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    DMW said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    DMW said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Sure got quiet. 

    Sleepy time
    What!  No.

    Not for me. I'm stewing. Came home from a nice evening out with my wife and some friends to find my 12 year old and his friend had gone crazy with darts in the basement. The wall with the dart board, the door beside, and an adjacent wall are covered in holes...
    So you went out to get hammered with your lady and left 12 year olds at home with darts and you are mad at them?

    Yeah, that probably wasn't the smartest move on my part.
    As my great, great granddaddy used to always say: "That's on you". 
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    That was me as a kid, the one throwing the darts.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    edited December 2016
    Legume said:
    That was me as a kid, the one throwing the darts.
    Me too. And blowdarts. Toothpaste was my friend (we had white walls)

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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,658
    Legume said:
    That was me as a kid, the one throwing the darts.
    I had a buddy with a dart board in his garage.  We got pretty good at hitting it from the street.  Then my buddy hit his dads car.  That ended that game.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,836
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Legume said:
    That was me as a kid, the one throwing the darts.
    Me too. An blowdarts. Toothpaste was my friend (we had white walls)


    Our walls are white, might need to try that.
    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE  - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    DMW said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Legume said:
    That was me as a kid, the one throwing the darts.
    Me too. An blowdarts. Toothpaste was my friend (we had white walls)


    Our walls are white, might need to try that.
    Totally. Get some old school cheap colgate paste- none of the sparkles, stirpes, or candy-ass ****. White paste. Works like a champ
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    Also- flour and water paste. Make it thick and dab a little on. Dries as hard a sheet rock. I was a bad kid. 
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    DMW said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Legume said:
    That was me as a kid, the one throwing the darts.
    Me too. An blowdarts. Toothpaste was my friend (we had white walls)


    Our walls are white, might need to try that.
    Totally. Get some old school cheap colgate paste- none of the sparkles, stirpes, or candy-ass ****. White paste. Works like a champ

    This saved quite a few security deposits for me.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,658
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    DMW said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Legume said:
    That was me as a kid, the one throwing the darts.
    Me too. An blowdarts. Toothpaste was my friend (we had white walls)


    Our walls are white, might need to try that.
    Totally. Get some old school cheap colgate paste- none of the sparkles, stirpes, or candy-ass ****. White paste. Works like a champ
    Spackle works great too.  You can paint over it to or just push it into the holes then wipe with a wet paper towel.  I like red devil.

    http://m.acehardware.com/product/index.jsp?productId=1308300&KPID=961794&cid=CAPLA:G:Shopping_-_Catch_All_-_New&pla=pla_961794&k_clickid=965b6008-d155-45cb-8eb1-43ec8abf1a5b

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    DMW said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Legume said:
    That was me as a kid, the one throwing the darts.
    Me too. An blowdarts. Toothpaste was my friend (we had white walls)


    Our walls are white, might need to try that.
    Totally. Get some old school cheap colgate paste- none of the sparkles, stirpes, or candy-ass ****. White paste. Works like a champ
    Spackle works great too.  You can paint over it to or just push it into the holes then wipe with a wet paper towel.  I like red devil.

    http://m.acehardware.com/product/index.jsp?productId=1308300&KPID=961794&cid=CAPLA:G:Shopping_-_Catch_All_-_New&pla=pla_961794&k_clickid=965b6008-d155-45cb-8eb1-43ec8abf1a5b
    Ha ha. So true. I have that in my tool kit. I was thinking back to 1984 when there was no home depot on every corner. I needed to fix **** fast with what i had on hand. 
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  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,226
    edited December 2016
    SGH said:
    nolaegghead said:
    And be calm...calm...everyone simmer down.  
    I'm tired of being calm. I'm ready to show my a$$ ;)

    @SGH, I suspect you are already buck nekkid, so all you really need to is to turn around and show your backside... which is probably about as attractive or hideous (I'm not judging) as your frontside.

    But please don't do it in my safe space.

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,988
    Foghorn said:
    @SGH, I suspect you are already buck nekkid, 
    Brother Horn, I don't know what the deal is, but my wife has really acted a fool lately about me sitting around naked. She says that I'm to old to be laying around the house naked. That I'm setting a bad example. My questions are how old is to old to enjoy being naked? And who the hell am I setting a bad example for? 
    In my humble opinion, my nakedness is a beautiful thing. Akin to a work of art that should be admired and appreciated. Not hidden or covered, but left exposed for the viewers pleasure. To be honest, I think that it's a jealousy thing. Even though I'm up in age, in the nude I still resemble a certain Norse God that yields one heck of a hammer. You would think that she would appreciate that. 
    For the sake of peace I have agreed to stay clothed when the kids and grandkids are here. But that's where I draw the line. Anyone else is subject to getting an eyeful. 
    On a serious note, my hope has always been that when it's time for me to depart this old world that I would go out eating a stack of ribeyes while bare a$$ naked. She is hampering my final wish. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

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