Eggtoberfest 2016 Ticket

SGH

The_Buffalo said:

Tell us why you should be at EGGtoberfest 2016 --- 

I should be there for several reasons. First, I have a tremendous singing voice. Second, I can out eat any 3 people that you know combined. Third, I do a mean Elvis impersonation. Fourth, I swing one helluva a hammer and look phenomenal naked. Fifth, I can go from fully dressed to totally naked in less than 10 seconds. Even when drunk.  And last but certainly not least, I and I alone started the buffalo theme on the forum. Without me you would be The Camel or something to the sort. 
With that said, if I win, please give the tickets to my good friend and certainly one of my forum favorites Scott Allen. He does a mean Elvis impersonation himself. 

Killit_and_Grillit

SGH said:

The_Buffalo said:

Tell us why you should be at EGGtoberfest 2016

 Fifth, I can go from fully dressed to totally naked in less than 10 seconds. Even when drunk. 

This is 6 seconds to long @SGH You should see a doctor about this. Or a nurse. Or someone dressed up like a nurse.

 The key is a lifestyle change to flip flops. 

nolaegghead

Sarcastic bump.

JohnInCarolina

If a pinned thread gets buffaloed, does the whole site implode?

DoubleEgger

I just want to be there to see Craig win the Eggfest in person. 

Eggdicted_Dawgfan

DoubleEgger said:

I just want to be there to see Craig win the Eggfest in person. 

Out of curiosity, what's your fetish with Craig? You could cook just as good as Craig if you would spend half as much time working on your cooking skills as you spend taking jabs at him. Your skill set is there you just need to execute. You spend way too much time putting people and things down. Step up and be a man among men instead of a jealous  bitc_h. 

DoubleEgger

Whatever d bag fanboy. It's just a freaking joke. Get over yourself. 

JRWhitee

DoubleEgger said:

Whatever d bag fanboy. It's just a freaking joke. Get over yourself. 

The joke is pretty old!

Action_Hank

Tickets because I practice Buffalo Theory everyday.

Buffalo Theory:

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, much like the brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

The slowest buffalo are the sick and weak so they die off first, making it possible for the herd to move at a faster pace. Like the buffalo, the weak, slow brain cells are the ones that are killed off by excessive beer drinking and socializing, making the brain operate faster.

The moral of the story: Drink more beer, it will make you smarter. 

JohnInCarolina

DoubleEgger said:

Whatever d bag fanboy. It's just a freaking joke. Get over yourself. 

Man I hope this is the post that ends up winning the drawing.  

SGH

JohnInCarolina said:

DoubleEgger said:

Whatever d bag fanboy. It's just a freaking joke. Get over yourself. 

Man I hope this is the post that ends up winning the drawing.  

It has potential for sure

Hans61

Can't go this year, but after 9 or so months of being on the forum it'd be real neat to meet some of you guys in person! Do tickets always sell out so fast?

Mclayborn79

i am heartbroken that they are sold out. My wife and I go for our anniversary each year and this will be the first one we will miss in five years, unless someone comes through. :( 

theyolksonyou

@Hans61 go to ga mtn in Hiawassee in the spring or even better, hit one of the unofficial like brisket camp or butt blast to really meat the forum members. 

Jeremiah

@theyolksonyou dude. What about the near famous wing ding??? 

theyolksonyou

@Jeremiah I thought that was a private affair for the forum elite, err riff raff. 

bgebrent

The Buffalo is an unpredictable piece of bison manure.  I'll take the tickets only to give to Jason so he can attend his first Eggfest.  He's deserving!

Eggdicted_Dawgfan

DoubleEgger said:

Whatever DAWG fanboy. It's just a freaking joke. Get over yourself. 

A joke? You have been here long enough to know the joke is old. The horse has been beat to a pulp. The guy is a much better cook than you will ever be unless you dedicate as much time towards being a better cook as you do being hateful and degrading to other members. Just imagine how great you could be if you would just keep your negative thoughts and "jokes" to yourself. It's one thing to joke but there is no need to continue to put people down because you feel it's funny and it boosts your ego. You are just making yourself look like a jerk for no reason. Now give me a piece of that 100 day steak!

DoubleEgger

The chances of you getting a piece of that steak are slim and none and slim just left town. Get back on that teat where you belong. 

tarheelmatt

Lesson learned here guys. 

If you stop being a jerky you can be the best cook ever! In my tennie bopper voice. 

tarheelmatt

Eggdicted_Dawgfan said:

DoubleEgger said:

Whatever DAWG fanboy. It's just a freaking joke. Get over yourself. 

A joke? You have been here long enough to know the joke is old. The horse has been beat to a pulp. The guy is a much better cook than you will ever be unless you dedicate as much time towards being a better cook as you do being hateful and degrading to other members. Just imagine how great you could be if you would just keep your negative thoughts and "jokes" to yourself. It's one thing to joke but there is no need to continue to put people down because you feel it's funny and it boosts your ego. You are just making yourself look like a jerk for no reason. Now give me a piece of that 100 day steak!

 Not everyone wants to be like BGC buddy. You cannot see that with all that BGCchoad in your face though. 

Eggdicted_Dawgfan

And with that said I still stand a better chance of getting a steak than I you being a  douche every time you get a chance. But hey I'm sure it's all in fun. Carry on.

Oh, by the way, any chance of selling me the tickets to the fest if you win them? Or a bite of steak? 

tarheelmatt

Eggdicted_Dawgfan said:

And with that said I still stand a better chance of getting a steak than I you being a  douche every time you get a chance. But hey I'm sure it's all in fun. Carry on.

Oh, by the way, any chance of selling me the tickets to the fest if you win them? Or a bite of steak? 

I'm not going to say something smart so I become a better cook. 

Eggdicted_Dawgfan

tarheelmatt said:

Eggdicted_Dawgfan said:

And with that said I still stand a better chance of getting a steak than I you being a  douche every time you get a chance. But hey I'm sure it's all in fun. Carry on.

Oh, by the way, any chance of selling me the tickets to the fest if you win them? Or a bite of steak? 

I'm not going to say something smart so I become a better cook. 

No need to hold back Matt. Simple as this.. Your cooking skills are top notch. And what I said has nothing to do with you or anyone else being a better cook, if it came off that way I apologize. And I sure as heck am not one to say anyone is a bad cook because I'm a terrible cook. Hence why I don't post many cooks on here. Your cooks and presentations as well as 99.9% of others on this site make my food look like something from the school lunchroom. Carry on friend. I think we have all made our points here. Plane doors are closing. 

northGAcock

GATraveller said:

Somehow I've never been to Eggtoberfest as it always seems to conflict with kids sports and Bulldog football. Maybe one day...... 

https://youtu.be/LR4j8iWu-OI

Will you be in Columbia for this years game with the Gamecocks?

nolaegghead

Not entirely convinced "sarcastic" is appropriate for a bump on this thread, nonetheless, "bump".  (don't want to be a tired, worn-out poster).

Fur shure this is TOP O THE LIST now. 

Hans61

Eggdicted_Dawgfan said: The horse has been beat to a pulp. 

yljkt

Who is BGC? 

nolaegghead

big green craig

yljkt

nolaegghead said:

big green craig

Oh ok. Seems like this is sinking.